Mommy was busy, so she offered to have me interview her baby instead. Rancette: So Suri, I understand you're on the cover of your first magazine this week.
Suri: Goo goo, gaga.
R: I just want to know what it's like seeing sunlight for the first time? After nine months in the womb, and four months in a darkly lit room with just a crib and dozens of celebrities crowding over you?
S: Ehhhehh!
R: What do you want to be when you grow up?
(Suri spits up)
R: So your parents are trying to get you to be an actress, are they?
S: Brrrbrrr.
R: Do you think your dad is gay?
S: Da-da.
R: You seem pretty advanced already.
S: Eee-eee-eee-eee.
R: And Mom, does she treat you better than say, Britney Spears would?
S: Ma-ma.
R: Dancing lessons? Acting lessons? Spanish lessons?
S: Si-si-si.
R: Alright then.
S: Waaaaah!!!!!! Waaaaah!!!!!!!
R: What's the matter?
S: WAAaaaaaaaaaaaH!
R: I think it's time for your nap. BYE!