When I have free time at my boring day job (my night job is much more exciting thankfully), I like to browse the totally bizarre section of the "everything else" category on eBay. I don’t know why I do this, but I do, and every time I do I end up kicking myself in the head because I realize I should’ve thought up and sold some of the stupid stuff people are selling there.
Here are some items I found today. I was going to write captions, but I think maybe they speak for themselves:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=551&item=7325737101&rd=1
ABSTRACT PAINTING BY: MY MONKEY "GUS"
$38.00, 12 bids, 3 days left
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5584627861&rd=1
I FOUND THE JESUS MULTI-VITAMIN - a true mystery miracle!
$0.99, 0 bids, 8 days left
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5584621548&rd=1
DEMON CAUGHT ON SONOGRAM - REALLY FREAKY!
Not a joke, do not look with small children around!
$0.01, 1 bid, 8 days left
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5584456651&rd=1
BEST FRIEND AFRAID TO GET A BRAZILIAN WAX
$10.50, 4 bids, 4 days left
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1467&item=5582999249&rd=1
MYSTERY OBJECT I TOOK FROM ALIEN BEINGS AND DRAWING
I took this item from the aliens space ship look
$6.07, 8 bids, 2 days left
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=88433&item=5584698313&rd=1
HELP SEND A PATRIOTIC 10 YEAR OLD TO MILITARY CAMP
$2.00 Buy it Now, 0 bids, 6 days left
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=102534&item=5584632001&rd=1
THE MYSTERY IN A BOTTLE !!! NO ENVELOPE NO KEY
$11.50, 4 bids, 8 days left
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5584834293&rd=1
CARRIE THE NEW **IDOL** ON TOAST
$0.99, 0 bids, 6 days left
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5583981430&rd=1
SATAN IS IN MY GARLIC! DEVIL HEAD! IT'S POSSESSED! WOW!
$8.30, 7 bids, 3 days left
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5583568068&rd=1
UNIQUE DEVICE & HAT TO WARD OFF ALIEN UFO ENCOUNTERS
$0.99, 1 bid, 1 day left
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5583106049&rd=1
UNIQUE MARKETING OPPORNTUNITY!!
$1.04, 13 bids, 11 hours left
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5583781667&rd=1
PRESS RELEASE FROM THE YEAR 2104!
Must read! Montreal Expos win the 2104 Universe Series!!
$0.99, 1 bid, 2 days left
