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Heyyy..how YOU doin!"
Wow, I just heard the worst opening pick up line ever. Well, it was a 2 parter.

Guy: Are you Mexican?

Girl: Yes

Guy: I thought so, I could tell by your hair.

LOL!!! Wtf? Ohhh smooth like buttah. Gotta use that one sometime.
 
 
   
 

Save The World!
Just thought I'd show off my satirical facebook group, for those who are interested:

"Save the World"

The main goal of it is to send up that particular brand of half-hearted 'activism' propagated by organisers of feel-good events like "Live Eight" and "Earth Hour"... having said that, I'm more interested in offbeat humour than full on satire, and a lot of it verges more towards absurdity and irony.

I update it every few days, so check back regularly. Here's my latest "news" entry:

As most of you will be aware, tomorrow is a momentous day in the history of the world. Barack H. Christ Obama is due to be sworn in to the esteemed position of Black President of the United States. This, as we all know, will save the world. That is excellent news, but we at Save The World Inc. feel that Obama has not yet received enough media attention in regards to this momentous event.

To combat this oversight, we're going to help out. Each member of Save The World will receive the following merchandise in the mail, to help spread awareness of this great moment in history:

1 limited edition Barack Obama mask, to wear at soirees and tea parties - nominated as the popular fashion accessory of the season by several leading Obama fan magazines;

4 T-Shirts with the following slogans: "Obama made me cry"; "Obama made me faint"; "I love Obama more than everyone else does" and the ever-popular "Obama Obama Obama Obama Obama";

6 essential Obama DVDs, including a moving youtube slideshow put together by user HotBabe61. It's called "Obama's Greatest Moments", and is set to some of the greatest tunes of the last 50 years, including The Black Eyed Peas' "Shut Up", Soulja Boy's "Crank That (Soulja Boy)" and The Offspring's "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)";

and, last but not least, 1 plush "tickle me" Obama.

Please display these gifts whenever possible - some people may not have heard enough about Obama, and it's up to us to educate them!

Hope you all have an Obamalicious day,
love,
Obama.


P.S. - pleasingly enough, my group has just reached 122 members! Hurrah.
 
 
 

   
My Life - eating Cheesburgers.
A man walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER:
$1.50
CHICKEN
SANDWICH : $2.50
HAND JOB: $1,000.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a meagre looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'Can I help you?'
'I was wondering,' whispers the man, 'are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?'
'Yes,' she purrs, I am.
The man replies, 'Well, wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.'  
 
 
   
 

Seriousness vs Laughter (at life)
Another unusual one in that I'm telling you all something you already know (even if only subconcuiously), and doesn't relate to anything in my life at the moment. It's actually in reaction to a book, which I won't name, but that brought it more to my concious attention.

It pointed out that in the face of pain, suffering and emotion, if you are sufficiently detactched from it, all you have to do to dismiss it's importance (and any efforts to emphasise it) - is to laugh at it. By not realising how serious these things are, people can protect themselves from concience if needs be. Concience is the one emotion that connects our own wellbeing to the state of others.

Being able to laugh at a bad thing does in in a small but very shallow and superficial way, make something good come out of it, because laughing is pleasant, and if you can detatch from your own emotions, and laugh at yourself, then you can cope with more severe conditions - hence desensitisation gives strength.

But... laughing at ourselves is different to lauging at others... and even though I can laugh at myself or a situation, I still recognise the seriousness behind it. I believe both seriousness and humour can co-exist, in jokes for example, but also inside. When someone's intention is to produce humour without wanting to really harm (like my uncle jokingly slagging everyone in the family off, but not seriously) - I will laugh along but with the serious intention of boosting his esteem, because the intention (purely to make people laugh) is good.
 
 
 

   
My Life - Chuckling Quietly in the Backroom

 suicide bomber runs into a pet shop and yells, "you've all got 30 seconds to get out!" 
The tortoise at the back of the shop shouts, "you bastard!"

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why are women like clouds? eventually they piss off and its a really nice day 
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Whats the difference between light and hard? 
You can sleep with a light on. 
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I was at an ATM when an old lady came up and asked me to check her balance. 
So I pushed her over. 
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I had a dog named minton who had an unfortunate habit of eating shuttlecocks. 
Bad minton. 
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Two men are in a pub. One says to his mate 'My mother-in-law is an angel'. The reply from his friend...... 'You're so lucky... Mine's still alive...'
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. 
The librarian says; 'Piss off, you won't bring it back.' 

 
 
   
 

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