Homosexual @ MindSay

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I'm in a listing mood right now. And I'm bored shitless with 3 and a half hours of nothing to fill up - with nothing but college resources at my disposal.

Here's a list of the 12 items I'm awaiting from Play.com.

1. Abigail II: The Revenge (CD)
2. Amélie (DVD)
3. Manhunt (PS2)
4. Guitar Hero (PS2)
5. Guitar Hero II (PS2)
6. Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks The 80's (with guitar) (PS2)
7. Parappa The Rapper 2 (PS2)
8. Resident Evil Outbreak (PS2)
9. Evil Dead: A Fist Full Of Boomstick (PS2)
10. Silent Hill 2 (PS2)
11. Galerians: Ash (PS2)
12. Freak Out (PS2)

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Dixie's list of things that are currently pissing her off beyond belief:

 

1. The new Guitar Hero Community layout
2. The insane difficulty of Maximo
3. The fact that Backloggery can't be accessed at college
4. These pointless 3 and a half hour gaps between lessons
5. The price of BLT sandwiches at college
6. And the fact you can only get them like 2/5 days of the week
7. The god dammned slow postal service
8. Dickheads talking to me on MSN when I'm IDLE
9. And by "dickheads" I only actually mean one person, who is a prick...
10. My sore throat and mucous-dripping nose
11. The lack of hours in a day in which to play all of my new games
12. Homophobic twats at college
13. Namely that blonde cunt who glares at me when I'm doing NOTHING
14. These headphones making the INSIDES of my ears ITCHY
15. The pricks in my English class
16. Paul being a twat, mainly to Shelly for no reason
17. The weather not deciding if it wants to be hot or cold
18. Wii remote batteries dying so fucking quickly
19. THE PIT OF 100 TRIALS
20. The shitty "chart hits" on the radio at the moment
21. Hoovering/dusting them it looking dirty again about 5 minutes later
22. The decline of Limewire's awesomeness
23. Lisa deciding not to display correct or ANY album artwork
24. Mam's shitty insence making me choke
25. NOT BEING ABLE TO POST BLOGS AT COLLEGE - HAVING TO SAVE THEM TO FUCKING WORD DOCUMENTS THEN POST THEM AT HOME...

THE STRUGGLE, well the political one is over. ViVa! But being a gay man in South Africa is still a struggle, particularly in Durban since our not-so-metrosexual-president Jacob Zuma is actually a homophbe acording to recent news reports. He favoured boxing "sissy" boys in order to teach them to fight and be men - Isn't Africa still so primal Well what is the next step? Will he continue smoothing feathers when he discovers Caster Semenya's orientation?

First off I'm not gay. I'm a happily married heterosexual male. However I enjoy reading the news, and over the past few months. I have been reading story after story about gays rights. So I figured I'd post something I haven't read as being used in your legal struggles. Here's one to try, and i believe you'll find it has both more legal merit and pull. then just civil rights issues, and here is my resoning behind my suggestion. 1 civil rights are determined by the thought processess of those currently in power, and voter thought process. so if you live in a highly RELIGOUS community/state etc. You're bound to be the minority vote. So instead of leaving it up to your neighbors. take it out of their hands by attempting this law Separation of church and state is a political and legal doctrine that government and religious institutions are to be kept separate and independent from each other.[1] The term most often refers to the combination of two principles: secularity of government and freedom of religious exercise. Keep in mind. that the very defintion used by those trying to oppose your marriage stems from a religous ritual started thousands of years ago by the church. Marriage is defined as one man and one woman. which do a little research comes from the church. So instead of trying to fight it as a civil rights issue. fight to get it legally defined and broken away from the churches defintion. I hope this reaches someone with the knowledge to use it. my email is uruloki72607@yahoo.com Feel free to drop me comments. which if this does get read i'm sure ill get both good and bad, but hey whatever........

so lately i have noticed something:

it would appear that everyone i touch is trans.

let me first explain myself:

it seems like some of my friends who i am rather close to are suddenly trans.


now that it's been almost 2 years for me and i'm getting much more comfortable with not having the money to do anything about it (i wish i did, but what can you do?)...some of my friends are experimenting with transsexuality.

it's funny. i could be a jerk and say that they are "copying" me. or i could just say the truth: i'm some sort of role model.


it's flattering, but unnerving a little as well. i have had 3 close friends become drag kings (2 are my sons, one is my brother...i will explain that in another post)...and begin to experiment with gender and the idea of permanent transition.

it's a strange world. maybe it's the water? lol


-kage jonas

Dear America,

I am going to be the first to suggest the next momentous step for Christianity in America. I am following in the steps of the Christian Right in it's (hopefully) soon bill to ensure that the unnecessary rights of the animalistic homosexual are illegalled in all fifty (plus the frequently visited by ungodly heathen teenagers United States Territories) States of America, Dwight D. Eisenhower who so intelligently realized the need for the Pledge of Alliegance to have the line "under god" because any nation that isn't Christian is worth living in, and Michael Powell who choose that Praise God is allowable but the unspeakable G.D. that the heathen uses to further push back the Christian with his New Speak would be illegal on the radio.

I propose that we garnish support for a new American Flag that is far more Patriotic and will drive terror into the heathen (muslim) terrorists. The new flag will have thirteen stripes for the thirteen original colonies that were founded by fleeing laborious Christians from tyrannical ungodly european nations. The red on the stripes symbolism will be changed to represent the Blood of Jesus Christ who died on the cross for everyone's sins that believes in him, isn't a messianic jew, catholic, homosexual, excessive sinner, or non-talk radio drug addicts (may they all be damned to the 7th layer of hell cubicle six where you must sit with Jean-Paul Sartre forever... for-ev-er... think about it before you choose to gay-out, coke out, or synagogue out).

The white stripes will be disallowed as a band, because the White Stripes on the United Christian American States... oops did I say that... what I meant to say was that the Christian's in America deserve just as many rights as the other influences on our America. What was I discussing again? Oh yes, the new White Stripes would stand for the Purity of Jesus Christ because he has given so much to America, namely everything it's ever received. Then because America is so charitable we can keep the band The White Stripes going on Fox's Word record label, of course we'd ditch the brother sister act and replace it with one of our faithful congregates.

Now the blue field would stand for the Water that Jesus walked on. That's simple enough, but for non-Christians, I will take the courtesy of explaining it. Jesus is the man who could save your soul if you turn to Jesus, unless you've ever been gay or jewish... or catholic for that matter or any other inexcusable sin that I may have forgotten.

Forgive me, Lord, for forgetting the sins that send people to eternal damnation. When I left the seminary I could have recalled them immediately. I apologize for this and hope that you will not send me to hell for my memory. Amen.

The big part of my plan involves the removal of the heinous stars that sadly are no longer seen by the youth as pin holes into Heaven, but take the stupid words of copernicus as truth. Not that we're anti-science. We believe that the science of intelligent design be taught in all schools, hopefully one day as a the primary core information in education. Back to the big deal. The stars will be replaced by forty-eight crosses each of different heights depending on the amount of tithes received by each state. The two heathen states California and Massachusetts, for their love incorrect embrace of the satanic homosexual will not be receiving their crosses. They will be eviscerated by the pages of all the future history books for their heresy.

I also hope that we can also get a bill promoting that the only correct family is the nuclear family. Since nearly all adopted children are from abhorred ungodly heathen countries, they definitely should not be taken into our land. Adopted children are the worst kind of those America destroying immigrants. They come to destroy this land.  Families are for the making of Christian children. So any woman who cannot bear children will be labeled as a gay man. Also any woman who ruins her reproductive organs by having an abortion will be labeled a gay man since that is what she has made herself. All gay men will be shot at a huge festival every year. Let's choose Easter, since numbers are dwindling for Easter Attendance. I'm sorry this is a tangent of love for Jesus Christ. I hope you can in your mercy excuse it, dear enlightened reader.

I would like to thank the over whelming Christian Support by all Americans for their prayers coming to me to allow me to release this idea into the hearts and minds of our people.

Thank you,
Reverend Thomas Hardy Mann of North Fort Worth Community Church of The Sacred Jesus and his Immortal Soul that Allows All of Us (Non-Homosexual) To Enter The Immortal Heaven of The Anglo Saxon (Which Now Allows Most Negroes In)