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Men Are Just Happier People-- What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal.. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars.. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.. You almost never have strap problems in public. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
I had a good giggle...this definitely tells it all!
Put one foot in front of the other for 30 minutes a day, every day. That's it. This simple act can reduce your risk of urinary incontinence (if you're a woman) by up to 25 percent.
| Walking is particularly helpful in reducing the risk of stress urinary incontinence -- the kind of leak that can occur with physical stress, like when you cough, sneeze, laugh, or jump up and down. So far, however, the research on walking applies only to women. |
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If you already have trouble keeping dry, here's an exercise for you to try.
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Lately I've been visiting- although rest assured, I'm not planning on defecting- another blog site. Some of my friends are active there, I've been trying to lure them here instead.
Anyway, the one feature I really like about this other site is that you can use a different user icon for every post and reply you leave. And they allow brief animated clips as user icons.
Which means that comments can get rather busy, as people choose an icon to suit their mood, flavor their reaction, or express their fandom.
Some of the icons are really quite clever, thought ya'll might enjoy a couple of my favorites. I've alternated the animated and still shots to make them a little less busy.
Just more rambling.
Today was interesting at work. As alot of you know, I work with toddlers and today I took some one on one time with as many as I could in a day. I started with one little girl who we will call Amy. I pretended to drive a car, and Amy said she wanted to drive, and I had to be in the passenger seat. So she and I switched chairs. As she was driving, I asked her what do we do when we are in the car. She first put on my seatbelt, then hers, then got off her chair and before I could ask what she was doing, she came back with a toy telephone and sat back down. She put the telephone to her ear and said, "this is my cell phone", then she started talking on it while driving. I asked her, "who does that in the car while they are driving?" Her reply was, "Mommy." I had to turn my head away and giggle to myself.
I think alot of people are guilty of using their cell phones while driving. I know I am guilty of this. I am trying.
My puppy is growing to be a big boy, he is so full of life, but is so cuddly. It's nice to come home to him and Mark. It's kind of sad coming home to an empty apartment, except Tank, he is still here. It feels nice but still lonely at the same time. Mark is back in school and doesn't get home until late at night. Oh well it will be fine.
Still trying to figure out where we should get married, Mark and I have agreed to Door County, WI, but we aren't sure where up there.
Ok these are just feelings that I am having so it's no big deal, just gotta get it out. I have been thinking about the past and what a huge commitment this is to get married. DO NOT GET ME WRONG, I love mark with all my heart and he has proven to me that I can trust him, but as they say forgive but never forget. Well I just think back to the times when I would find things out, secrets he kept, people in his life that I had no idea where even an issue, especially people on the internet. The whole Jordyn thing, I didn't even know anything about that, I had to find out while on mindsay, bam I came across his blog and saw that, that was hard. There are other things, keeping me a secret to others, keeping them a secret from me and like I said other things. I know he is going to read this, Mark I love you and don't want you to think that I am having second thoughts, I am not. Like I said, I can't just spew out all my hurt feelings at one time and then be over it. Forgiveness I believe happens in stages. But trust, honesty, and communication have to be there to move on to the next stage. But no matter what, I have learned to forgive no matter what. I forgive Joe for what he did. That is the hardest thing I have ever had to forgive for, but I did. I know what has happened in my past has brought me here to find my happiness, to some that sounds screwed up. But we don't always know what challenges we have up ahead, and we don't always know what road we are supposed to take, but I believe if you take the one you really feel you need to take, then you are doing the right thing for yourself. Like I said, this is just rambling. Sorry.
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