Fatass @ MindSay 
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Do you want to look like that? I go to McDonalds myself, but I wouldn't think of suing the company because I gained weight eating their Big Macs & Fries. If you have a Super Sized Ass, then you have no one to blame but yourself. Stop blaming others for the extra lard you carry around, and do something to shed the extra pounds. Walk, run, squat, but do something.
That's right, because the 3 billion fatties can't stay away from McDonalds. The 3 billion fat asses sit on the couch every night with a gallon of ice cream in hand, and a ladel spoon to gorge themselves sick. The 8 billion slobs could take a lesson from the 8 super models who eat healthy foods, like salad, fresh veggies, fruit. They don't lay around on the couch watching TV night and day. they exercise and stay active while the 8 billion fat asses sit around and eat and get fatter, and then turn around and sue place like McDonalds for "making them the pigs that they are".
I love McDonalds, it's an American institution. I'm fat, by choice! I love to eat way too much to eat salads every day. I don't sue people because I'm a lardass, and neither should you!
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Ewww Weeee, I love bacon grease, and I love big asses, but this is a little too much ass even for me. I'd hate to be standing behind her when she farts. I wonder if they make underwear big enough for an ass that size?
I wonder if she farts in bed next to her husband. She probably beats the shit out of him from time to time just to keep him in line........Yeah, I love bacon grease. Give me a few fried eggs cooked in bacon grease with bacon, fried potatoes, and toast smothered in butter.......but no grits.....I hate fucking grits. I'll bet Big Mama in the pic loves grits. I'll bet she eats anything that isn't nailed down.
Big Mama's Friend, "Girlfriend" below
NO YOU FUCKING LARDASS, NOT AT ALL!
My friend Randy called me this morning to invite me over for breakfast along with a few other friends. Randy went all out. He made bacon & eggs, waffles, fresh squeezed juice, coffee (Kona) at $20.00 a LB......Anyway, After breakfast, one of his invited guests ( a 300lb woman, at least) went in to use the bathroom. She was in there a good 15 minutes. When she came out ( I still don't know her name) she looked distressed. At first she kept silent, but then she blurted out, "The toilet overflowed". Randy looked perturbed as he followed this big woman into the john. As God as my witness, as soon as you walked into the bathroom, there was water and shit all over the place. I kid you guys not! It was so disgusting!
The woman kept apologizing, but Randy was so angry he couldn't look at her. He put several towels out to absorb the passings from her huge ass. I felt really sorry for the guy, because he was using brand new towels he had just bought. I asked him later why he didn't use old towels to clean the mess. Randy replied, " I WOULD IF I STILL HAD ANY YOU MOTHER FUCKER, I JUST THREW ALL MY OLD TOWELS OUT".......
I fell to the floor laughing so hard I couldn't stop. I had tears running down my face. Needless to say, the fat woman left feeling awful.
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