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elow my friends ang aga kowh nagsing hay i dont know kung bkt?????i think kasi mlpit na ung valentines day hehehe  cympre berore yhat i go to school usually kwentuhan lang kme nla katrina and ung iba kong barkada...........of course i listen pa rin sa mga teachers kowh..........konting tawanan din kame hahahahaha kame pa eh uso sa amin un nowh iba ata kame mag babarkada solid to............nung unuwi na me sa bhay i eat some snacks and watch tv....and natulog na me for a while...to have a little rest and sympre mawawala ba ung cellphone kowh na araw-araw ko hawak hihihihihi........at lagi kowh kausap si yong and sleep me ulit yan ang araw kowh sarap ng buhay kowh eh princesa kaya ito ng bahay namin.....bye see u next time babuzzzzzhhhh.......

So the other night I was hanging out with a friend of mine in walmart and he says, "yo man I was thinking, why don't we throw a halloween party on the 31st?" well I got to thinking about it and I was going to say No, but then I thought more about it and I said "Hell yes man, thats a great idea.". So after talking with him and getting the address to the party I made a couple of calls. The first girl that I called was a friend of mine and it would've been sortof weird. Well my friend casey (the first girl) says to me, why don't you invite tabby? I got to thinking about it and I said sure. So I went to where tabby was working and played it smooth and I had her number just like that and we're on for the party. What ya'll know about that?

What has wing but cannot fly?

What can you see but cannot hear and what can you hear but cannot see?

What has 12 faces and 2 arms?

 

What word becomes a palindrome when viewed upside down and backwards?
Answer: SWIMS

Pronounced as one letter but written with three, only two different letters are used to make me.
I'm double, I'm single I'm black, blue, and gray.
I'm read from both ends and the same either way.
Answer: EYE

What word, when written in capital letters,
is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Answer:  NOON

What call for help, when written in capital letters,
is the same forwards, backwards and upside down?
Answer: SOS

How did Adam use a palindrome to introduce himself to Eve when they first met?
Answer:  Madam in Eden, I'm Adam.

 

 

Question

Which path did the crazy man take out of the woods?

Answer

The psychopath!

 

 

Question

A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

Answer

The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper

 

 

Question

A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?

Answer

The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.

 

 

Question

A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Answer

The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.

 

 

Question

I cannot be felt, seen or touched;
Yet I can be found in everybody;
My existence is always in debate;
Yet I have my own style of music.
What Am I?

Answer

I'm a Soul.

 

 

Question

There is a common English word that is nine letters long. Each time you remove a letter from it, it still remains an English word - from nine letters right down to a single letter. What is the original word, and what are the words that it becomes after removing one letter at a time?

Answer

The base word is Startling - starting - staring - string - sting - sing - sin - in - I

 

 

2002
ABBA (the pop band)
Anna
atta (as in atta boy!)
Ava
bib
Bob
civic
Dad
deed
did
dud
ere
eke!
Elle (a name)
eve
ewe
eye
gag
gig
Glenelg [a village on the West coast of Scotland, near where Gavin Maxwell lived with his otters and wrote "Ring of Bright Water"; it is also a town in Australia]
Hannah
Havivah (a Guess this means "beloved" in Greek)
huh?
kayak
kook
level
Li'l
ma'am (as in "yes ma'am")
madam
Malayalam (South Indian Language)
Mom
Mum
noon
Nun
Ogopogo (a mythological creature said to inhabit Okanagan Lake in British Columbia)
Otto
pap
peep
pep
pip
pop
poop(as in "I'm pooped!)
pup
racecar
radar
redder
redivider (longest English word palindrome)
refer
repaper
reviver
rotor
rotator
sagas
sees
sexes
shahs
sis
solos
SOS
stats
tat
TNT
toot
tot
Tut
wow

111,111,111 X 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
(Note: We have included this one because the problem itself is a palindrome, and the solution is a palindrome; however, the problem and the solution combined into one phrase are not a palindrome)

And of course, you can make palindromes out of numbers without difficulty, such as these years: 1991, 1881, 1771, 1661, etc.

A dog! A panic in a pagoda!
A man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
A Santa at NASA
A tin mug for a jar of gum, Nita.
A toyota's a toyota!
A Toyota...race fast...safe car...a Toyota!
Able was I, ere I saw elba. (Note: This palindrome may have originally been 'coined' by Napoleon when he was captured and sent to the island of Elba)
Ah, Satan sees Natasha.
And DNA and DNA and DNA...
Bald elf fled lab
Bosses sob
Camp Mac
Cigar? Toss it in a can. It is so tragic.
Dee saw a seed
Delia sailed
Delia sailed, eva waved, elias ailed
Devil lived
Did Hannah say as Hannah did?
Did Dean aid Diana? Ed did.
Did I draw Della too tall, Edward? I did!
Do geese see God?
Doc, note, I dissent, a fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.
Dog sees God.
Dogma, I am God.
Don did nod
Drab as a fool, aloof as a bard.
Draw, o coward!
Dumb mud.
Ed is loopy poolside.
Egad! A base tone denotes a bad age.
Elim saw a smile.
Elk rap song? No sparkle.
Emil saw a slime.
Enid and Edna dine
Euston saw I was not Sue
Evil I did dwell; lewd did I live
Evil, all its sin is still alive.
Flee to me, remote elf
Gate tag
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.
Golf? No sir, prefer prison flog.
I led some to Hot Emo's Deli
I love me, VOL. I
I, madam, I made radio. So I dared...am I mad, am I?
I, man, am Regal. A German am I.
If I had a hi-fi...
Key lime, Emily, ek!
Lace decal
Lager, sir, is regal.
Lap pal
Last egg gets Al!
Lee has a race car as a heel.
Lew, Otto has a Hot Towel
Liam was in a tub, but Ani saw mail.
Lion oil
Live Evil,
Live not on evil.
Lonely Tylenol
Loot tool
Ma handed Edna ham
Ma is as selfless as I am.
Mad at Adam
Madam, I'm Adam
Marge lets Norah see Sharon's telegram
May a moody baby doom a yam?
Mega gem
Mr. Owl ate my metal worm.
Murder for a jar of red rum.
Naomi, did I moan?
Neil A. sees alien!
Neil an alien?
Net ten
Never odd or even
Niagara, o roar again!
No devil lived on
No lava on Avalon; no lava, no Avalon. (Note: Avalon is the place where King Arthur is buried.)
No melon, no lemon.
No miss. It is Simon
No misses ordered roses, Simon
No panic... I nap on
Not a banana -- baton!
No way a papaya won!
Now I see bees! I won!
No X in Nixon?
No, Mel, onward! Draw no lemon!
No, sir! Away! A papaya war is on!
No, son
Not a ton.
Not a tub, but a ton
Not New York, Roy went on
Now I won!
Now, sir, a war is won!
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run
Nurses Run
O' Geronimo, no minor ego
Oh no, Don Ho!
Oh, who was it I saw? Oh, who?
OK, KO!
One? No!
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
O' stone, be not so!
Pals slap
Panic in a Titanic, I nap!
Pa's a sap!
Pat and Edna tap
Pets step,
Poor Dan is in a droop
Pot top
Pull up if I pull up
Pull up, Eva! we're here! Wave! Pull up!
Pull up
Pupils, I say, as I slip up
Put a crow, a camel, a mini male macaw, or cat up.
Race car
Race vast, save car
Rat 'n' tar
Rats live on no evil star
Rats' star
Red rum, sir, is murder
Rise to vote, sir
Roy, am I mayor?
Sages use gas
Satan, oscillate my metallic sonatas.
Senile felines
Sh! Tom sees moths.
Sir, I soon saw Bob was no Osiris.
Sir, I'm Iris.
Sit on a potato pan, Otis
Slap a ham on Omaha, pals!
Snug guns
Some men interpret nine memos
Spam maps Spot sees tops.
Stanley Yelnats (A palindrome name was used as a character in the book "Holes" by Louis Sacher)
Step on no pets!
Stop racecar pots!
Strap racecar parts
Straw warts
Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts.
Stressed desserts
Stunt nuts!
Swap paws
Tell Abe to vote Ballet
Ten animals I slam in a net.
Todd erases a red dot
Too bad I hid a boot
Too fat a foot
Too hot to hoot (as in hooting like an owl)
Trapeze part
Tuna nut.
U.F.O. tofu.
Warsaw was raw.
War, sir, is raw.
Was it a bar or a bat I saw?
Was it a bat I saw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
Was it a cat I saw
Was it a hat I saw
Was it a mat I saw
Was it a pat I saw
Was it a rat I saw
Was it a vat I saw
Was it Tim's mitt I saw?
We panic in a pew
We sew
We'll let dad tell Lew
Wo, Nemo! Toss a lasso to me now!
Won't lovers revolt now?
Wonton? not now!
Yawn a more Roman way
Yo! Banana Boy!
Yreka Bakery (Yreka is a city in California, and that makes Yreka Bakery a true palindrome)

Dennis, Nell, Edna, Leon, Nedra, Anita, Rolf, Nora, Alice, Carol, Leo, Jane, Reed, Dena, Dale, Basil, Rae, Penny, Lana, Dave, Denny, Lena, Ida, Bernadette, Ben, Ray, Lila, Nina, Jo, Ira, Mara, Sara, Mario, Jan, Ina, Lily, Arne, Bette, Dan, Reba, Diane, Lynn, Ed, Eva, Dana, Lynne, Pearl, Isabel, Ada, Ned, Dee, Rena, Joel, Lora, Cecil, Aaron, Flora, Tina, Arden, Noel, and Ellen sinned.

 

It means: "Wash your innerself dirt [or bad thoughts, bad deeds, etc.], not only your face."
However, this palindrome only works when using Greek letters, as shown above, because in Greek letters, P and S become one unique letter called "psi" (the letter that looks somewhat like a pitchfork above). So you will not be able to read this palindrome correctly in Roman characters.

Some letters look the same as in the Roman (English) alphabet, but many others are different. And letters I and H in Greek are pronounced the same and sound like the letter E in English.