Fucking Fuck @ MindSay

i was just talking with one of my friends. she recently split up with her boyfriend. the cunt strangled her. apperantly she went mental and was screaming at him and hitting him. i don't guve a fuck. you don't stangle one of my fucking friends. she keeps saying she started it but i don't fucking care. he could have done something fucking different. like pinning her down till she calmed down. but no the fucking cunt had to fucking strangle her. what a fucking prick.

on top of that she said that of all the fucking shit he's done that the one that fucked her off the least. i fucking swear if i see that cunt i'm gonna fucking hospitalise him. FUCKING CUNT will pay.

you see some of you may not know but i value my friends very fucking highly. no one fucks with my friends. no fucking cunt is gonna strangle one of my friends and think he'll be able to walk by me in the fucking street without even a fucking punch to his fucking cunt mouth. i wont hunt him down (my original idea) because my friend asked me to not 'kill him, or hit him', but i cant promise anything if we meet in the street.

If that happens i may hospitalise the fucking cunt.

Anyway, i'm not apologizing for my language as there is a clear fucking warning.

"Fuck this quote"

1. My nails are horrendous.  They're rough from being ground thin, incredibly weak, and must be clipped to nothingness to avoid cracking or splitting.
2. I had a strong urge to watch Star Wars tonight, so we visited our local Hollywood Video, or at least the one that has our friend working there.  On the way, we almost died due to vehicular jackassery.  Some fuckwit decided it was smart to pull out of a parking lot to go left, across two lanes of oncoming traffic.  It was okay, of course, because the dude in the right-hand lane of oncoming traffic was stopped for him.  Never mind that that essentially meant the line of sight for the left-hand lane of oncoming traffic (i.e. OUR lane) was entirely hindered.  Never mind that he almost got t-boned by our deliciously wretched, junky old truck.  When I screamed, "WHAT THE FUCK?  YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!  WHAT THE FUCK?" he put his palms together prayer-style and sort of bowed at me.  What the fuck is that?  What is the response a bow is intending to illicit?  "Oh, that's okay, you almost killed our car and probably don't even have that great of insurance since your car was a piece of shit too, but you bowed, so I'm cool."  No, actually.
3. When considering its time period, and limitations as such, A New Hope may be one of the prime examples of innovation and excellence in special effects.
4. I wish my goddamn cat would stop jumping on the table/counter.  I wish that when my goddamn cat stopped jumping on the table/counter that he would not mew pathetically until I pay attention to him.  It's really fucking annoying.
5. I really like Sunny Delight.  I think that's got to be a sin in some religion.
6. Has anyone noticed that brandre doesn't exist?  I had a hell of a time reading the banter between him and everybody about the Absolut ad.  Pure entertainment, right there.  But when I click on the link for his name, it's a 404 not found.  Here's my theory (it jibes with the content he produces, which apparently is comment-only, and it actually kind of works with his user image if you squint a little): he has blackmailed Adam and Brian into concealing his identity by holding some naked pictures hostage, and is in reality Bill O'Reilly.  This is part of the Bush administration's evil plot to quell liberal hippies, in conjunction with the obviously factual conspiracy theory that the little cloud trails left by planes are actually specially concocted biological weapons which target the "Gay Gene."
7. I just spent a fair amount of time laughing at that previous item.