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Dance lesson #2 was tonight.

Let me start off by saying that I will not hit on the instructor babe anymore.  Or at least try not to.  During the evening she said that she was going to a Nascar race in Atlanta this weekend.  Now I do not know any babes that go to a race unless they are with a dude.  But hey, I figured she was seeing someone anyway so I was not really disappointed about it.  So I guess I need to get over my crush on her.

Tonight was fun!  It was real fun once I got that hang of it.  We started out by warming up with the basic swing and then moved onto the waltz.  I must admit that I was a little confused, even forgetting the waltz but she and I will go over that more tomorrow.  After we worked on it, or better yet me remembering the waltz, we went on to the foxtrot.  We did not even go through one song with that dance when I basically "tested out" of it.  She said I was doing just fine.  All I need to do is practice a bit but that I had the moves down pat.  Much better than she tought I would be at this time.  I admitted that I do need to work on one transition but other than that I had the timing down and everything.

Then the fun really began.  I had to practice the spin moves for the swing dance for a bit and the next thing I knew I was twirling her around with no problem.  After that was my turn.  Once I got that down we combined the two and wow that was fun!!!!!!  Thanks to the instructor babe I was really dancing!  REALLY.  But that is still just the start of it.

I got talked into my last private lesson tomorrow.  I was not wanting to go back so soon but hey how can you say no to the instructor babe (I am guessing she had nothing to do tomorrow).  The instructor babe told me that tomorrows lesson will be a half lesson and then I will get a fourth one on Friday.  Now something is up with that but I am just going with the flow.  Tomorrow we are to dance some, me being in the lead, and then sit down for the last half of the hour and review what I have learned and need to practice on.

So my dancing is coming around.  But even though there is an instructor babe that I will have to get over I am doing exactly what I wanted to do.  I am learning to dance.  Even though I won't be dancing like a pro I will be able to hold my own when the time comes! 

Well here are the pictures from our testing on Saturday.  I have mentioned my cousin's boy Ryan who is also in the same Taekowndo Academy (now a black belt) and his Uncle and Aunt and all of his 4 cousins are in the same Academy.  My cousin Joe and his wife sat out this testing because they are preparing for their Black Belt (you have to skip a testing cycle to get your black belt) but their two older girls and their boy tested this past Saturday only in the afternoon compared to our morning testing time.

Joe my cousin is interested in maybe becoming an instructor also so he helped judge all day.  And now the start of the pictures:D

1.  Mr. Johnson and Coltin demenstrating weapons.

2.  Mr. Johnson and DeLaney demenstrating weapons

3.  Mr. Johnson and myself demenstrating weapons.

4.  Myself and the kids walking back from form testing.  (I still look chubby and sexy to you all but I have actually dropped a size and have toned up:D  I am slowly going from chubby and sexy back to just thick and sexy!:D)

5.  The Judge Table with two kids in front of them.  From Left to Right for the Judges:  My Cousin Joe, Mr. Johnson (owner and head instructor of our Academy) and Mr. Jones (Instructor Trainee)

6.  Joe belting Coltin and as you see the lil blonde hair peaking out from behind the pole:  Mr. Johnson belting DeLaney

7.  Our Yellow Belt Achievement Picture.  None of us really looked good for that one!

8.  A Family Affair!  My Cousin Joe, myself and the kids.  Can't tell Joe and I are releated can ya!:D  Both dark haired, similar facial features, and the same chubby build!:D 

Okay I have nothing NOTHING to talk about.  I just thought I would put a gossipy Subject line up:D

I had Randy blushing over the phone yesterday afternoon.  I could see the blush even though he was two hours away:D  And no I didn't talk dirty to him........wanted to........but couldn't.  He was in the job trailer and one of the owners was there and the temp secratary!  I askeded him what he was doing and he said "Eating my Honey buns for lunch!"  And me being me.

"Nah aw your not eating my butt checks cause your doing there and I am up here!"  He sat there and you could JUST SEE the blush coming over his white white boy complextion!  His boss come walking in right when Randy said you did ya know Brian is here?  And I heard his boss go:  "I don't care if you talk dirty to her!  It improves the day!"  Randy told him to be quite and that he didn't say shit that I did!

Anyway we went to taekowndo yesterday.  We are all signed up for testing this Saturday.  We got our detail strip (have to get 3 strips for adults and 4 for kids to even be able to test) and Mr. Johnson was pretty impressed with us missing almost 2 full weeks that we are right on track with where we are suppose to be at and he didn't have to correct anything on my form, DeLaney just needs to slow down a bit, and Coltin needs to work on memorizing his form a bit better and not looking to me all the time!

Then I had an odd thought pop in my head (you can tell I am like REALLY horny if I am having these types of odd thoughts!).  Mr. Johnson is not a bad looking man let me tell you.  And I know he has at least one young daughter but I have no clue if he is married or not.  Simply for the fact I know you can't go off the ring finger.  I don't wear a band and either does Randy.  And I have NEVER heard him talk about a wife just his daughter.  Okay the thought in the middle of taekowndo while I was helping with some of the kids Mr. Johnson was next to me and the first thing that popped in my head was:  "I wonder if he requires the person he sleeps with to call him Mr. Johnson when having sex?  I call Mr. Jones, AJ. (Who is a good looking guy also)  And his wife doesn't seem the type of person to scream out *MR. JONES!* during sex.  But Mr. Johnson is the type I think would get off on it!  Or better yet!  I bet he asks the ladies in his life to scream out *YES MASTER!*  You know because he carries the title Master for taekowndo." 

The problem wiht these odd thoughts, I have a bad BAD habit of asking the questions out loud!  I was biting my lip so hard by the time the class ended I had blood trickling down my chin!  Mr. Johnson noticed it and asked me about it!  OH MY GODS I almost blurted out the questions!  Normally I don't have a problem asking the odd thoughts in my head or the raunchy ones in this case, but not in front of kids!  So I lied!  I said my knee was hurting me and now I have the poor man worried about me!

And various thoughts like this continued thorugh out the night!  At the Chinese reastaruant we stopped for food concerning the lady cooking.  I wonder if her hubby gets tired of eating chinese food since she smells like it all the time and in a sense is Chinese!  That one was lame but hey I laughed at my own lil ill humoured and lame joke in my head!

Randy really needs to get his ass home Friday!