Homosexuals @ MindSay 
."And the beasts of the earth and the fish of the sea cried out in vain..."
.I know, I know... it's annoying that I post so many entries about gay rights and gay this and gay that... but I had to give everyone's attention to this article. It pretty much made my day. Don Boys, Ph.D. (ha), of NewsReleaseWire.com, posted an opinion article today that was kind of amazing. It was titled Is Christian Smugness about AIDS More Grossly Immoral than what Goes on in Homosexsual Bathhouses? No, that wasn't a misprint. He actually spelled "homosexual" that way. I'll break the article down for you. It's pretty high-brow. My side notes are in red:
Kristof, opined that it is intrinsically repugnant to scorn people for their faith then he proceeded to do that very thing! He called us “self-righteous zealots,” “Moralizing blowhards,” and “religious right windbags.” But we should never scorn people for their faith! What hypocrisy, but of course hypocrisy is a tenet of the religion of liberalism of which Kristof is a priest! (I guess I didn't realize Liberalism was a religion before. I mean, we discussed it in World Geography, but I think we decided it was just a way of life... like Buddhism)
But permit me to get to the heart of the matter. Kristof characterized Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson (It's already amazing, just by mentioning their most-holy names) as “self-righteous zealots” and their position on AIDS “constituted a far grosser immorality than anything that ever happened in a [homosexual] bathhouse.” Now, I don’t know what Nick was smoking when he wrote that or if he is simply uneducated as to what goes on in homosexual bathhouses. Let me assume he is simply dumb as a box of rocks (the best "Christian" assumption, of course) and I will seek to educate him as to what homosexuals do ("In"? Did you mean to put "in" here?) city-licensed “bathhouses.”
Research journals and studies (otherwise known as his wild, vivid and provocative imagination) indicate:
*Anal intercourse between two men has been the most common activity of homosexual men. (Really?!? Mother of Pearl, Hester Prynne, I had no idea...)
*Oral sex is another common practice of homosexuals. (Umm... duh? Anyone?)
*About 40% of homosexuals admit to participating in fisting which is the inserting of the hand and arm into the rectum of a partner after greasing the hand with shortening, etc. (See, I think the real shock factor of this statistic is how many homosexuals must have serious bowel issues or are in need of rectal reconstructive surgery... I mean, that's gotta be some serious medical bills for the homosexual community)
*About 20% of homosexuals admit they participate in "golden showers" or "water sports" where they urinate on a partner. (I've got nothing. All I can do is laugh)
*25% admit to sadomasochism or torture. Often one man chains or ties his partner and then whips him in a sexual frenzy (Once again, we have a very serious number on our hands. If a fourth of all homosexual men are asking to be whipped, maybe that's a self esteem issue. Our nation should be pressuring its citizens to hug total strangers). The Sacramento Bee reported that a workshop was offered to San Francisco homosexuals teaching how to be involved in sex torture without killing each other (hot).
*90% admit to illegal drug use. They sniff amyl nitrite which allegedly prolongs sexual ability and excitement. (Okay... hold on just one minute, Ponyboy. All joking aside, a lot of gay men do use illegal drugs, but 90%? I really don't think you can get away with that number. I'd really like to see you try. I mean, otherwise I would fall into a ten percent group... which I probably do for many reasons, but not that.)
*17% admit to eating and/or rubbing themselves with the feces of partners! (Does this mean we may get a gay sequel to Two Girls One Cup? Hot.)
*Hospitals, especially in large cities, report that it is common to remove bottles, flashlights, carrots, light bulbs and other objects from the rectums of men. (Can we really blame them for experimenting? I mean, I know many occasions when I've gotten a hankering for putting a foreign, household object into my anus. Don't you?))
Hey, don’t look at me like that. I only report the perversion, not explain it. Such practices are dumb, dirty and dangerous, even deadly and go on nightly often between complete strangers. Note “strangers” comes from the word, “strange.” (Thanks for the etymology lesson... unfortunately, "strangers" comes from the old French word "estrangier.")
Many homosexual encounters take place in bathhouses (because they don't only exist in metropolises--they're actually on every street corner. Like CVS or Walgreens. Your neighborhood bathhouse.) or public restrooms even though restroom sex is illegal in all 50 states. When I called for city officials to close bathhouses at the beginning of the AIDS plague (back when it was called GRID or Gay Related Immune Disorder (Oh, you know, you're right... back when we didn't know what it was. Back when gay people didn't know they had a reason to use a condom because they couldn't get pregnant. Back when the Reagan administration was trying to pin the blame on someone because they were afraid of people thinking anyone could get it when there wasn't even a treatment for it.)) because “bathhouses” were breeding grounds for AIDS (because the HIV virus actually has this miraculous ability that no virus does-- reproduction! Oh wait... that's not true. That's not true at all), I was ridiculed, called a Nazi, bigot, hater, and homophobe. Moreover, those were the least offensive names I was called! Now, honest homosexuals (honest homosexuals? No such thing... What type of liberal crazy man are you?) will grudgingly admit that had that been done, thousands of lives would have been saved.
I demanded that President Reagan’s Surgeon General Koop stop dancing around the issue and stop talking about condoms and yell, “Stop your sodomy and illegal drug use.” But he refused and must take some of the responsibility for the steady spread of the world plague (Dude... even the Reagan administration was too liberal for him. Whoa. That's intense). So, I was not the hater but the lover because I told people the truth while health officials and politicians groveled at the altar of political correctness.
About 46% of homosexuals have had sex with minors even though it is illegal in all 50 states even if the youngster is a willing participant. (46%? Ok... really? You honestly thought you could get away with that statistic? I mean, would also like to throw out there that 50% of the world's unicorns are actually hiding in Madagascar because of the rarity of their horn? I mean, I feel like that's equally plausible.) Classic studies have revealed that homosexuals always prefer young boys to older men. (And that concludes our lesson on Ancient Greek pederasty) About half the practicing homosexuals were seduced into perversion before they were 14. (You're welcome. Yes, I have been cruising junior high schools. I prefer elementary schools, but the kids are getting so healthy it's hard to find the cute, chubby ones.)
It is my position that homosexuality is not a sickness or a quirk of the genes but an evil abomination as taught in the Bible (high five). While many things contribute to homosexuality, it always results from a choice made by individuals. Frankly, homosexuals don't really exist; only heterosexuals who choose a perverted lifestyle (deathstyle)! (Oh my God... can we make that a dance? "The Deathstyle"! That's amazing. Love it)
Fundamental and evangelical churches teach that homosexuals are sinners like all mankind and are in need of a Savior. We believe that they must, like everyone else, recognize their sin, repent of sin and receive the Savior. When they experience the New Birth, there will be a transformation in their lives and can break the bonds of their sins. There is hope for the homosexuals and hope is spelled J E S U S! (YES!)
Nicholas was way off base, and his closing statement is an example of poor thinking or displaying what he has just railed against in his column: “We can disagree sharply with their politics, but to mock them underscores our own ignorance and prejudice.” Yeah, ignorance and prejudice. (Oh yeah! Those are words, too! Hurray!) Nicholas, don’t forget how to spell hope! (H-O-P-E)
.To visit this lovely website and ask questions of the author and or contact him, you can visit this link. Have a great day! and stay away from them bathhouses, you hear?
Kristof, opined that it is intrinsically repugnant to scorn people for their faith then he proceeded to do that very thing! He called us “self-righteous zealots,” “Moralizing blowhards,” and “religious right windbags.” But we should never scorn people for their faith! What hypocrisy, but of course hypocrisy is a tenet of the religion of liberalism of which Kristof is a priest! (I guess I didn't realize Liberalism was a religion before. I mean, we discussed it in World Geography, but I think we decided it was just a way of life... like Buddhism)
But permit me to get to the heart of the matter. Kristof characterized Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson (It's already amazing, just by mentioning their most-holy names) as “self-righteous zealots” and their position on AIDS “constituted a far grosser immorality than anything that ever happened in a [homosexual] bathhouse.” Now, I don’t know what Nick was smoking when he wrote that or if he is simply uneducated as to what goes on in homosexual bathhouses. Let me assume he is simply dumb as a box of rocks (the best "Christian" assumption, of course) and I will seek to educate him as to what homosexuals do ("In"? Did you mean to put "in" here?) city-licensed “bathhouses.”
Research journals and studies (otherwise known as his wild, vivid and provocative imagination) indicate:
*Anal intercourse between two men has been the most common activity of homosexual men. (Really?!? Mother of Pearl, Hester Prynne, I had no idea...)
*Oral sex is another common practice of homosexuals. (Umm... duh? Anyone?)
*About 40% of homosexuals admit to participating in fisting which is the inserting of the hand and arm into the rectum of a partner after greasing the hand with shortening, etc. (See, I think the real shock factor of this statistic is how many homosexuals must have serious bowel issues or are in need of rectal reconstructive surgery... I mean, that's gotta be some serious medical bills for the homosexual community)
*About 20% of homosexuals admit they participate in "golden showers" or "water sports" where they urinate on a partner. (I've got nothing. All I can do is laugh)
*25% admit to sadomasochism or torture. Often one man chains or ties his partner and then whips him in a sexual frenzy (Once again, we have a very serious number on our hands. If a fourth of all homosexual men are asking to be whipped, maybe that's a self esteem issue. Our nation should be pressuring its citizens to hug total strangers). The Sacramento Bee reported that a workshop was offered to San Francisco homosexuals teaching how to be involved in sex torture without killing each other (hot).
*90% admit to illegal drug use. They sniff amyl nitrite which allegedly prolongs sexual ability and excitement. (Okay... hold on just one minute, Ponyboy. All joking aside, a lot of gay men do use illegal drugs, but 90%? I really don't think you can get away with that number. I'd really like to see you try. I mean, otherwise I would fall into a ten percent group... which I probably do for many reasons, but not that.)
*17% admit to eating and/or rubbing themselves with the feces of partners! (Does this mean we may get a gay sequel to Two Girls One Cup? Hot.)
*Hospitals, especially in large cities, report that it is common to remove bottles, flashlights, carrots, light bulbs and other objects from the rectums of men. (Can we really blame them for experimenting? I mean, I know many occasions when I've gotten a hankering for putting a foreign, household object into my anus. Don't you?))
Hey, don’t look at me like that. I only report the perversion, not explain it. Such practices are dumb, dirty and dangerous, even deadly and go on nightly often between complete strangers. Note “strangers” comes from the word, “strange.” (Thanks for the etymology lesson... unfortunately, "strangers" comes from the old French word "estrangier.")
Many homosexual encounters take place in bathhouses (because they don't only exist in metropolises--they're actually on every street corner. Like CVS or Walgreens. Your neighborhood bathhouse.) or public restrooms even though restroom sex is illegal in all 50 states. When I called for city officials to close bathhouses at the beginning of the AIDS plague (back when it was called GRID or Gay Related Immune Disorder (Oh, you know, you're right... back when we didn't know what it was. Back when gay people didn't know they had a reason to use a condom because they couldn't get pregnant. Back when the Reagan administration was trying to pin the blame on someone because they were afraid of people thinking anyone could get it when there wasn't even a treatment for it.)) because “bathhouses” were breeding grounds for AIDS (because the HIV virus actually has this miraculous ability that no virus does-- reproduction! Oh wait... that's not true. That's not true at all), I was ridiculed, called a Nazi, bigot, hater, and homophobe. Moreover, those were the least offensive names I was called! Now, honest homosexuals (honest homosexuals? No such thing... What type of liberal crazy man are you?) will grudgingly admit that had that been done, thousands of lives would have been saved.
I demanded that President Reagan’s Surgeon General Koop stop dancing around the issue and stop talking about condoms and yell, “Stop your sodomy and illegal drug use.” But he refused and must take some of the responsibility for the steady spread of the world plague (Dude... even the Reagan administration was too liberal for him. Whoa. That's intense). So, I was not the hater but the lover because I told people the truth while health officials and politicians groveled at the altar of political correctness.
About 46% of homosexuals have had sex with minors even though it is illegal in all 50 states even if the youngster is a willing participant. (46%? Ok... really? You honestly thought you could get away with that statistic? I mean, would also like to throw out there that 50% of the world's unicorns are actually hiding in Madagascar because of the rarity of their horn? I mean, I feel like that's equally plausible.) Classic studies have revealed that homosexuals always prefer young boys to older men. (And that concludes our lesson on Ancient Greek pederasty) About half the practicing homosexuals were seduced into perversion before they were 14. (You're welcome. Yes, I have been cruising junior high schools. I prefer elementary schools, but the kids are getting so healthy it's hard to find the cute, chubby ones.)
It is my position that homosexuality is not a sickness or a quirk of the genes but an evil abomination as taught in the Bible (high five). While many things contribute to homosexuality, it always results from a choice made by individuals. Frankly, homosexuals don't really exist; only heterosexuals who choose a perverted lifestyle (deathstyle)! (Oh my God... can we make that a dance? "The Deathstyle"! That's amazing. Love it)
Fundamental and evangelical churches teach that homosexuals are sinners like all mankind and are in need of a Savior. We believe that they must, like everyone else, recognize their sin, repent of sin and receive the Savior. When they experience the New Birth, there will be a transformation in their lives and can break the bonds of their sins. There is hope for the homosexuals and hope is spelled J E S U S! (YES!)
Nicholas was way off base, and his closing statement is an example of poor thinking or displaying what he has just railed against in his column: “We can disagree sharply with their politics, but to mock them underscores our own ignorance and prejudice.” Yeah, ignorance and prejudice. (Oh yeah! Those are words, too! Hurray!) Nicholas, don’t forget how to spell hope! (H-O-P-E)
.To visit this lovely website and ask questions of the author and or contact him, you can visit this link. Have a great day! and stay away from them bathhouses, you hear?
Is there Intelligent life on earth?
The new strain of methicillin resistant staphylococcus aureus, USA300 MRSA is god's punishment on homosexuals! God hates fags™!
The other strains of MRSA must be god's punishment for old people in nursing homes, and sick people in hospitals.... God hates people who are sick and old! Why do you think they are always getting sick and dying? They are obviously the most hated populations! But that is another post....
The best thing we can do to stop the spread of MRSA, and other evils and wrongs, is to educate people about how much God Hates Fags™. It is a basic solution to all of mankind's problems. Homosexuals are obviously the biggest problem in/with America and the world, and the cause of all other problems. Economic recession? Gays! Terrorist attacks? Gays! Suicide? Gays! Long, drawn out war? GAYS! What we need to do is make it clear... say, by picketing outside of funerals of people who are gay (or at least play homosexuals in a movie...) and remind people that God Hates certain populations, mainly just gays. The rest of us are pretty much in the clear.
Sodomy and other sexual perversion leads to terrorism, economic recession, lost luggage, headaches, PMS, acne, and earthquakes and eruptions (heh...). After the threat of sodomy is diminished, I'm sure everything else will fall into place. There will be no sickness, no war, we'll all have jobs and the value of the dollar will skyrocket! Everyone will love each other... appropriately, of course. We'll all live in Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, on Sesame St., Awesometown. I'm just glad that I don't have to change myself in order to make the world a better place.
The other strains of MRSA must be god's punishment for old people in nursing homes, and sick people in hospitals.... God hates people who are sick and old! Why do you think they are always getting sick and dying? They are obviously the most hated populations! But that is another post....
The best thing we can do to stop the spread of MRSA, and other evils and wrongs, is to educate people about how much God Hates Fags™. It is a basic solution to all of mankind's problems. Homosexuals are obviously the biggest problem in/with America and the world, and the cause of all other problems. Economic recession? Gays! Terrorist attacks? Gays! Suicide? Gays! Long, drawn out war? GAYS! What we need to do is make it clear... say, by picketing outside of funerals of people who are gay (or at least play homosexuals in a movie...) and remind people that God Hates certain populations, mainly just gays. The rest of us are pretty much in the clear.
Sodomy and other sexual perversion leads to terrorism, economic recession, lost luggage, headaches, PMS, acne, and earthquakes and eruptions (heh...). After the threat of sodomy is diminished, I'm sure everything else will fall into place. There will be no sickness, no war, we'll all have jobs and the value of the dollar will skyrocket! Everyone will love each other... appropriately, of course. We'll all live in Mr. Roger's Neighborhood, on Sesame St., Awesometown. I'm just glad that I don't have to change myself in order to make the world a better place.
There is a Homosexual Agenda Aimed at your Children
I often read from antagonistic Lefties and homosexual addicts that there is no agenda to transform America into the morally relative thinking of acceptance of sinful and lecherous homosexuality as something beyond an alternative lifestyle, rather the agenda is to manipulate the moral thinking of Americans that homosexuality is normal and biological and thus non-acceptance and criticism fall into the descriptive words of hate-speech, bias, prejudice and bigotry.
Of course there is an agenda and I am finding out the homosexual programming begins in the California Public School system as early as two years old.
Think of that! The State is programming moral relativity and prohibiting NORMAL keys for training children such as Christian Morality or even that heterosexuality is normal.
If it is happening in California, what other Left leaning State (or Conservative State with a Leftie Judiciary) are programming our children to a proclivity of homosexuality and prohibiting the normalcy of Christianity and heterosexuality? For example when stories are read references to “Mom and Dad” or “Husband and Wife” are expunged and replaced with homosexual friendly terminology.
God Bless America and God HELP America from the evil devices inspired by the Accuser and Deceiver; it is such subtle deception that separated humanity from the Creator and twisting humanity in the Fall of human nature. Thank God there is a Deliverer that will ultimately shine light where such humanistic darkness pervades.
."It's the worst inheritance for which an heiress could ask."
.I don't have the patience or energy to put up with ignorance and discrimination. I used to be so passionate. I still am... somewhere... but consciously I've become incredibly passive recently.
.When I hear someone say things like "the homosexual agenda" and "sexual deviants" and "the homosexual lifestyle" I have trouble making myself do the right thing by correcting them and informing them of their infinite ignorance. I normally end up being an ass to them and giving no real explanation for my behavior because it's too much trouble.
.I hate fighting about things for which I don't really even see the point in fighting. The people who fight homosexual rights are either closeted homosexuals or religious fundamentalists. And I don't really even understand why religious fundamentalists can get away with arguing against homosexuality and making up all of the shit like, "Homosexuals are more likely to have been molested by an adult homosexual as a child," or "Homosexuals most likely had a distant father and an overbearing mother." None of that can cause a complete change in sexual orientation. That's complete bullshit. And the religious (mainly Christian) basis for disagreeing with this so-called "homosexual lifestyle" is ridiculous. It comes from two sections of the bible (and no, this is not including the story of Sodom and Gomorrah--their destruction had nothing to do with homosexuality but sexual perversion, rape, and murder). The first is Leviticus. If you're a Christian, the book of Leviticus means pretty much nothing. The second is Paul. Most true biblical scholars are unsure of what Paul meant when he said homosexuals wouldn't inherit the kingdom of God. It's suggested he wasn't referencing homosexuals at all. It all depends on the accuracy of the original translation. SO HOW CAN THEY DENY HOMOSEXUALS RIGHTS ON THE BASIS OF A SECTION OF THE BIBLE OF WHICH NO ONE IS SURE OF THE CORRECT TRANSLATION?!? People lose their jobs over this. Actually, over 11,000 people have lost their jobs in the military since 1994 over this. People are killed over this. And it's stupid.
.How irritating. That's how I feel about it.
.And our theocratic government is like a fly. A really annoying fly that feeds on this shit organizations like the Southern Baptist Convention and the American Family Association feed it.
.When I hear someone say things like "the homosexual agenda" and "sexual deviants" and "the homosexual lifestyle" I have trouble making myself do the right thing by correcting them and informing them of their infinite ignorance. I normally end up being an ass to them and giving no real explanation for my behavior because it's too much trouble.
.I hate fighting about things for which I don't really even see the point in fighting. The people who fight homosexual rights are either closeted homosexuals or religious fundamentalists. And I don't really even understand why religious fundamentalists can get away with arguing against homosexuality and making up all of the shit like, "Homosexuals are more likely to have been molested by an adult homosexual as a child," or "Homosexuals most likely had a distant father and an overbearing mother." None of that can cause a complete change in sexual orientation. That's complete bullshit. And the religious (mainly Christian) basis for disagreeing with this so-called "homosexual lifestyle" is ridiculous. It comes from two sections of the bible (and no, this is not including the story of Sodom and Gomorrah--their destruction had nothing to do with homosexuality but sexual perversion, rape, and murder). The first is Leviticus. If you're a Christian, the book of Leviticus means pretty much nothing. The second is Paul. Most true biblical scholars are unsure of what Paul meant when he said homosexuals wouldn't inherit the kingdom of God. It's suggested he wasn't referencing homosexuals at all. It all depends on the accuracy of the original translation. SO HOW CAN THEY DENY HOMOSEXUALS RIGHTS ON THE BASIS OF A SECTION OF THE BIBLE OF WHICH NO ONE IS SURE OF THE CORRECT TRANSLATION?!? People lose their jobs over this. Actually, over 11,000 people have lost their jobs in the military since 1994 over this. People are killed over this. And it's stupid.
.How irritating. That's how I feel about it.
.And our theocratic government is like a fly. A really annoying fly that feeds on this shit organizations like the Southern Baptist Convention and the American Family Association feed it.
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this is an update on an earlier post with my essay on homosexuals and the Holocaust.
i got it back just recently with the following comments:
"This essay is unacceptable. The topic is too controversial and political for open discussion in the classroom. I sense that you, as an individual, have a personal history on the subject of homosexuals but it should not reflect on your school work. I suggest you visit Mr. Arbeau" -(guidance councilor) "and take care of this issue with him. I will let him know that you will stop by during your noon hour at some point his week. As for your mark, I will be expecting an acceptable piece of work from you by Monday."
i am not very impressed. i dont plan on returning to that class for the rest of the year. im not even bothering to take it to the office. gerr..
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