Dear Santa,
Or whatever invisible ever-watching mythical figure may be reading this.
I have been....well, I've not been great, but I certainly haven't been spying on any fellow Americans this year; so we'll say I've been good this year.
I would like to ask for the following items for this holiday season:
*A boy. One who doesn't smoke is crucial, but if you can have him smell nummy, have a British accent, and resemble David Boreanaz that would be just fine with me.
*My kitty to stay around a little longer. I know there's no good time to have a pet die, but seriously, the holidays suck enough without having that there too.
*A job for my mother. Not a great one, just one. One that she can have for a while, cos I really don't like worrying about money.
*To see Jae again. I'm not going to lie and say 'just fifteen minutes, is all I ask, really,' cos you and I both know better. But fifteen minutes would be a good head start.
*New brakes for my car.
(and last, but certainly not least)*More friendliness for humanity in general.
Thanks loads, and I promise to leave *something* out for you....
stacy