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Stupid White Men
So, it seems people are a bit interested in this election thing. I guess because our current president is a moron and things couldn't get worse. One side has choices between a black dude and a woman, (HA!) and the other has a real, American hero who's mind was liberalized in Vietnam.
All of these potential presidents are trying to appeal to the targeted groups, like rednecks, drug addicts, homos, or the sick, the hungry, and the often overlooked evangelical Christians.
There is one group no one has recognized, and it is they that will decide the election: the Stupid White Man. The Stupid White Man comes from all sorts of backgrounds, from poor to rich. He comes from all over America, from down south, to the western mountains, from the west coast to the east coast. But, mostly they are just rednecks.
The Stupid White Man isn't looking for a handout, he just wants a level playing field. He believes that a level playing field exists naturally, even though it should be obvious that some people have had better opportunities than himself to succeed, while others were much less fortunate. In many cases, he thinks he pays more taxes than he should, even though he uses roads, sends his kids to schools, calls the cops regularly because someone was on his property, and has had breakthrough medical treatments. He works hard for the little money that he has, and thinks that people more successful than himself must be working REALLY hard.
The victimhood syndrome buzzwords — “disenfranchised,” “marginalized” and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with him, but mostly because he's never heard them before, or they are too big for comfort, and he doesn't really think that his opinion counts in general. He has no trust in the government, and doesn't always have money in the bank even though he works hard and lives modestly. “Press ‘one’ for English” is a curse-word to him. So is "education", "liberal" and "homosexual." He’s used to picking up some of the tab, whether it is for the public school who asked him to donate food to their child's party, or for their college education that the government loaned him money for.
He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a “living document. Documents don't "live", stupid! Even though some would say that every written work has more than one meaning, that there is the author's intended meaning, and the reader's interpretation of the work, it is not open to the interpretation of judges who they feel don't do real, manly work.
The Stupid White Man owns firearms, because he is easily scared. He is ready to shoot the first person who steps on his land because stuff is important, and he is more than willing to go overseas and fight to keep the enemy over there, farther away from his land. He is willing to lay down his life if the government, who he normally doesn't trust for anything, says "freedom" enough times. If someone is labeled as the enemy, then they obviously deserve to be shot, and he doesn't mind doing it. There is no need to consider that the enemy is a person, because he is just an <insert ethnic slur>.
The Stupid White Man is not gay, doesn't look gay, and certainly doesn't consider himself a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina... most of them were black. People like him rolled out of there when the black people rolled in. The others got the hell out and left people to drown. People who drown and are victims to natural disasters are stupid.
It doesn't matter what religion he is or what his last name is, as long as he isn't Colored something other than White.
He's a real, macho man, the kind of guy who gambles, is entertained by cars driving in circles, and mounts dead animals to walls. He doesn't mind objectifying women by paying them for a lap dance as long as if wife won't know. He can do things that other people should be able to do, and he sure is proud of himself for it. He coaches sports... the only real contribution to society. And most importantly, he doesn't ask for a penny. Pennies are basically useless unless you want to make exact change or save them in a jar for a few years. He's the kind of guy who will do manual labor for beer and knows enough people just like him that he could put an addition on his house anytime he wanted for cheap beer that tastes like cold urine and water filtered though hay and straw. Nothing else is consumable.
Women probably like him, because he is Stupid, White, and easily manipulated. He doesn't really respect woman very much, but pretends to whenever there is a door around that he can open. That is much easier than the other stuff. Women know he isn't a dishrag because he doesn't resemble one and he never helps with the dishes.
He might be a Republican, and he might be a Democrat that doesn't vote; he might be a Libertarian or a Green, but probably not a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and tries to steer clear of her around "that time of the month". He tries to guide the family, but his wife still handles the finances and important decisions.
He’s not a racist, per say, he just hates when black people act so black.
Most importantly, the Stupid White Man is angry about things. When his job site becomes flooded with Mexicans who don’t speak english, he gets pretty damn angry at them, but if his business could be more competitive by using cheaper labor, he'd totally do that!
When his job gets shipped overseas, he gets pretty angry, too. But he'll still elect a man who kisses the asses of corporations if the man says "freedom" enough. When a black man talks about equality, well he fondly remembers when people lynched them for less and thinks they should be happy now. When a child brings a little knife to school and gets suspended, he thinks the people in education are idiots. When a child bring guns to school and shoots a bunch of people, he quickly defends his 2nd amendment rights so people don't get the idea that guns are bad. People kill People... with guns... and that's OK.
He also votes if he feels like it, and the Stupid White Man loathes Hillary Clinton. Her voice reminds him of his mother and wife, just a bunch of nagging women. He recoils at the mere sight of her on television, because she isn't attractive like Jessica Alba. Her very image disgusts him, because she doesn't dress feminine. He can't imagine why anyone would want a woman as a leader, because they are emotional and irrational. It’s not that she is a woman, it is her smaller brain. It is because she thinks that the poor and the sick are victims. And, as the Stupid White Man knows,victims are stupid.
Her inability to give a straight answer to an honest question is fairly typical of a woman, and he doesn't want his tax dollars going to people who don't help themselves. This is how he sees people who haven't had the benefits of being White and Male, who've been in unfortunate places, who were born dirt poor from a dirt poor family, who go to dirt poor school districts and live in dirt poor neighborhoods. Work harder!
And there are many millions of Stupid White Men. Four million are members of the NRA, and all of them will vote for the guy who claims his opponent is trying to steal their guns! Most of them voted for Bush... twice, and that really says something about a person, doesn't it?
He hopes that Hillary will be the Democratic nominee, because at least she is White. That is half the battle. They are pretty sure that the biggest part of the battle is being male, though, and fear that a young, clean black man would probably beat their liberal excuse for a Republican into the ground with no effort. The prospects of either Democratic nominee being presidents hits them in a spot they don't quite understand, but it makes their blood run cold.
All of these potential presidents are trying to appeal to the targeted groups, like rednecks, drug addicts, homos, or the sick, the hungry, and the often overlooked evangelical Christians.
There is one group no one has recognized, and it is they that will decide the election: the Stupid White Man. The Stupid White Man comes from all sorts of backgrounds, from poor to rich. He comes from all over America, from down south, to the western mountains, from the west coast to the east coast. But, mostly they are just rednecks.
The Stupid White Man isn't looking for a handout, he just wants a level playing field. He believes that a level playing field exists naturally, even though it should be obvious that some people have had better opportunities than himself to succeed, while others were much less fortunate. In many cases, he thinks he pays more taxes than he should, even though he uses roads, sends his kids to schools, calls the cops regularly because someone was on his property, and has had breakthrough medical treatments. He works hard for the little money that he has, and thinks that people more successful than himself must be working REALLY hard.
The victimhood syndrome buzzwords — “disenfranchised,” “marginalized” and “voiceless” — don’t resonate with him, but mostly because he's never heard them before, or they are too big for comfort, and he doesn't really think that his opinion counts in general. He has no trust in the government, and doesn't always have money in the bank even though he works hard and lives modestly. “Press ‘one’ for English” is a curse-word to him. So is "education", "liberal" and "homosexual." He’s used to picking up some of the tab, whether it is for the public school who asked him to donate food to their child's party, or for their college education that the government loaned him money for.
He believes the Constitution is to be interpreted literally, not as a “living document. Documents don't "live", stupid! Even though some would say that every written work has more than one meaning, that there is the author's intended meaning, and the reader's interpretation of the work, it is not open to the interpretation of judges who they feel don't do real, manly work.
The Stupid White Man owns firearms, because he is easily scared. He is ready to shoot the first person who steps on his land because stuff is important, and he is more than willing to go overseas and fight to keep the enemy over there, farther away from his land. He is willing to lay down his life if the government, who he normally doesn't trust for anything, says "freedom" enough times. If someone is labeled as the enemy, then they obviously deserve to be shot, and he doesn't mind doing it. There is no need to consider that the enemy is a person, because he is just an <insert ethnic slur>.
The Stupid White Man is not gay, doesn't look gay, and certainly doesn't consider himself a victim. Nobody like him drowned in Hurricane Katrina... most of them were black. People like him rolled out of there when the black people rolled in. The others got the hell out and left people to drown. People who drown and are victims to natural disasters are stupid.
It doesn't matter what religion he is or what his last name is, as long as he isn't Colored something other than White.
He's a real, macho man, the kind of guy who gambles, is entertained by cars driving in circles, and mounts dead animals to walls. He doesn't mind objectifying women by paying them for a lap dance as long as if wife won't know. He can do things that other people should be able to do, and he sure is proud of himself for it. He coaches sports... the only real contribution to society. And most importantly, he doesn't ask for a penny. Pennies are basically useless unless you want to make exact change or save them in a jar for a few years. He's the kind of guy who will do manual labor for beer and knows enough people just like him that he could put an addition on his house anytime he wanted for cheap beer that tastes like cold urine and water filtered though hay and straw. Nothing else is consumable.
Women probably like him, because he is Stupid, White, and easily manipulated. He doesn't really respect woman very much, but pretends to whenever there is a door around that he can open. That is much easier than the other stuff. Women know he isn't a dishrag because he doesn't resemble one and he never helps with the dishes.
He might be a Republican, and he might be a Democrat that doesn't vote; he might be a Libertarian or a Green, but probably not a Green. He knows that his wife is more emotional than rational, and tries to steer clear of her around "that time of the month". He tries to guide the family, but his wife still handles the finances and important decisions.
He’s not a racist, per say, he just hates when black people act so black.
Most importantly, the Stupid White Man is angry about things. When his job site becomes flooded with Mexicans who don’t speak english, he gets pretty damn angry at them, but if his business could be more competitive by using cheaper labor, he'd totally do that!
When his job gets shipped overseas, he gets pretty angry, too. But he'll still elect a man who kisses the asses of corporations if the man says "freedom" enough. When a black man talks about equality, well he fondly remembers when people lynched them for less and thinks they should be happy now. When a child brings a little knife to school and gets suspended, he thinks the people in education are idiots. When a child bring guns to school and shoots a bunch of people, he quickly defends his 2nd amendment rights so people don't get the idea that guns are bad. People kill People... with guns... and that's OK.
He also votes if he feels like it, and the Stupid White Man loathes Hillary Clinton. Her voice reminds him of his mother and wife, just a bunch of nagging women. He recoils at the mere sight of her on television, because she isn't attractive like Jessica Alba. Her very image disgusts him, because she doesn't dress feminine. He can't imagine why anyone would want a woman as a leader, because they are emotional and irrational. It’s not that she is a woman, it is her smaller brain. It is because she thinks that the poor and the sick are victims. And, as the Stupid White Man knows,victims are stupid.
Her inability to give a straight answer to an honest question is fairly typical of a woman, and he doesn't want his tax dollars going to people who don't help themselves. This is how he sees people who haven't had the benefits of being White and Male, who've been in unfortunate places, who were born dirt poor from a dirt poor family, who go to dirt poor school districts and live in dirt poor neighborhoods. Work harder!
And there are many millions of Stupid White Men. Four million are members of the NRA, and all of them will vote for the guy who claims his opponent is trying to steal their guns! Most of them voted for Bush... twice, and that really says something about a person, doesn't it?
He hopes that Hillary will be the Democratic nominee, because at least she is White. That is half the battle. They are pretty sure that the biggest part of the battle is being male, though, and fear that a young, clean black man would probably beat their liberal excuse for a Republican into the ground with no effort. The prospects of either Democratic nominee being presidents hits them in a spot they don't quite understand, but it makes their blood run cold.
."It'll be as good as new... And I won't burn it down this time."
.Inspired by one of the most recent entries of Miss Wendy, or PUSSYPATTER , about the evils of the muslim population, I've decided to voice my own opinion about the undesirables reeking havoc in this great and truly perfect land of America. You were right Wendy. The muslims do have to go. But there are others that must go as well. These are the people who dishonor the name of the great red, white and blue and take the pride away from senile veterans. These are the untouchables. Those no true American would ever want to cast their gaze upon.
.First, we should kick out the homosexuals. They're so disgusting. They'll give us all AIDS and rape our sons on boy scout trips. All they care about is sex and drugs. If they won't let us fix them with shock therapy, why not just kick them out? Then they won't be here to influence our own children into choosing such a lowly path. Because it IS a choice.
.Then we should boot the Asians. Sure, they did a great job working slave labor on the trains in the 1800s, but since then they've caused nothing but trouble. They poison us with MSG. Their relatives take our jobs overseas. And, honestly, I'm always afraid they're going to take my imaginary daughter and put her in the white slave trade. To think... white slaves. How ludicrous! And, like grandpa says, we should blame all Asians for the Pearl Harbor disaster, because they're really all the same.
.After the Asians, those darn blacks have to go. They commit all of the crimes in America. The news tells me they do, so it must be true! I've started paying my water bill online so I didn't have to go near their part of town. I swear, I can't drive over there without hearing that rap music. That's all those blacks listen to. Nothing but a bunch of hoodlums. Everyone knows that.
.After the colored people, the jews are next. Oh the jews... first they killed Jesus, then they gyp me in the furniture store. What cheapskates... They have so much money piled away, yet never give to the poor. I feel dirty just standing next to them. Most problems in the world can be blamed on the jews. If only they would turn from their sinful ways and become good Christians. It's the American way.
.After those Jesus killers, the Mexicans must leave. They're all here illegally, you know. Every last one of them. They're taking our jobs! Of course, they're the jobs none of us really want. But I want a chance to reject that occupation before they take the opportunity away from me! I feel like I need to be bilingual to get my house cleaned or my lawn mowed.
.Speaking of immigrants, all other immigrants are nuisances as well. I want to be able to ride in a cab or purchase a fluoroide-full bottle of water from the local quickie mart without the need of a translator. It's thoroughly irritating.
.As far as irritants go, liberals are just that. Why should people be open-minded? Why would anyone want to think for themselves or make their own decisions? Freedom of religion? Separation of Church and State!? Apparently they didn't realize that America is a Christian theocracy with the president as head of The Church. Silly liberals. So uninformed. They're just a bunch of godless hippies who do nothing but drugs and eachother.
.Really, I'm trying hard to remember everyone that should be evicted from the country. I said the blacks didn't I? Good. They really need to go. And Marilyn Manson. And prostitutes. And Mormons. And women who wear white after Labor Day... or brown and black anytime. And Margie, the president of my imaginary son's school's PTA. And... let's see... you. Yes. Above everyone else, you must go.
.The Americans are coming for you.
.Watch out.
.First, we should kick out the homosexuals. They're so disgusting. They'll give us all AIDS and rape our sons on boy scout trips. All they care about is sex and drugs. If they won't let us fix them with shock therapy, why not just kick them out? Then they won't be here to influence our own children into choosing such a lowly path. Because it IS a choice.
.Then we should boot the Asians. Sure, they did a great job working slave labor on the trains in the 1800s, but since then they've caused nothing but trouble. They poison us with MSG. Their relatives take our jobs overseas. And, honestly, I'm always afraid they're going to take my imaginary daughter and put her in the white slave trade. To think... white slaves. How ludicrous! And, like grandpa says, we should blame all Asians for the Pearl Harbor disaster, because they're really all the same.
.After the Asians, those darn blacks have to go. They commit all of the crimes in America. The news tells me they do, so it must be true! I've started paying my water bill online so I didn't have to go near their part of town. I swear, I can't drive over there without hearing that rap music. That's all those blacks listen to. Nothing but a bunch of hoodlums. Everyone knows that.
.After the colored people, the jews are next. Oh the jews... first they killed Jesus, then they gyp me in the furniture store. What cheapskates... They have so much money piled away, yet never give to the poor. I feel dirty just standing next to them. Most problems in the world can be blamed on the jews. If only they would turn from their sinful ways and become good Christians. It's the American way.
.After those Jesus killers, the Mexicans must leave. They're all here illegally, you know. Every last one of them. They're taking our jobs! Of course, they're the jobs none of us really want. But I want a chance to reject that occupation before they take the opportunity away from me! I feel like I need to be bilingual to get my house cleaned or my lawn mowed.
.Speaking of immigrants, all other immigrants are nuisances as well. I want to be able to ride in a cab or purchase a fluoroide-full bottle of water from the local quickie mart without the need of a translator. It's thoroughly irritating.
.As far as irritants go, liberals are just that. Why should people be open-minded? Why would anyone want to think for themselves or make their own decisions? Freedom of religion? Separation of Church and State!? Apparently they didn't realize that America is a Christian theocracy with the president as head of The Church. Silly liberals. So uninformed. They're just a bunch of godless hippies who do nothing but drugs and eachother.
.Really, I'm trying hard to remember everyone that should be evicted from the country. I said the blacks didn't I? Good. They really need to go. And Marilyn Manson. And prostitutes. And Mormons. And women who wear white after Labor Day... or brown and black anytime. And Margie, the president of my imaginary son's school's PTA. And... let's see... you. Yes. Above everyone else, you must go.
.The Americans are coming for you.
.Watch out.
holy mother of diety!
I just witnessed the scariest thing in my life...this guy was in a hurry to run the yellow light and keep going on 169 and 81 and he pulled out in his little rice burner honda civic and got blasted by a big Yukon...flipped, rolled, and landed back upright cause the yukon for some reason hadn't registered he'd hit the car and just kept going or somthing....the Yukon was probably going 60 seeing as the limit is 55 and he hadn't slowed down while the light was red...on 169 in the morning before they get all kittywompus from emergency vehicles passing through and people crossing the crosswalks you can time the lights so if you stay at the same speed going through you can hit them all perfectly and I just know this is what the guy must have been doing...dumb ass...he got out and was screaming "I'm going to hell. I'm going to hell" over and over again as he ran to this car which now looks like a kicked around dr.pepper can (going by color) and amazingly the guy inside didn't have a scratch on him. I had pulled over to the side and had called 911 along with a couple other people and soon the cops and an ambulance where there...
gah...this is why I never try to make the yellow lights unless I'm 5 feet from the white line when they turn yellow...to many people I know have gotten into accidents...scary bullshit...I hate driving.
gah...this is why I never try to make the yellow lights unless I'm 5 feet from the white line when they turn yellow...to many people I know have gotten into accidents...scary bullshit...I hate driving.
People are idiots...
So, a while ago, my roommate had this girlfriend. The whole time they were together (like 2 months) she asked me about my tattoos, where I got them, why I got them, how much they cost, etc. She wanted one.
There are 2 kinds of tattoos that I can not stand:
~ Butterflies
~ Asian Characters (unless you're asian)
Of course, when I looked at her myspace page yesterday she had a picture of her new tattoo. It's a butterfly. A giant blue butterfly on the outside of her right ankle. It's probably the size of a softball. Fucking idiot.
Today I read online :
"The tattoo-removal business is booming, according to a May Fox News report that highlights dissatisfaction with formerly trendy Chinese-language tats that were often either mistranslated as nonsense ("blood and guts" translated as "blood and intestines") or were actually jokes pulled on people too cool for their own good (such as Chinese words for "gullible white boy"). A removal service in Beverly Hills, Calif., said it takes off at least seven Asian tattoos a week."
How dumb can people be?
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