Gay @ MindSay 
1. Homosexuality is completely unnatural.
(like microwave ovens, polyester and erectile dysfunction medication)
2. Homosexual marriage would ruin the sanctity of marriage.
(oh, you mean like the rising divorce rate and polygamy?)
3. Homosexuals would raise gay children.
(because straight parents raise only straight children)
4. Children cannot grow up well-adjusted without a parent of each gender present.
(single parenting is illegal as well)
5. Gay People only impose their sexuality on others.
(and advertising campaigns don't do the same thing?)
6. If Gay Marriage is legalized, it will morally corrupt my children!
(Have another beer and beat your wife some more, I'm sure that won't corrupt them at all)
7. Gay people can't form lasting relationships?
(I know gay couples who have been together longer than my parents...)
8. All gay people get AIDS
(that's just stupid.)
9. Heterosexual marriage has never changed
(women are still property, whites can't marry blacks and divorce is unheard of)
10. Gay marriage is a gateway drug. Soon, people will try to marry their pets.
(yes, because my kitten can sign a marriage license, not to mention having legal standing)
11. Civil unions are exactly the same as heterosexual marriage.
(they are a "separate but equal" clause. the government has been successful with them for ages! blacks and whites don't attend the same schools and cannot marry. it worked fine for them)
12. The Bible says....
(i believe that's the old testament...you know, the same one that says it's okay to have many wives...and that women are property)
-kage jonas
Alarmingly, when people meet me, if they know my gender-status (aka, that i'm a transsexual) they think that gives them some right to ask and/or say certain things. Well, I figured I would be helpful and answer some of those questions for you right here in my blog.
1. Don't be offended when I ask you this...
- Stop right there...it's obviously going to offend me.
2. What is your "real" name?
- Kage. idiot.
3. I know someone who is trans...so I totally get it.
- Yeah, so do I. That doesn't make you an expert, especially if you aren't. Now if you are lending me some support, sure. But don't pretend you know me specifically just because you know another transsexual.
4. How do you have sex?
- With my sex parts, moron.
5. Are you a boy or a girl?
- How flattering. Are you?
6. Do you date straight women or lesbians?
- Hm. what do you think?
7. I've seen "Boys Don't Cry"[or insert movie with a transsexual main character]), I understand what you're going through.
- No, you probably don't.
8. Do you like boys or girls?
- Yes.
9. Are you a top or a bottom?
- We will not be having sex. EVER.
10. Are you a tranny?
- idiot. and don't say "tranny"...it's rude to some of us. (not me, of course)
11. What do transsexuals eat?
- babies. crunchy, human babies.
12. What kind of surgery are you getting to become a man?
- a tonsilectomy. what do you think?
13. How does it feel to be a transsexual?
- fabulous.
14. Where are your boobs?
- I'm a boy. So don't ask this. it's rude.
15. You're going to Hell.
- See you there, shitbag.
16. You are a lesbian, stop pretending to be a man.
- Only after you stop pretending to be a decent human being. Nobody has the right to evaluate me like that...especially not you.
there's more soon, but this is all i could think of.
well, it occurred to me; that alot of my readers, though comfortable with transsexuality, may never have seen it as a main topic/theme/character in a film. so i have taken it upon myself to give you a list of films/documentaries, what have you, to view for more information! Thanks, wikipedia.org!!
(i've also starred the ones i have seen!)
In Film/Documetary
- 100% Human
- 100% Woman
- 20 centimetros
- The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
- The Adventures of Sebastian Cole
- The Badge
- Beautiful Boxer
- Better than Chocolate ***
- Born in the Wrong Body
- Boy I Am***
- Boys Don't Cry***
- Breakfast on Pluto***
- The Christine Jorgensen Story
- The Crying Game
- Different for Girls
- Dog Day Afternoon
- Dressed to Kill
- Ed Wood
- En Soap
- Flawless
- Flying With One Wing
- Funny Kinda Guy
- Gender Rebels***
- Glen or Glenda?
- Hedwig and the Angry Inch***
- Holiday Heart
- I Want What I Want
- Just Like a Woman
- Kiss of the Spider Woman
- Let Me Die a Woman
- Ma vie en rose
- Myra Breckenridge
- Normal***
- Red Without Blue***
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show***
- Sick Nurses***
- Second Serve
- Soldier's Girl
- Southern Comfort***
- TransAmazon: A Gender Queer Journey
- Transamerica***
- A Transgender Path
- TransGeneration***
- The World According to Garp
- The World's Fastest Indian
- Yellow Hair 2
Television
- All My Children
- Ally McBeal
- America's Next Top Model***
- Big Brother: UK
- Coronation Street
- CSI (episode: "Ch-ch-changes")***
- CSI: Pilot, "Anonymous" and "Identity Crisis"
- Diagnosis Murder***
- Dirty Sexy Money
- The L Word***
- Nip/Tuck
- Number 96
- One Piece
- The Powerpuff Girls***
- Sister Paula
- The Surreal Life***
- There's Something About Miriam***
- TransAmerican Love Story
- Two and a Half Men
- Ugly Betty
So you see, portrayals of transsexuality and transgenderism in the media are getting more and more frequent if nothing else.
go watch!!!
-kage jonas
The new novel about me has just been released!!!
It is a seriocomic tale about the real estate industry. I am the office mascot.
My person is Valentino DeMitiri, a flamboyant man who chose as his real estate motto, "The Queen of Real Estate". Every morning we perform the rousing ritual celebratory dance of success together. It's a sight you simply have to see! We both shimmy our sexy butts and have a great time.
The most exciting thing about the book is the charity raffle to benefit Best Friends Animal Society, the nation's largest sanctuary for homeless, abandoned, and abused animals. The winner of the raffle will have their pet featured as a character in this novel's sequel. I'm not sure I want to share the limelight, but it is for a good cause.
To learn more about the book, and the raffle, and me, go to www.RedHotNovel.com
One of the things I like best about Devin O'Branagan's latest novel, RED HOT PROPERTY, is that she once again deals with the subject of persecution. Valentino DeMitri is a gay, Catholic man who is not allowed to practice his religion because of rules of the Catholic Church. She told me that the character was inspired by two gay men she encountered in her life.
The first was a gay man who was so tortured by the fact he had been told that God hated him because he was gay, he committed suicide. Devin had tried to assure him that, in her view of such things, God loved everyone and what mattered most to God was each individual's capacity to love others. But her assurances to Andy didn't outweigh the unloving pronouncements of those in authority in his family and in his church. God bless Andy's soul...
The other was a young man who used to come to Catholic mass every Sunday and simply stand at the back of the church and cry. He would slip out when communion began. Devin asked the priest about the young man and was told it was because the church wouldn't allow him to practice his faith, because he was gay.
Appalled at this medieval way of thought, Devin makes a strong, emotional case for the rights of gays to practice whatever faith to which they feel drawn.
Please read RED HOT PROPERTY and see how the character deals with this heartbreak: www.RedHotProperty.com
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