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My daughter is in Girl Scouts and I am in charge of ordering the cookies for the troop. Tonight most of the girls turned in their firms, and I brought them home with me. I have no clue what I'm doing. The main order forms may as well be in an alien language. Seems unfair too. Your troop has to order entire cases even if it ends up being one odd box. Then if you aren't having a table to sell extra cookies, which we probably aren't because there is no one willing or able to do it, you end up with leftovers that your troops has to pay for anyway.
That wasn't the point of even writing this. I just wanted to say that one order form smells like it's been sitting inside an ashtray for the last 6 weeks this child had it. It has been sitting on my desk and I couldn't figure out why I smelled old cigarettes. This is awful. I feel bad for the child because I grew up in a home that smelled very strongly of cigarettes. Once a teacher even commented on how I smelled like them at school one day. How rude was that?
So anyway, I just think if people are going to smoke they shouldn't do it around their kids. I smoked for a good long time and always said I would quite when I got pregnant. I did, cold turkey, when I got pregnant with my first child. I've probably smoked 10 since then, and not all at once. Sometimes you just have to have a cigarette in one hand, and a beer in the other. Once I quite though, my husband smoked outside the house, and never in the car until he finally quite last August! Now he dips full time, but that's another story. ;)
Gee, it always seems like I'm complaining about something when I blog anymore. I don't mean it to be that way. Once Mr. Kat gets back from OIF this summer I'm sure I will have more happy things to write about! Maybe I'll share some pics soon too. Probably of the weather, because that's all I talk about with my real life friends anymore.
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Seems as though I've been MIA around here lately. Sorry about that, I've been tied up with other stuff for awhile and it looks like I've been neglecting my blog for way to long, so now I guess I'll get busy and frantically post a quick series of posts.
So I'm going to get the show back on the road by posting the first chapter of a brand new story, then follow that up by adding a chapter to a couple of other stories that I've been putting up.
This first chapter is going to be posted to everyone, however, all of the successive thirty-four or so chapters will be posted to friends only.
However, for those of you who just can't wait for me to get it all posted... or are either not on the right friends list, or can't get on that list, the entire story is available for you to purchase, "Here" , for $19.95 USD.
Next, due to the fact that this series of posts might be deemed to contain just the tiniest smidgen of adult sounding stuff I have to include the following warning to this post;
“XXX Warning!” “XXX Sex!” “Warning XXX!”
Hey this is your XXX Sex Warning. This stuff might need your parents OK for you to read it if you're under thirty years old.
“Seriously!”
So If your not adult enough to be reading this kind of stuff go away now! Don’t bother coming back and griping at me, or to anyone else, if you decide to read past here -->X<-- and your virgin eyeballs get blistered or you get offended by what you read either Boo.
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“The Diary Of A Teen Aged Whore”
A True Story
Written By:
Wendy Tight Tush aka Pussy Patter
About:
Wendy Tight Tush aka Pussy Patter
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15 September 2007
How
My Mom’s Boyfriend Fucked Me
“The First Time”
Chapter One
I can’t really remember exactly when it was that I became the total slut that I am today. I do know, however, that it was when I was still really young though. As far back as I can remember, well before I had even started school actually, I’ve always been fascinated by sex…
Shit, I was especially interested in group sex, and I can remember that even before my first fuck I had always thought of sex as intriguing… ever since I was a really small little girl. Ask me why…? And I’ll tell you that I haven’t got a clue.
But for some odd reason I’ve always been totally fascinated with the prospect of having group sex… hear again, also from an extremely young age.
When I was thirteen years old, I think it might have been three months after my birthday, I remember finding a stash of something like a dozen or so of those Triple-X rated fuck movies that were stashed in a drawer in a dresser in my mom’s and Greg's bedroom while I was ransacking their bedroom searching for a joint one day.
Shit, I had gotten all excited over my find and had completely forgotten about that joint that I had been looking for as I hurriedly slipped one of those suckers into the VCR real quick, and settled back on the sofa with the remote.
I was totally shocked by what I saw when the movie had gotten started and the first thing that I see is this petite little white girl who had more dick stuck in her than I had ever seen in one place in all my life. Shoot, I had almost turned the VCR off right then.
Not because I was a prude or a virgin or anything like that. I mean I had already been having sex, getting fucked, and sucking cock for at least six, maybe eight months by then. So it wasn’t like I didn’t know what sex was all about.
Well…actually I didn’t know what sex was all about, but there was no way in hell that you could have gotten me to admit that back then.
Anyway, it was just that that first scene has seemed so fricking sensual to me that I almost couldn’t stand to watch it… especially without a dick around to help calm my nerves after I had gotten so sexually excited.
But I decided to let it run and had enjoyed the show anyway. That little white girl was beautiful and her skin was so fricking white that it actually made the white sheets that she was getting fucked on look all dingy.
She was blond headed with some deep blue eyes. Her tits were up high and tight and looked like they were close to the same size as mine were, but it was hard to tell for sure. And just looking at her I couldn’t help but thinking that she didn’t look much older than I was… but now I know that she had to have been at least eighteen years old at the time to have been able to get in a movie like that.
She was totally naked and was sitting astraddle of some black dude that had his dick crammed all the way up into her hairless little pussy while another nigger dude with a humongous fricking cock was busily butt fucking the dog shit out of her in her ass hole while she was sucking on another black guys cock all at the same time. Fuck…I had just about died from the sensuality of that very first scene.
I remember that I had instantly gotten so jealous of her little white ass that I had thrown my remote across to the far end of the sofa and had instantly turned green with envy… not because she had all of those black studs servicing her little white ass like that but because she was actually living out one of my favorite sexual fantasy and all I could do was sit there, and watch her enjoying herself.
Holy fucking shit, that shit had been some kind of fricking hott, and I had gotten over myself fairly quickly as I had slipped into a bit of a zone right then while I watched all of that in wide eyed sexual amazement.
Shoot, I had become so engrossed in what I was watching that I hadn’t even realized when I had began fingering my cunt or that I was playing with my own anus while I watched the movie.
Well at least I hadn’t noticed what I was doing until after I had had my first orgasmic release while watching porn.
It’s not that I had never brought myself to orgasm with my fingers before. I mean I’d had a lot of orgasms while fantasizing about sex and fingering myself before then… but I’d never had an orgasm from fingering myself while I watched porn. Shit, that had made me feel kind of good and a little dirty all at the same time too.
It hadn’t been more that a few minutes after I’d had an orgasmic release of my own when the ‘cum scene’ in that movie had started. Shit, I had almost died from sexual excitement right then…
I mean when all three of those dudes had started to cum… one busting a nut and starting to spew his sperm right after the other, and seeing all three of those men emptying the contents of their heavily loaded nut sac’s, shooting big sticky wads of cum all over that little white bitches face, belly, and tits had been almost unbearable for me to watch.
The only thought that had been running around in my head at that moment had been “Why couldn’t that have been me?”
Anyway, over the next several days I had managed to watch all of those fuck movies… several times each, and masturbated myself to orgasm over and over again while I was watching those suckers too.
Hum… I wonder if its this sort of conditioning at such an early age that created the fuck monster that I am today? Shit, I seriously doubt that because I was already fucking like a mink by then anyway.
But then who the fuck knows, maybe it’s genetic. I mean shit, for as long as I can remember my mom has been a swinger and has always allowed all of her boyfriends to enjoy playing free and lose with her pussy. Like bringing their buddies by for a quick piece of ass and things like that.
To Be Continued…
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OK, That's it for this chapter of the story. I hope that you all enjoyed reading it. For those of you who are following the story forward just click "Here" to go to Chapter Two.
♥Wendy
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Damn Boo, I went to a chicks blog and left her a thank you note because she had stopped to visit at my blog. Now being the kind soul that I am, I read the post that she had up. In it she had stated several facts, and had asked a question or two.
First off she says that she had made that post so that "only one person in the whole world could not read it", that person being her sister.
Now me with my fucking inquisitive ass, I want to know "How do you do that?" Anyway, if I can read it and dextron5 can read it, doesn't it make sense that her sister will also be able to read it? Just like the rest of the world can read it.
*sniff,sniff,sniff = I smell dead pussy around here* If it doesn't smell right, then it deserves a second look. In other words, I think that
"she was lying all the way through her post".
Hi People, I am adding this to my post so that no one will say that I was unfair, it is the reply that I had left for summer101 on her blog. Oh yeah, you have to look down towards the bottom of her post to see it.
So what, you ask? Well I answered her question and this is the reply that she sent back to me.
hey everyone.
im drinking a chocolate milkshake right now and it tastes so good.
I seriously have something i need to talk about. I need advice too. I dont know how to say it. And thats why i blocked Megan from this site.
Last night, Megan left for New York to visit my aunt, and i was here alone with Ryan. Call me crazy, but he was flirting with me! I didn't know what to do. At first i was just ignoring it, but then i got caught up in the moment- everyone knows what thats like, right? and we started making out! it was awful.. and i wasn't even thinking, this is my sisters fiance. what am i doing? and... i gave him a blow job. I
sound like a whore i know, but he asked me to, and i was not listening to my consience telling me not to. And then he took off my clothes and we were about to have sex! i was so scared because it wasnt voluntary now, he was kind of hurting me. And i was trying to stop him, but eventually i just stopped struggling when he was thrusting thrusting. I was never this way, i would never do this, and i dont know why i did. I guess when we were having sex i thought of Megan. And how i would never tell her, and if he did i would get kicked out. It was a one night hook up, but what makes it worse is that it was with my sisters fiance. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME??? i was talking to my friend Rilee, and she said that because i was raped at such a young age, i dont know the difference between right and wrong when it comes to sex. Im not sure i agree with her, but it sounds right. When me and Ryan were together, i thought about not doing it, but i did it anyway- like i couldnt stop myself. I feel like a whore. Not only am i pregnant, but i just had sex last night with my sisters boyfriend. ITs like a jerry springer show. I really need some advice and my psychiatrist. ill update later. *sad and confused* summer.
Hi, Thanks for stopping to visit at my blog today. Hummm? Damn woman, I tend to agree with you, you sound like a whore to me too. Sooo, did his dick taste good?
♥ Wendy
Anyway this *pointing up* is the reply that I had left for her. What do you guys think about here story of true family fidelity there?
Isn't she just the best sister ever? You can tell her how you feel about her plight, if you like. Hell, I guess that she will be on the jerry springer show before long.
♥ Wendy
By Samantha L. Quigley
American Forces Press Service
May 29, 2007 – Girl Scouts in southern Nevada are preparing to ship more than 11,000 boxes of Thin Mints, Do-Si-Dos, Tagalongs and other Girl Scout cookies to servicemembers overseas. The Scouts' donation was made possible through the generosity of the Girls Scouts of Frontier Council, which donated the cookies. The Nevada Benefits Foundation offered its assistance by coordinating the effort and covering the cost to ship the cookies to servicemembers in Iraq and Afghanistan.
"Community service is a long-standing tradition in Girl Scouting, allowing girls to learn the value of helping others," Toni Carey, product sales director for the Girl Scouts Frontier Council, said. "Their service and generosity significantly contributes to the quality of life for our servicemen and women."
Through the same collaboration in 2006, troops serving overseas received 4,700 boxes of Girl Scout cookies. They were most welcome, Phil Randazzo, president of Nevada Benefits and its foundation, said, adding he has received several requests for the cookies this year.
Nevada Benefits Foundation is a non-profit organization originally created to support U.S. troops and their families who fight in the war on terror. To date, the foundation has raised more than $942,000 through its rallies, "Defending Freedom" wristbands fundraising, and its Web site.
"They just crave a little taste from home," Randazzo said. "Toni Carey at the Girl Scouts came through again this year, doubling this shipment of Girl Scout cookies, and they should really be proud!"
Randazzo also offered kudos to the Palm Casino Resort, in Las Vegas, for helping to make the shipment possible.
Note: To find out about more individuals, groups and organizations that are helping support the troops, visit www.AmericaSupportsYou.mil. The Defense Department's America Supports You program directly connects military members to the support of the America people and offers a tool to the general public in their quest to find meaningful ways to support the military community.
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Tileman's co-leader commented on the Little One's playmate during the campout. The Little One even had dinner with her friend's family. Tileman's co-leader suggested I come next year to keep an eye on her - already going to dinner with a boy.
Of course I have no worries.
| Dad's Dating Rules for Girl Scout Daughters |
| 1. You may only date Boy Scouts that have achieved Eagle Scout rank |
| 2. You and your date must wear your scout uniforms at all times during the date |
| 3. If someone pulls into the driveway and honks, it better be UPS and not your date, as he will not be picking you up if he does so |
| 4. All activities on a date must count towards badge work, be acceptable under the Scout Law |
| 5. The only food on the date will be Girl Scout Cookies and your date must agree to purchase a minimum of one case of cookies |
| 6. At least 2 members of your troop or your leader must accompany you on a date as a chaperone |
| 7. There will be no Friendship squeezes, and the only thing you will do with your hands is give the scout hand sign |
| 8. The only music you will listen to will be scout campfire songs |
| 9. The word "s'more" will not be spoken on the date |
| 10. You may only swap "Something With A Pin" |
| 11. On your honor you will only go to a nursing home, church or homeless shelter to perform service on your date |
| 12. As a former Scoutmaster I can tie 100 kinds of knots, build a roaring fire that can consume anything, and dig a latrine at least 6 feet deep. Be home even earlier than you promise and don't test my resolve to "Be Prepared" to protect my daughter |
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