Fill @ MindSay

"Instead of trying to build newer and bigger weapons of destruction,
 we should be thinking about getting more use out of the ones we already have."
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"Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.".
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 "Lord, if you can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
 I'm having a real good time like I am."
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 After the christening of his baby brother in church,
 Jason sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car.
 His father asked him three times what was wrong.
 Finally, the boy replied,
 "That preacher said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home,
 and I wanted to stay with you guys."
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 One particular four-year-old prayed,
 "And forgive us our trash baskets
 as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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 A Sunday school teacher asked her children as they
 were on the way to church service,
 "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
 One bright little girl replied,
 "Because people are sleeping."
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 A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3.
 The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake.
 Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
 "If Jesus were sitting here, He would say,
 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'
 Kevin turned to his younger brother and said,
 "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
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 A father was at the beach with his children
 when the four-year-old son ran up to him,
 grabbed his hand, and led him to the shore
 where a seagull lay dead in the sand.
 "Daddy, what happened to him?" the son asked.
 "He died and went to Heaven," the Dad replied.
 The boy thought a moment and then said,
 "Did God throw him back down?"
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 A wife invited some people to dinner.
 At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
 "Would you like to say the blessing?"
 "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
 "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
 The daughter bowed her head and said,
 "Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
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"If a kid asks where rain comes from,
I think a cute thing to tell him is 'God is crying.'
And if he asks why God is crying,
another cute thing to tell him is
'Probably because of something you did.'"
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And if you don't send this to at least 8 people ----- who cares?! 

Answer this and send it back to me. Post it on your bulletin without the answers. You might be surprised with the results y = Yes, n = No, m = Maybe, d = Depends

 

Would you? Will you?

[_] come to my house to do nothing at but chill?

[_] slap me?

[_] kiss me?

[_] let me kiss you?

[_] watch a movie with me?

[_] take me out to dinner?

[_] let me drive you somewhere?

[_] take a shower with me?

[_] buy me a drink?

[_] take me home for the night?

[_] let me sleep in your bed?

[_] Sing car karaoke w/ me?

[_] re-post this for me to answer your questions?

[_] Come pick me up at 3 am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?

[_] Lock me in your room and take advantage of me?

[_] let me make you breakfast?

[_] help me with homework?

[_] tickle me?

[_] let me tickle you?

[_] stick up for me if i was being put down?

[_] instant message me?

[_] greet me in public?

[_] hang out with me?

[_] bring me around your friends?

 

D0 Y0U...

[_] think im cute?

[_] want to kiss me?

[_] want to cuddle with me?

[_] want to hook up with me?

 

AM i...

[_] smart?

[_] cute?

[_] funny?

[_] cool?

[_] loveable?

[_] adorable?

[_] compassionate?

[_] great to be with?

[_] attractive?

[_] mean?

 

HAVE Y0U EVER...

[_] thought about hooking up with me?

[_] found yourself wanting a kiss from me?

[_] wished I were there?

[_] had a crush on me?

[_] wanted my number?

[_] had a dream about me?

[_] been distracted by me?

 

ARE Y0U...

[_] happy you know me?

[_] thinking about me?

[_] going to repost this?

if your brain was chocolate it wouldnt be enouf to fill a m&m