Weird... 
Neutral 1) How old are you?
46
2) Do you label yourself as gay, straight, bi-sexual, or trans-gender?
bisexual
3) Are you happy with yourself as you are?
I'm learning to enjoy being middle-aged young
4) What would you change about yourself if you could snap your fingers and it was done?
more toned, less flab
5) Do you like sex?
does a fish like water, does a wolf howl at the moon, does a bear ..... go figure
6) Are you monogamous?
by our relative defintion yes :)
7) Have you ever thought of participating in swinging, group sex, or same-sex situations?
who me????
8) Are you ready to come out of the closet?
I never could find things when i needed them ....
9) Do you dislike, like, or love oral sex? Giving and receiving? One or the other?
i find it extremely satisfying to give someone wonderful pleasure orally and it's always nice if the favor is returned
10) Swallow or spit? Hetero Guys, if she squirts, this question still applies to you.
why waste good stuff .... unless my lover wants to put it somewhere else
11) Afraid of the rim or give it some loving attention?
Cleanliness is next to godliness, with that in mind pleasure is found where loving attention is given.
12) Where is the most riskiest place you've had sex?
in a store room of a shoe store
13) Have you ever gotten caught having sex in public? Details would be fun.
nope
14) Have you ever worn something in public that revealed a little too much or made you uncomfortable?
nope
15) Was that piece of clothing your choice or a partners?
see previous question
16) Have you ever experienced voyeuristic urges?
omg, the older i get the worse they are
17) Have you ever streaked? Where?
nope
18) What fetishes interest you?
What fetishes give my lover more pleasure ... that's where you will find your answer :)
19) What fetishes have you experimented with? Alone or with a partner.
a little BDSM, a little toe sucking, can you say Mistress, the smell of leather ....
20) Have you ever woken up somewhere, naked, not knowing how you got there?
nope
21) You know that one stray and unusual hair that grows in an unwanted place. Where does yours grow?
the older i get the more i find
22) While having sex, you observed something in a partner that completely turned you off once. What was it?
i try to overlook the small stuff, none of us is perfect
23) Have you experimented at all with same sex partners? FYI - most gay people have done it with the opposite sex. It's the same as a hetero having sex with the same sex.
i wouldn't call it experimenting .... i just call it sex
24) Have you ever had a member of the same sex hit on you? Were you repulsed, flattered, or both?
yes and very flattered
25) How often do you have sex?
not nearly as much as i would like, does jilling count?
26) How often do you think about sex?
what ???? what was the question i was thinking about betty & lori & ....
27) How often do you want to have sex?
take a number please ....
28) What is the most important asset for your partner? i.e. penis size, breasts, ass, chest, back, etc.
a sweet soul and willing heart
29) What is your favorite position?
very dependent on the partner's gender, doggie with hubby ... 69 with my gf
30) You have the chance to save someone's sex life. They need to fire things up in the bedroom. What suggestion do you have that would bring great adventure, thrill, pleasure, etc. for a couple?
let me watch them for a month, a personal interview with her .... then let me make some suggetions ;)
