Harley Davidson @ MindSay 
I got my smile back...
and it feels soooooooooooo good....Thanks Jason for sending it.... 
and thanks to the Big Mac for putting it back on my face....
Why Men's Letters are rarely published in Dear Abby:
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.
Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.
I decided I was going to park my Harley Davidson motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home.
It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?
Thanks.
Dutch
Work has been crazy this week. I don't know what's happened but it seems like all the freaks have been calling and I'm the one who's picked up the phone each time. I seriously wonder how these people function in the real world. For some reason, they believe they have the right to pick up the phone, yell, cuss out and be rude when they call. I just fill in on the phones when the ladies are swamped, so they deal with more wacko's than I do but this week I've been like a wacko magnate. And what really sucks is as the boss, I have to set the example and to the ladies when the wacko's call. I sit there and let these people act like jerks when inside I'm boiling and I want to tell them "If you are going to act like this, we don't want your business." but it's not my company and that is not how Tanya wants us to respond to these wacko's, so I sit there and bite my tongue. Rrrrrrrrr!
Anyway, I've been trying to decide what motorcycle I want to buy. You see, I've always wanted to own one, always wanted to feel the freedom of riding one down the road and now I am finally going to live out my dream. In October, I'm taking the motorcycle safety course required to obtain my license. It's a Friday - Sunday course and I can't wait. I'd take it now but it's so hot out and every one I've talked to has said to wait until the weather is cooler because I'll be outside, in long sleeves, jeans, boots under the sun and it will be brutal. I've waited this long, I can wait a bit longer.
I've been having fun hanging out at the cycle shops. I've narrowed my decision down to 6 bikes. Two Harley's, two Honda's and two Suzuki's. I've really got my eye on the 883 Harley but everyone has told me within a year I'll want something more powerful. Yesterday I sat on the Suzuki BC50 and OMG, it felt good. Very comfortable and even though it's a bigger bike than I've initially considered, it's one that has quickly risen to the top of my list. Here's some links to the 6 bikes I've got my eye on.
Harley 883 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/ricecompaq54/Motorcycle/Harley883SportsterLow.jpg
Harley Dyna http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/ricecompaq54/Motorcycle/HarleyDynaSuperGlideWideGlide.jpg
Honda Shadow VLXD http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/ricecompaq54/Motorcycle/HondaShadowVLXD.jpg
Honda Shadow Sabre http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/ricecompaq54/Motorcycle/HondaShadowSabre.jpg
Suzuki BS83 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/ricecompaq54/Motorcycle/SuzukiBS83.jpg
Suzuki BC50 http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v332/ricecompaq54/Motorcycle/SuzukiBC50.jpg