N:
Hello freaks, and welcome to Mutant of the Day. From now on, we will be trawling this worthless waste of time to find the mutants that infest it and posting them up here for your pleasure and enjoyment. And so you know who to avoid.
Oh, and before you say anything, we aren't bigots, we hate you all equally, you ugly mutant piles of cow-pat. If you are bothering to read this, it only proves that your lives are as empty and pointless as our own, and you deserve all you get.
So, without further ado, lets begin the freakshow.
Needy Mutant of the Day number 1!
http://awelltrainedboy.mindsay.com/ Who appears to have never posted anything on his blog thing, but I found his messages on some random girls blog whilst performing the mutant crawl.
http://www.mindsay.com/comments/seperia/resentment.mws <= The Conversation.
Not only does he type in an irritating manner, he was also painfully blatantly trying to get into the girls pants, even though she was obviously taken. AND NOBODY WANTS TO KNOW THAT YOU HAVE MAGIC HANDS! What a mutant.
"I am VARY safe and I have a brain."
You might have a brain, but I wouldn't trust you within 2 miles of this girl, you with your mutant hands of magic.
Oh yeah, and to the girl in question: BLOKES LOOK AT PORN! Its what we do. Live with it. Its not evil. Its perfectly bleeding natural. And its not like the woman is forced into being in porn. Well, unless she is. But most everywhere has laws against that kind of thing. Not that I can be bothered to remember what her tag was, or that she'll ever read this.
Whatever. I'll look for another one tomorrow. Bet you can't wait.
L:
One's unbelievably ignorant, the other's intensely annoying. They deserve each other if only for the fact that they can't recognise these traits. Then, once they're together, it'll be less work to track them down and bathe them in the cleansing fluid from the petrol can of purity. Add the holy matches to the mix and bask in the feeling of a good job well done.
Also: MAKE WAY HORMONS COMING!!
Hahahahahah, classic.
N:
Is that like a Mormon only worse? Reminds me, need to renew my mormon shooting license. Gods, I wish this dude had a picture on his blog. So I could print it out and use it as toilet paper. Then maybe I'd drop it out the window onto a passing child.
I tell you, its really difficult to choose which mutant to put on this thing. You're all a bunch of berks. Oh well. Mercifully this bloke doesn't post anything on his blog so we don't have to put up with even more crap poetry or something.
L:
Oh, I don't know, his 'dsylexick' rambling could lead to some emo poetry classics:
The Pian Oh the pian of ex-his-ting.
Your lips were like bew-tif-full rosis
But now you have deprted for
a Palce VARY far away
from me.
