Jackasses @ MindSay

Or at least give me soft, supple skin!

*sigh*

I am going to San Diego in July for our family reunion. July can NOT get here soon enough.  Even though I'll be traveling with my mother and my sister, I think I can avoid them if they start getting on my nerves (which is very likely).

I haven't been out since I went to Portland! That is absolutely unacceptable! Don't get me wrong, I like hanging out with the kiddo, but sometimes it would be nice to hang out with an adult! Also the husband is still brooding and baying like a jackass. *rolls eyes*.

I guess I'm just not one of those matronly, domestic goddess - type moms.  I hate cooking (even though I can cook) and I'm not tidy.  I have minimal gardening skills and I find the thought of wearing a house dress or going to the grocery store without make-up terrifying.  Last Friday, when I volunteered to help at the kiddo's last day of school classroom party, I decided to help pass out cookies.  As I was holding the Corningware dish of cookies, my sister walked in and said, "Oh, that is so not you!"  While it was funny, a part of me felt bad. Maybe I should be more of the type of mom my mother was. Why do I find it so hard to do?  Am I really that butch or less motherly?

Anyway, the cocolette and I are off to see Indiana Jones.  I laughed because she put on her favorite "diva" skirt and a shirt that says "princess" on it.  She also had lip gloss on.  I guess she's got it honest eh? Don't worry, I made her blot most of the shine off.  Boundaries.

• I totally fell off the diet wagon today.  I went out to eat with my friend Rachel at a Cajun restaurant.  At least I can say I didn't eat it all in one sitting.  I took it home and finished it in small increments.  However, I just finished polishing off a bowl of Blue Bell Buttered Almond ice cream.  Yep, I'm getting back on the wagon tomorrow. 

• I don't know why, but I've been sleeping way too much.  It's starting to annoy me.

• The most boring reality show on television right now is "On the Lot".  I don't believe this show will be back next year.  Maybe its one of the reasons I've been so sleepy today.

• One of the things that annoy the hell out of me when people discuss things on blogsites is the tendency for some people to tell you what they think you mean and how they think you feel.  What the hell is up with that? If you want to know what I think or feel, then fucking ask me! And for God's sake please don't tell me how I should feel about something!

God help me this is hard!