Elisha Cuthbert @ MindSay

Meh, thats really about it. House of Wax didnt particularly suck, but it just wasnt all that enthralling, among other things. It had the potential to be somewhat interesting when the story gets to the town, but it bobbles the explaination, and ends up being underdeveloped and vauge. I havent found myself cheering for the villian in a while, but I was on the long haired twin's side all the way. "Vincent" does almost all the killing, and he's your typical slasher long haired silent type, and I always thought that was cool as shit. The flick isnt particularly gruesome, its a light R, but it does throw down some excellent kills, which all in all turn out to be the best part of the movie. And yes PARIS HILTON DIES. Quite niceley as well, she gets impaled throught the face with a big ass pipe that just so happens to have a sharp end. And god almighty is she bad at acting, SO BAD. And i'm not saying that because I hate her emmensley either, I gave her a chance. A chance that was dead and gone in the first five minutes, bitch should stay out of the business. Elisha Cuthbert is vastly better looking, and a vastly better actress. Chad Michael Murray seems like a decent guy, and his character is the typical smart alick hardass. Basically, you folks have seen this all before, theres not a lot of newness or creativity to be found in House of Wax. It certainley got a whole helluva lot better during it's second half, things started moving alittle quicker and I actually started enyoing myself. But, it doesnt make due on the potential it had, maybe an un-edited cut will maximize on that. And seriously, the whole 3rd brother thing, BULLSHIT, horribley done. House of Wax was alittle better then I expected, but not exactly phenominal. (but really though, my only huge problem is Paris Hilton). If your looking for some decent horror at the cinema at the moment , check out the amityville horror remake instead, or just wait around for High Tension.==

B-, LOW B-

For those of you who don't know, I am currently dating dutchessofwales. She means everything to me and I love every second I spend with her. But unfortunately for her, my heart belongs to another. Sorry Lisa, it isn't you. Her name is Elisha, and she will forever be my love. Here's a picture of her on our first date:









Didn't she look beautiful? She sure did. I can't believe she got so dressed up for me.

Well anyway, our love can never be, because now she is engaged to Justin Timberlake's assistant. Here he is, I guess assisting Justin by looking completly lost:









What an asshole. Okay, that's not fair to say. He may be a wonderful person, but I still hate him, because he took my one true love away from me.

Damn you Trace Ayala!

Oh, and I love you, Dutchess. You mean the world to me. Elisha ain't got nuttin' on you. In fact, you are my Elisha. And I'm not just saying that because she's taken. No, you are my Elisha. Only you are my Kristina, because that's your name.

Another hour of 24 just ended, and seriously, this show is as kickass as ever.



BEFORE I GO ON, THE FOLLOWING WILL CONTAIN SPOLIERS FOR THE 5/02/05
EPISODE OF TWENTY FOUR, FOR THOSE OF YOU APT TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THAT,
DONT READ ON AND DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU.



- At one point tonight I literally thought, "when the hell are they
just gonna go ahead and kill off Paul?", boom, ten minutes later, Paul
lies cold and dead on an operating table...

-I dont like the Audrey character, she bugs me. Sarah Winter from 2 seasons ago was WAY better.

-what the hell happened to the sec. of defense? He was around all the time for a lot of episodes, now hes now where to be found.

-Its great to have Dennis Haysbert back in the 24 fold, the dude is
COOL. And Palmer is vastly better then either president we've had this
season, he didnt skip a beat when he gave the order to go in and get
the Chinese citizen whos name I forgot, he doesnt even blink on risky
shit like that. BUT, it does look like that event could have major
effects later on this season.

-wonder if they're even going to bother bringing back Elisha Cutherbert
this season? I really doubt it, the only situation I can see her
showing up in is a post bomb launch emotional about to die kind of
thing.If, and (probably) when she doesnt show up this season, maybe
we'll se her again in season five?After House of Wax under performs
like we all know it will she'll probably need the work. I'll still see
house of wax though, even though it'll probably suck it'll be through
no fault of hers.

-speaking of the bomb, I wonder if they'll drop it? I really dont think
so, because last I heard this isnt the final season, and dropping a
nuke on everybody is more of a series finale kinda thing.

-Curtis is a kickass character as well, hope to see more of him the rest of this season and next year as well.

-I wonder if they'll kill off jack? Again, its not the final season as far as I know, and they wouldnt do that unless the show was ending.
-And besides, Keifer Sutherland is BAD ASS, great actor that man is. If they do kill him off when the show ends, it has to be spectacular.
-I wonder what'll happen when the season ends this time around? I'll bet you on Mia Kirshner's character (the bi-sexual assain way back from season one, who also showed up in the shows only cliff hanger finale when she tried to kill Palmer) showing up again.
-and seriously, I hope nina is DEAD TO STAY. I know twenty four isnt one to jump into territory THAT illogical, but you never know.
-if they do, it would totally diminish the satisfaction of the season where jack finally kills her last season, and that season was literally cheer worthy televison

But either way, this show is great, the best on tv (challenged only in greatness by Nip/Tuck, which is back by septemeber, and Rescue me, which I guess is filming now and should be back by summer) and I cant wait to see what happens next.