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megabyte on August 22, 2005 at 11:48 AM [ Reply ]
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For chrissakes, this is ridiculous. Just because you have difficulty differentiating from literal meaning and implied meaning, you are homophobic, grammatically challenged, and obsessed with sex doesn't mean that you can fill our blog with your meaningless shit comments designed to trigger us. For the record, homagonus is not a word, and homogeneous has nothing to do with homosexuality. The fact is, cunt is a euphamism designed to describe the vagina, and has evolved into a) an empowering statement for women as well as b) an insulting word that can describe women or men. Homosexuality has nothing to do with euphamisms, and everything to do with sexual preference. Since you're confused, I'll help you out a little bit. The thing about blogs is that multiple people can own them. That is what Supervixen and I do, we together own and run Electricunt. Also, the thing about nouns and adjectives is that if they are not diametrically opposed, multiples of either word genres can describe a single object simultaneously. That way, I can be a cunt, a bitch, a lesbo, a nerd, and a smart-ass all at the same time. It's amazing, isn't it? The wonders of the English language
PUSSYPATTER on August 23, 2005 at 3:48 AM [ Reply ]
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*Scratches ass, sniffs finger, Phew! *??
I am just a little puzzled by the reply that is lurking just above my reply here.
*Scratches ass again, doesn’t sniff finger this time! *
I was not talking *written word talk* To, with, nor about this little cretin, however, for some mysterious reason “He”, “She”, “They”, or “It” just had to jump into a conversation that I was having with a dear friend of mine, and interject their two ¢ worth of bad grammar into the mix.
First off, the judgmental little ass ring comes along with it’s sphincter all stretched out of shape from sitting on cucumbers somewhere up north and accuses me of being the very thing’s that “It” is =
>> For chrissakes, this is ridiculous. Just because you have difficulty differentiating from literal meaning and implied meaning, you are homophobic, grammatically challenged, and obsessed with sex <<
Wow! Now that’s what I call “The pot calling the kettle black Boo!”
*checks big book of words*
Seems like there is no such word as “chrissakes” anywhere on record Boo. Even if you had of used an upper case “C” it still wouldn’t be a word.
So there is one of those “grammatical” things that you were just harping about. *that is one*
>> For the record, homagonus is not a word <<
*Patting the educated dumb-assed little fucker on the back, while giggling my ass off! *
You're damn sure right about that shit Boo! It was just something that I made up as I went along to “Jerk You’re Chain!”
Looks like it worked pretty good too Boo, cause it sure got you’re tongue wagging.
>> comments designed to trigger us <<
Shit! You're just so damn easy Boo.
Don't you just hate it when some flipping know it all *like yourself* fucks themselves up with their own words?
So moving right along; we come to =
>> cunt is a euphamism <<
*Goes back to big book of words, grinning! *That’s actually two errors back to back, so that's two & three*
Now this one isn’t so terrible =
>> The fact is, cunt is a <<
That comma doesn’t add anything to the sentence and it should have been left out. *That’s four*
Now here is this again =
>> to do with euphamisms <<
*Goes back to big book of words [again] nope! Still not there* * That’s five*
You kind of lost me with this one Boo, however, I’m putting it in here so that people can see just how stupid you really are =
>> The fact is, cunt is a euphamism designed to describe the vagina, and has evolved into a) an empowering statement for women <<
*there are those same two errors again, back to back, so that's six, and seven*
Maybe you’re mother would feel all “empowered“ if you called her a “cunt” but my mother would slap the snot out of you for having a disrespectful mouth.
Here you really let “you’re genius” shine through Boo =
>> Since you're confused, I'll help you out a little bit. The thing about blogs is that multiple people can own them. That is what Supervixen and I do, we together own and run Electricunt. <<
I’m not a damn bit confused here Boo. Quite the contrary, however, you, on the other hand are “trying to be confusing” to anyone who might be reading you’re dribble.
In all actuality, the thing about blog’s is that “One moron”, such as yourself, can have multiple blog’s, on multiple networks, like say mindsay, and myspace, just like you do Boo!
So having admitted to the world that you are schizo, how many personalities and blogs do you have Boo?
>> That way, I can be a cunt, a bitch, a lesbo, a nerd, and a smart-ass all at the same time. <<
*You seemed to have left out the “Dumb Ass” tag*
And now last, but not least
>> The wonders of the English language. <<
*An incomplete thought, does not a sentence make Boo that’s eight*
Damn Baby! You sure sound like a college student, majoring in English lit or writing no doubt. = You stupid little weasel.
The next time that you feel like fucking with someone out in the public, at least have the fucking forethought to run your manure through a spell/grammar checker before you post it. Bye Boo!
♥ Wendy
Hey megabyte, I see you had the good sense to delete the rest of that shit that you wrote before a lot of people had a chance to read it Boo.
But here is some that you couldn't get to to delete, enjoy. ♥ Wendy
Been sewing up a storm, finishing roman shades, many pillows, aprons, and made a sloper for trousers. If you dont know what a sloper is it is the master pattern that shows the alterations and modifications required on a ready made pattern. once you have one you just adjust any pattern to the sloper and away you go.
I also decided to alter the shape of "Venus"- my duct tape body double sewing form. Jim helped me make her several years ago and what a process it was. wearing only a plastic bag with neck and arm holes in it, he wrapped and countoured my body with duct tape. It was a sweaty hysterical process and when he had me wrapped I couldn't walk or sit. he had to push me over onto the bed so I could lie on my stomach while he used surgical scissors to open the back. By the time he got me out of the trap I was laughing so hard I almost wet my nonexistent panties. Once off it gets stuffed densely with polyester batting and taped closed.
I mounted mine on a three legged plant stand at my height. The cool thing is she is exactly what my body looks like: the same shoulder slope, slightly uneven breasts, tummy bulge- it's uncanny and all ego must be thrown to the wind when you see what your body- albeit in silver duct tape- looks like.
I had to alter Venus because in the last few years the breasts got smaller (thanks to a great surgeon in Birmingham Alabama) and the tummy bigger. But now she looks like me again and I removed her blue jersey tube cover and gave her a very elegant dark green stretch velvet cover. w
When I showed her to Jim he squeezed the breasts, said "Yep! That's you." and asked if I wanted to add a tuft of pubic hair. Men. !!!
Henry is a dummy
With plastic skin
And placid eyes
At five thirty he died
By five thirty one
He was lifted onto the ice bath
We didn’t want to send him
To dummy heaven
If it ever existed
We did compressions
Put his head in ice
And an IV line in his arm
Medications went in
Flowing through his blood
And stopped free radicals
Ice bags around his body
Kept the temperature down
While oxygen
Went into his lungs
Saving the brain
Keeping grey matter fresh
The episode of Mythbusters tonight on SBS has the potential to be one of the fnniest ever.
It is all about the way that those crazy buggers abuse their crash test dummy (AKA 'Buster')
This could be a crack up.
Well looks as if I have alot of typing to catch up on sigh im so lazy about these things. Sigh I really need to customize my theme. These past few days have been pretty good I got to hang with Daphne again thursday we talked a good bit more then last time and got to eat some good food. We also went to the mall to shop for her aunt to get her somthing for her birthday. I was thinking of trying to get Daphne to try on some outfits to model them and see how they looked but she later told me she should've tried on this elephnat dress it kinda reminded me of a 60's hippy style. I dont know why but I need to break my self of going blank when im around her I can think of a hundred things to talk about when im not around her. I guess its just a nervous thing maybe but next time we hang out it'll jsut be me and her so maybe it'll be easier.
Lets see I've got a new job interview soon so hopefully all goes well with that I need a new job gotta have that money especially with a new truck and all and bills ect ect. So looks like things are getting very intresting except for maybe my poor blog I neglect the thing lol.
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