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First Grade Wisdom

I don't know how many of you have seen this, but I thought it worth sharing.  Came in an email today.

 

 

1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.  She presented each child in her classroom the 1st half of a well-known proverb and asked him/her to come up with the remainder of the proverb.  It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.

First Half                                Second

 

Don’t change horses             until they stop running

 

Strike while                            the bug is close

 

It’s always darkest

  Before                                   daylight savings time

 

Never underestimate

The power of                          termites

 

You can lead a horse

To water, but             how?

 

Don’t bite the hand

That                                        looks dirty

 

No news is                              impossible

 

A miss is as good as                       a Mister

 

You can’t teach an

Old dog new                            math

 

If you lie down with

Dogs, you’ll                            stink in the morning

 

Love all, trust                         me

 

The pen is mightier

Than the                                 pigs

 

An idle mind is                     the best way to relax

 

Where there’s smoke

There’s                                   pollution

 

Happy the bride who            gets all the presents

 

A penny saved is                       not much

 

Two’s company

Three’s                                   the Musketeers

 

Don’t put off till

Tomorrow what                you put on to go to bed

 

Laugh and the whole

World laughs with you            you have to blow your

Cry and                                   nose

 

There’s none so

Blind as                                   Stevie Wonder

 

Children should be

Seen and not                           spanked or punished

 

If at first you don’t

Succeed                                  get new batteries

 

You out of something            see on the picture

Only what you                        on the box

 

When the blind

Lead the blind                        get out of the way

 

The Winner                                       

 

Better to be late

Than                                        pregnant.

 

 
 
   
 

1st Grade

1st grade was really fun. Emily was in my class, too. So many fun memories. I loved this grade.

 

There was also another boy named Bransyn. At the time, I thought he was HOT. Even when I look back, he was hot, even though he was just a kid, lol. Major crush on him. One time, I told him I loved him, and he told me he hated me, so then I told him I hated him, and then he told me he loved me. Confusing. :/

 

This was when I had my first and only Birthday party. I had quite a lot of girls invited - it was really fun. I cry when I think back to those days.

 
 
 

 
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