Jump @ MindSay

some people really piss me off. ya know?

anyways.
today was the elko invitational!
yayyy!!
so like, 1a and 2a schools were there. and us.
so we owned.
and today i long jumped!
and it was fun. as usual.
and i did better than i thought i would.
i've never measured it before, so i had no clue how i would really do.
my first jump was 10 5 1/2.
ehh.
the second jump i did 11 5.
and the third jump i scratched.
ahh!!
that chick said it SO LOUD.
everyone there could hear me scratch.
i was just like damn okay i know thank you can you say that a bit quieter?
but anyways.
i think that screwed me up for my last jump.
i got 10 10.

so my best was 11 5.
it's okay i guess. eh.

African track and field stars share with you on Athletes Diaries their dreams, update on their preparations and progress as they gets ready for the 2008 season and the road to Beijing Olympics Games.

http://www.athleticsafrica.com/Outgoing/athletesdiary.html

I say words with no voice
I think thoughts with no words
Every window I pass
Every bridge I walk on
Begs to be jumped
Begs me to die
And here I am
Not sure of what is life
I'm too scared to move
I'm too scared to think
I don't want to lose you
I don't want to forget you
I don't want a replacement
A fake in your place
All I want is you

Do you want to know a common reason why people are afraid of going near a cliff? Because they feel a compulsion to jump off. Some basic instinct is telling them to jump, while the cognitive part of their brain is going NO NO DON'T YOU F---ING DARE! It freaks some people out.

Dad has this and I have experienced it, too. Many people who are scared of heights are afraid of heights because of some compulsion wired into the human brain and whenever they are near a cliff their compulsion to jump and their desire to not die is at war, and they are afraid that at any time, their compulsion could win out.

To me, this is proof that human beings were supposed to fly.

The kids and Randy had a grand laugh at my expense tonight.  I have made no bones about HATING and being somewhat FEARFUL of snakes.  I don't care if they are the lenght of my hand and only have a fat lil head, I kill them if I see them or go high tailing it back to the house to either grab Randy or now my fearless of snakes daughter DeLaney!

 

Randy called about 7:30 this evening.  I wanted him to get a hold of his mom to find out how his sister is doing with Chemo and Radation for her Breast Cancer.  That is a different blog.  After he talked to his mom and was flabergasted over how she yet again showed how shitty of a mom she is........again a different blog he called home.

 

I talked to him for a bit and let him know we were having a ruff afternoon and evening.  And then past the phone off to the kids to talk.  I, in the mean time, let Spud out to go potty and grabbed a hold of Dooley's collar to put him back on the chain for the night.  Dooley wasn't happy but he knows better to fight mamma.

 

So we walk across the drive near the house, by the propane tank and the piles of wood; heading up to his dog house and where his chain is at.  It is up a slight hill to a level area.  I have a pair of black chucks on, a pair of cut of sweats from 1995 and a tank top I wear to clean.  This should be pretty normal right!  WRONG!!!!

 

I take a step down with my right foot (knee is doing good by the way) and I feel a bump underneight my foot and there is noooooooooo tree or stick nothing in the area.  Next thing I know, I feel a lash of something meaty and scaly on my ankle and foot!  I look down!  GASP!  It is a Bull Snake!  Bigger then the one I took a pciture of!

 

I was standing on it's neck!  I jumped a mile!  I could have cleared a pole vault height!  SCREAMED LIKE A LIL BITCH seeing Bret Michaels (sorry been watching Bret Michaels Rock of Love).  Let go of the puppy after about strangling the poor thing.  I scared him soooooo bad that he brough down one of his massive paws right on the middle of the snake and my foot!  Tripping me on my ass with in inches of the dayum snake who by this time is rightly pist off!  My knee is now killing me cause of that lil business!  I looked in that dayum snake's eyes and promptly screamed like a bitch AGAIN!

 

Ever see a 30lb over weight gimpy thick hot mamma get up and go running back to the house like Big Foot was after her for some hot ape loving?  Well if you haven't I am sure it is a funny sight!  Coltin was walkign out to the mudporch when I gimped ran back into the house while on the phoen with his dad, becasue they all heard me scream like that lil bitch, including Randy on the other side of the line, and Randy sent the kids out to check on me!  I then ran my poor scrawny son over gettin into the kitchen!

 

My tits were heaving so hard that I thought I was going to give myself a fat lip with them!  When Coltin handed the phone back over to me, Randy was laughing so hard because Coltin had explained that I had stepped on a Bull Snake and I was all muddy from falling right next to it and I just was screaming because of the snake! 

 

I have mean and cruel children and a hubby for laughign over my tramatic experince with yet another snake!  Fuckers!