Jessica Simpson @ MindSay

"Blonde Ambition," a new movie that debuted this past weekend starring Jessica Simpson and Luke Wilson, grossed $1,190 in ticket sales.  Yes, you read that correctly: one thousand, one hundred, and ninety dollars.

The film was only shown in 8 theaters in Texas, but nonetheless, it means that each screening attracted around 6 customers. 

Can someone remind me why this girl is still famous?

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IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE? So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every section of the movie, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button


Dawn's Life Soundtrack

Opening Credits: Love Song for a Vampire-Annie Lennox
Waking Up: Like a river-C3 Worship
First Day At School: Fellow Traveler by Ginny Owens
Falling In Love: Mutt- I finally Found someone-Bryan Adams and Barbara Streisand
Shower Scene: I am not my hair-India Aire ( oh.. how funny!)
Fight Song: Life goes on-Mason Daring
Breaking Up: What's my name-Brian McNight
Prom: These boots are made for walking-Jessica Simpson
Life's OK: Say you'll be there-Spice Girls
Mental Breakdown:Walk this way-Aerosmith
Driving: Music-Madonna
Sex Scene: A child is born-Oscar Peterson ( lol!)
Flashback: Never gonna be as big as Jesus-Audio Adrenaline
Getting Back Together: Say you will-Fleetwood Mac ( haha! this is neat!)
Wedding: Everyday People-Nicole Mullen
Birth of Child: Serve the Ego-Jewel
Final Battle: Always be my baby-Mariah Carey featuring Dabrat, Xscape
Funeral Song: Follow you, follow me-Genesis
End Credits: The Saints are coming-Green Day and U2

Thanks hereruraisins29 .. loved doing this.. found it amusing too!! Haha

Rancette: Jessica, I'd like to start out by saying I don't wish to invade your personal life.
Jessica: I appreciate that.
R: Even though both you and your new flame both have laryngitis.
J: Quite a coincidence.
R: Wink, wink. Yeah, I wonder how that could have ever happened. 
J: I'm really excited about this new record. I mean I think people will love me for this one. So buy it.
R: Oh, but Jessica, we already love you.
J: Thank you.
R: But I'm going to ask you a difficult question.
J: Oh no.
R: Oh yes. I heard you were using Restylane on your lips, which enhanced them.
J: Oh gosh, that was a nightmare.
R: I want you to project how you'd feel if your lips were bigger forever.
J: Basically I thought that it would be great to have big lips.  Once you actually have them though, it's scary like you're a space alien or something.
R: I also want to explore the fact that you said despite your behavior on your Newlyweds show, you are actually quite smart.
J: Yeah.
R: But there really hasn't been evidence of this.
J: No I guess not.
R: So I mean, say something smart for me.
J: Oh ok.  Well, I learned about the law of thermodynamics once.  It was like the third one. And it said that stuff disintegrates over time or that things can't get better, kind of like my marriage. Sorry, I didn't mean to bring that up because we promised we wouldn't talk about personal issues, but I just want to say one thing!
R: Yes?
J: They say that when a breakup occurs there is usually fault on both sides of the issue and I strongly believed that.  But my marriage failing is just proof that's not true.  It was all Nick's fault.
R: Okay, Jessica I thought we weren't going to discuss your personal life.  Say another smart thing.
J: Oh I don't know. E = M C² or something, but he was like flirting with everyone and I didn't even approach anyone until after I knew it was over, so he was totally wrong on everything.  It's his fault.
R: So you feel you'll love again?
J: Totally.  The heartbreak was so last year, and then facing the fact we were getting a divorce.  With my new album and new boyfriends and new movie, I'm keeping so busy like you wouldn't believe.
R: How's your sister, Ashlee?
J: I know she's my sister.
R: How do you feel about her hanging on your coattails?
J: Oh, whatever, I mean, I'd do the same thing if she got famous first. Then I'd be the old, fat sister.
R: You're not fat, you're voluptuous.
J: Thank you, but yeah I know. I mean, I hardly talk to Ashlee or anything, except when we're talking about what we're going to wear to the MTV Awards so we don't clash.  You know, that sort of thing.
R: So say something else smart.
J: I'm getting so tired of this!  You just want to know regurgitated facts from textbooks, and I'm offering the scoop on my personal life.  So I just want to say you are the one that's dumb Rancette and stop trying to ruin my image as a stupid blonde chick.  I don't like that at all.  You're just jealous, I bet.

Celebs, let me give you some advice.  If you're in a relationship with somebody, do not....I repeat, DO NOT, do a MTV reality show.

 

Your relationship will die a painful, public death.  It happened to Nick & Jessica, it happened to Dave and Carmen, and now it is happened to Travis & Shanna (Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker and wife Shanna Moakler).

 

When you put your whole life out there for public consumption, nothing good can come from it.