Eva Longoria's wedding? I could care less.
Linday Lohan's return to sobriety? That is good for her but I would rather see her in a bikini. Or a movie.
Paris. Of course I want to know all about her and her doings.
Britany. I want nothing to know about her.
Paula Abdul? Why is she even in this entry?
Racheal Ray? Girl, go and cook some ribs with some be quiet recipies!
Jennifer Aniston? Can we escape to some pizza and a couple of beers?
HIllary Duff? Thank you for being so hot and innocent and keep up the good work.
Jessica Alba? Same as above and thanks for being so damn hot!
Nicole Ritchie? Ooo gross.
Dave Navarro? You are the man. Wish I could play guitar like you.
O.k, maybe I have been reading too much of Perezhilton.com and or X17online.com. Shame on me. But a job should be coming along soon (Thank God!).