My first grader had a really hard morning, so I decided to separate him from our class. I also decided that to make this positive, we should go to 1st grade's lunch so he could meet some of his classmates. As a result, we went to the playground with them. This is a conversation I got to overhear today. I have laughed several times about it since then.
Little Boy: Ms. Colon, Ms. Colon, Owen just kicked Abram in the nuts!
Ms. Colon: Okay, send him over here
(Owen trots over)
Ms. Colon: Owen? Hi Owen, I just got a report that you kicked Abram
Owen: I did
Ms. Colon: Oh, you did?
Owen: MmHmm
Ms. Colon: And you were eating nuts? Why were you eating nuts?
Me: No, Elba, he kicked him in a private area.
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