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God is really picky with his food. Did you know that the Bible says not to eat lobster? Add that to you can't eat meat on certain days, gotta have bread and wine at church, can't drink too much, can't eat too much.. As my mom would say, jeepers crow! But really. What's the Man got against lobster. Lobsters ain't never hurt nobody.
Neither has the gay and lesbian community. But they ban them from oh shit no, marrying?! Do you know what they could do if they got married?! The horrors!
Maybe that's why lobsters scream when you boil them. They're screaming SINNER, SINNER!
On to baby news, I got to hold Liam yesterday. He's the cutest little shit on the planet. But he's got really long fingers. It's kinda freakish. But that's okay. I have freakishly long legs. Everybody's got something freakish about them, so he shouldn't sweat it. He's obsessed with his face too. It's kinda weird.
I said something ridiculously funny in the car last night, and I thought to myself, that's going in here, but now I can't freakin' remember what it was, and I don't like it. Sorry you missed out.
Tomorrow is Hug a Jew Day. So make sure you find your local, community Jew and give them a big ol' hug. The only Jewish blogger on Mindsay that I know of is eje224, so make sure you send her a virtual hug on this momentous occasion. If you don't know a Jew, just hug a stranger. Spread the love.
But please be cautious about it though. Don't go all orangutan on some poor unsuspecting person. Women nowadays tend to be rightfully paranoid about certain people. So if you're creepy looking, you have a huge beard, or if you look like Benjamin Linus from LOST, just stick with hugging your brother, aunt, or perhaps yourself. I've never been tasered, but I can imagine it sucks.
If you look like Dr. McCreamy, make her day and hug away.
Adrienne's mom proposed a great question last night: Why do baseball players always have something in their mouth? I'll let you guess what my immediate response was.
I don't like how a few of the people who have come back for the reunion thing are talking about how Mindsay is "great again" because there's more people, but then bitch about the lack of stuff that other blog sites have. Jimschweizer said it best. That's not Mindsay.
Does your driver's side doorlock work when you put your key in? Mine doesn't. It really sucks. But I look like a total gentleman when I walk around to let my wife in. Too bad I look like a total dumbass when have to pull a reacharound if I'm by myself.
I had an epiphany yesterday. For years I've always confused Bono, Sonny Bono, and Yoko Ono. I know, fucking retarded right? But I seriously did. I always thought Sonny Bono died from cancer or something cause he smoked a lot of pot. She told me this after I was singing Eminem's "Who Knew." Sonny Bono, skis horses and hittin some trees.
I was pretty dumbfounded to find out he died in a fucking ski accident.
I don't understand those commercials for loans, computers, and what-not when they say, there's no credit checks! Isn't this how we go into this silly mess in the first place? And I'm tired of Beatles cover songs in half of the commercials on television. Just give me the Beatles version, not some pathetic knock-off.
The only Beatles coversong I enjoy is Lynden David Hall's "All You Need Is Love" cause he put some soul into it. There are certain songs that should never be covered. Two years ago some guy on American Idol covered "Imagine" and lost. That's because you don't fucking cover that song. It's perfect the way it is. There is nothing to be added. Let it be. A-har-har-har!
Anyway, if God gets to be picky with food, I get to be picky with music. Here's one of my favorite songs.
This is the third of 5 Original songs, and it goes by the name of "She freaks". This song was the result of a jamming session with my good friend "Steve morgan". I had the outline for the song beforehand, and by the end of the day we had all the necessary elements. A composition about two partners who were very different. One partner was laid back and relaxed, and the other would go into a rage at the drop of a pin. Some people can identify with this situation, and it can be the other way around to. Check it out and see what you think.
I quite like this song, but it didn't get on the album. Maybe because there was such a large choice, and the production wasn't really up to scratch. Fifteen songs did make the grade though, and you can check out most of them by visiting my website:
One other thing. I recently went to the wedding of a good friend on the Isle of man. In my opinion, it was one of the best I'd attended. I thought I'd provide a link to some of the many, many photograps taken on that weekend. I'm in one or two of them. One of the photo's they like a lot is the one where I was windswept on the summit of Snaefell. Check it out :)
My Dad. Part 7.
Nan loved my dad dearly. Even though he got involved in the scrapes that he did. Just about everyone else in the family were angels compared to him. He was a loveable rogue. I was unaware of his existence until I was 18 years old. After I found out, I pondered over it for a little while and then left it until I was 21. I traced him through Lily, my Grandmother. Someone else I hadn't met. I found out where she lived and just went and knocked on her door. I wasn't sure what to feel when I was waiting on the doorstep. I used to watch those reunions of long lost relatives on television, and it seemed so emotional, but I wasn't feeling anything like that at all. Only curiosity. As the door swung open, there stood a short white haired old lady who greeted me with a hello. My response was something like "Hello, are you Lily?". She affirmed it. I then told her that I was John's son, Jeffrey. She smiled and invited me inside. That was surprising. The neighbourhood she lived in wasn't the most secure I'd seen. I could have been an unsavoury character, but she just invited me inside. Maybe she saw the resemblance. I have been informed on more than one occasion that my father and I look alike. So out came the tea and biscuits, and all the old photographs. During my visit, she called my father on the telephone to arrange a meeting with me in a local public house. Amazing with hindsight because he avoided other offspring.
The time finally came to meet my father. I made my way to the pub. First entering into the wrong bar. I quickly found the right bar with the help of direction. As I walked in, all eyes were on me, and there was a crowd of people in the corner of the bar. My father being one of them. What do you do in those situations. I just homed in on him and said "Hello Dad". Then gave him a quick hug. For me, there was virtually no emotion in that embrace. After all, this is first time I'd encountered this person. He was a stranger in my eyes. I thought he was quite nervous at first, but that all changed after the introduction. It was party time.
More Dad stuff coming soon and more celeb stuff too.
To be continued.......
Now it's time for the usual update on the Youtube gumph.
There's 970 subscribers so far. Ooh it's getting so close the the ever important 1k barrier.
My channel has been viewed 22,617 times to the date of this post.
The viewing figures for all my videos is currently increasing at well over 1,000 a day and now stands at 382,179.
The next song I'll be talking about is a collaboration with an extremely talented Swedish musician called "Ulf"!
When did the Freaks and Geeks website get shut down???
Freaks and Geeks one of the best shows ever!
Got lots to update on.......boring but lots of boring stuff to update on:D
Hope all the mamma's and the dad's who are the mamma's in their family had a great Mamma's day.
My bro and I got back early Thursday morning of last week about 2 am. The kids were very happy to have one of their parents home. Randy was gone for about a week and half at a packing plant for a work project so the kids were with my parents the whole time I was gone.
I have pictures of the drive out and the drive back no pictures while I was out there because yay there is nothing to take pictures of. Oh I take that back I think I got some pictures of the Morongo Basin peaks from the hotel I was in. I will be very honest, the desert is pretty but it is NOT my thing. To me it is pretty to visit but in my opinion anyone who voluntarily lives out in any desert has truely lost their freaking minds!
Things are finally rolling for my brother. Can't update on that to much due to lawyer's orders. But I can give some info soon.
We had a family bbq yesterday at my folk's place for Mamma's day. No didn't get any presents myself besides hugs, kisses, and the kids saying Happy Mamma's day. Remember I got the camara and the great dane puppy? Those 2 things cost a pretty penny so I let the family off on getting me anything because those two items are a combo ani, bday, and mamma's day present.
Issues at school with the kids. Possible lawsuite there. Will let you know more later.
Okay that is it for now. I will do updates one at a time. Oh I did finally sit down and go through 300 emails from my main account; I am dreading going through my free account on yahell!
Sam Weir: What am I gonna say to Cindy?
Bill Haverchuck: Don't say anything. Be dominant. It's all, all about dominance. I saw this monkey show on PBS, if you talk to her first, it's a sign of weakness and she will not pick you to be her mate.
Sam Weir: Are you drunk?
Bill Haverchuck: I think so, yes I am.
Sam Weir: Aw, man, go into my room, lock the door, and don't drink any more.
Bill Haverchuck: [after Sam leaves] That's very dominant.
From a now cult TV-series called Freeks and Geeks
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