I knew that there was a reason that I didn't like Domino's Pizza.
The founder of Domino's Pizza, Thomas S. Monaghan, is making a city based on strict Roman Catholic Values. Jeb Bush, being a recent convert into said religeon, welcomes this town with open arms into his city saying, "This is exactly what this nation needs, a new 'Convergence of The Twain' with Catholicism and American Values creating a new type of freedom. A freedom where the religeous right controls what is deemed free and what is not. A country where freedom is based on religeous tyranny. Not the evil tyranny that our forefathers fought against, but a new tyranny with the common god at the forefront."
That's actually a little bit paraphrased, but it was definately what he was thinking. I must applaud the libertarians for doing what I like them to do, social work. They are fighting hard against this city and if you have any spare money please donate to their coffers.
Howard Simon, the head of the ACLU in Florida, will do exactly what the ACLU always does. He will pitch a fit, wave a flag, give a speach, take them to court, when they lose he'll say "Aw, shucks," and then move on to the next big mission.
As to Thomas S. Monaghan attempts to quote Hitler, but adds a football reference so that noone will note the plagarism. "I believe all of history is just one big battle between good and evil. The good being me, my religeon, and fascism, and the evil being Jews, Liberals, Porn that is not on my computer, and basic freedoms. I don't want to be on the sidelines like I was in Junior High. That damn coach had me benched all season, so I shat on his porch one late hazy sunday afternoon in 1955," he chuckles, "Good times."
A man noted for his centrism, Florida Attorney General Charlie
Crist (I hope that that is his rockstar name and not his given name), gave his opinion while eating lunch with John Roberts, Antonin Scalia, and Clarence Thomas, "They have every right to take this to court, but they must remember I AM THE COURTS, BITCH!"
There is a reason that there never will be true freedom in the United States. It is that some asshole who thinks he's on a mission from Gawd will give $250 million dollars to the construction of a Theocratic City. You know what good liberals do with $250 million dollars, they send it to a third world country to build a city with hospitals or feed the poor or help out the destitute in this country. I think that sounds like more of a mission from god.
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