Insults @ MindSay 
funny
The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor:
She said, "If you were my husband I'd give you poison."
He said, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
"He had delusions of adequacy." - Walter Kerr
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow
"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).
"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.." - Oscar Wilde
"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response.
"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand
"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
"He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
Math
We ended up getting relocated to a new room. Randy sits with me as per usual, but this other boy, Chris (who everybody hates the crap out of) sits with us as well. I don't know why he wanted with us. I've never really talked to him all that often, despite that I'm nice to him and Randy is completley annoyed by his presence. I sit in-between those two boys - keeping them both occupied. We were doing more seatwork today, and Randy was fiddling around with my calculator and talking about wars, and also telling me about how much he wanted to join the Navy. He also threw several insults to Chris who is sitting a seat down from me. Although I smiled slightly (don't recall why), I told him to be nice, and if he didn't have anything nice to say, then I told him to not say it at all.
It's a little sickening. Chris has a disability (but it's not even visible, like I am), and he's really loud and feeds back insults when he's insulted. All he's ever heard (other than me) by his classmates is insults and threats to punch his face in and stuff. As firsrt period progressed, and watching him play his PSP every now and then - I asked him if he needed help. I recall once that he said that a different class apparently thinks he's a spy, or a genius - obviously knowing this was untrue (because everybody hates him, and he has no friends) I just smiled at him and didn't really say anything in response but "Oh."
Randy and the rest of the class continued on with their insults aimed directly at Chris, and the poor boy would wear a smile on his face as he would spit something weak back. He told me that I was the only person that was ever nice to him, other than his parents I'm sure. Though that didn't surprise me. I gave him some answers, and he thanked me. I also wrote a few on his page, saying "I hope you don't mind that my writing is messy... But it's not my fault, it's apart of my disability." He said I wasn't disabled, and I reassured him I was. He kept his head down to his work as he said, "Well, you can't even tell."
In response to Randy's statement about money, Chris said that if he had a million dollars, he'd give half to me. I know he doesn't, and I wouldn't accept it if he did - but it goes to show, it pays to show a little kindness to somebody you barely even know.
Maybe all somebody needs is a friend. I guess it'll be my part to take that role. I'm looking forward to seeing those two tomorrow, even though everybody else labels them as completley obnoxious and annoying.
English
Okay, this class was just awesome. XD We were put in groups, and we were told to come up with ideas about the future in twenty years. Boy was that hilarious. Somebody said that we would end up riding a Sorse, which apparently is a cross between a squirrel and a horse, and that sports opponents would be aliens. I hope the greatness of this class for me doesn't wear off.
I've discovered that I'm not the only geek in the class, either. There's this boy named Jeff, who seems to really enjoy Science (well, at least that's what I think - with his talk about cloning humans in the future and stuff.) He LOOKS friendly... For some odd reason, I think I would enjoy talking with him...
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At lunch, Liam decided to sit with me - and he was wearing HOT PINK SUSPENDERS! XD Lunch was a riot, my buddies and I were laughing our heads off at things that were just plain weird... I haven't laughed that hard in a while, so that was a plus. I love my pals, always a light to my life. ^^
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History
We're learning about the culture and how people lived in the early 1900's, which is actually gaining my interest. We have quizzes every Friday in this class, which is a downside... But meh, I suppose it'll do some good somewhere along the line.
Computers
Continuing to work with Microsoft Excel. Not much goin' on.
We all get tired of hearing "Yo Mama" jokes (they're so 1996!) and other insults become old, so here is a way to insult Democrats, if you're Republican, or Republicans - as long as your Democrat. As for all the 3rd party voters, y'all get it the best because you can call the two major parties the same time and burn more people for less of the effort!
So, even though you've never met most of these people before, after calling someone a cacafuego or the most rancid fice you will have never smelled in your life or a microphallus you can be sure that you will never ever ever meet them after these words start a-flyin'!
So, here ya go.
Come on. You know you want to you hircismus.
This is fucking priceless!
The Dutch Cartoonist was arrested!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24665094/
So the Dutch are now bowing to the Muslims and arrested the cartoonist over the Muslim funnies. And if you read more about the cartoonist work, he doesn't just make fun of the Muslim's. Christians and other ppl of strong beliefs are targets for him also.
What is our world coming to that you can't voice an opinion about things that we all know are just wrong and if you don't laugh about them we all would go crazy. Watch pretty soon, other countries will follow in the Netherlands path and start arresting anyone who makes fun of Muslims. Carlos Mencia better watch out because he makes fun of EVERYONE and he will be one of the first to get arrested!
Last night I created another poem. Just before I posted my previous blog, I took a walk while listening to my mp3. I didn’t go far...just to the corner store and back. I listened to India Arie...her music really releases some negativity in me, and so does walking. Those two combined really put me at peace. This poem I wrote was inspired by the song "get it together". However, it all applies to me completely.
Escape
Soul trapped within the body
Attempts to break through are shotty
The impenetrable wall protects me
My true self: others will not see
It hurts too much to let anyone in
They'll never see the spirit within
Or the damage by the pain
They see a dark shadow in the rain
A thundercloud surrounds my life
People's betrayal scars like a knife
I open up just to be beat down
By the ones that wear the crown
I do nothing in defense
I just leave myself broken and tense
Is it such a wonder why there's a wall?
I've been belittled and feel small
I haven't felt happy in so long
I need to find a place where I belong...
...And can escape to without looking back
Where my outer shell can crack
Where my true colours can shine
Would it be so out of line...
...For you to accept me?
So my soul can be set free?
By: Kristal St. Jean
Date: July 7, 2007.
Note: As I was finishing typing this, someone on msn started insulting me. I did nothing in defense...all I said was "I don't care what you say." They said that was a good attitude. I replied "yup." That’s the end of that story.
Note #2: As I was going over to my friend’s house, people were screaming "GOTH GIRL!" at me. I didn’t turn around...they were trying to get my attention, but I refused to acknowledge them. I'm not going to give them a reaction...that’s all that they want anyways.
Note #3: This is completely random, but i got a phone call this morning, and I now have a job delivering flyers:) I'm only going to get maybe $40 a month, but at least its something.
Anyways thats all for now. Byebye
-:(Kristal:(
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