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I would have to believe there's something behind that line of thinking; THERE ARE SO MANY SETS OF TWINS AT MY SCHOOL.  MAN ALIVE.

This realization really hit me yesterday, when I was stopped and FINALLY saw these 2 girls side-by-side.  I was recently told they were twins. I did not know they both existed, and thought I just kept messing up this one girl's name (Kara/Kayla) because there was another girl who looked a lot like her.  WELL, they were both loitering in the hallway after school yesterday, and we got to talking, and they asked me if they could call me Emily (and I okayed it because I would actually prefer it) - Kara was like 'OMG, I LOVE THAT NAME!' as though it were anything special/non-common.  ANYWAY, I asked for some tips of telling them apart, and I was told 'Kayla has glasses for everything, and Kara only has glasses while she's reading'.  I could TRY to say one's in Ali's class and one is in Denise's, but that doesn't really work.
So today after school as I was holding the door at dismissal, I called "Goodbye, Kara" to the one without glasses on.  That was my tell, right?
NOPE.  It was Kayla; 5th graders are tricky.

Then, a boy walked past in the stream of exiting monsters.  "I called, 'Goodbye, Bryce!' because he always says hi to me, and I got a strange look back.  And I turned to Philip who was holding the other door and said, 'that's not Bryce, is it?' and he said 'nope, that's Alec (??)'.  And I commented how they look a lot alike and he says, 'yeah well, they're twins'.  NO WONDER SOMETIMES BRYCE SAYS HI AND SOMETIMES HE ACTS LIKE HE DOESN'T KNOW ME - HE'S NOT BRYCE!  DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Em.  DUH.

But besides those two, there are a set of twins in 4th grade, at least 4 sets in third grade, and I've seen other doubles in the lower grades.  PS, the school's only about 350 kids big.

I guess...drink the local water if you're looking for multiple births?

So, I was all excited for Daylight Savings Time because it would be lighter in the morning.  And it is, I was right.
However, I stupidly forgot that by getting light earlier...it also gets darker earlier.
How do you forget that?

In other news :
- I stayed up MAD late last night studying for a quiz today on TWO chapters (almost 80 pages) after my professor answered my email that it was true.  Mad late, took all the practice quizzes, etcetera etcetera.  Pretty upset that she got back to us so late..and really, I was the only one who asked, so I bet mad other people ('mad' has apparently become my adjective of choice) didn't think to study even ONE chapter, let alone 2.
Well, doesn't matter anyway, because apparently, she canceled class.  Got all the way there, and there was a tiny slip of paper on both doors saying our class was canceled.
fuckinga, man.  Really?!?  REAAAAAAAAALLY?  Also, don't we have a giant project due next week?  Are you gonna keep that event though we have NEVER discussed it?  Not once?
- I got an email from Allegra saying the family wants to meet me!  Which is kind of like making it to 'Round 2' of an interview process.  I meet them Friday at 5.
- I went shoe shopping because the only pair of dress shoes I owned...was in the suitcase somebody walked off with on Halloween (see previous entry).  I hate shopping, and I don't care for shoes, but I got what I went for, black flats, and I am happy.  Then I realized all 4 pieces of make-up I owned were similarly in the suitcase (along with the one article of pink clothing I owned...damn), and blew money replacing them, too.  But expensively, because I'm pretty stupid.  Got some pleasure that the make-up expert at Sephora had no cure-all for my black-under eyes...and then realized 'oh, that just means I'm PRETTY severely deformed'.
- My apple today was DELICIOUS.
- BeneFiber really IS flavorless...bit of an after taste, but it's not bad. 
- Songs that have been stuck in my head lately include :::: "Head Full of Doubt" (Avett Brothers), "I Write Sins, not Tragedies" (P!@TD), "Allentown" (Billy Joel),  "Me & My Shadow/My Shadow and Me" (The Chairman of the Board ft. Sammy Davis Jr.), "Cum on Everybody" (Eminem), "Popular" (Wicked), "Wolves in Wolves Clothing" (NOFX), "I Wanna Dance with Somebody" (Whitney), and "Both Hands" (Ani DiFranco).  Send me a message if you want me to tell you the other million songs that have been bouncing around the vacant lot above my shoulders lately.
- Everything related to Ben Folds is wonderful.  Period.
- The same is to be said of Jimmy Eat World.
- We're having hamburgers for dinner tonight and I HATE hamburgers - about once a year I get a craving for them, and usually that's when my iron is so low the guy trying to take my blood asks me how I'm alive right now (serious - that's happened TWICE).  Tonight is not one of those nights so...boo, hamburgers.
- My heel hurts.
- I want everyone to have pleasant Tuesday nights/happy the next few days.  Please do :)

Oh I am such a dork,

While brushing my teeth this morning, I realized I forgot to take the money out of the cash register while I was closing the store last night

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I"m fucking retardeddddddddddddddddddddd

At least I remembered to set the alarm!

I texted Ant and he said "I didn't get a call from the cops so it should all still be there."

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megabyte on August 22, 2005 at 11:48 AM                                      [ Reply ]

 

 

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For chrissakes, this is ridiculous. Just because you have difficulty differentiating from literal meaning and implied meaning, you are homophobic, grammatically challenged, and obsessed with sex doesn't mean that you can fill our blog with your meaningless shit comments designed to trigger us. For the record, homagonus is not a word, and homogeneous has nothing to do with homosexuality. The fact is, cunt is a euphamism designed to describe the vagina, and has evolved into a) an empowering statement for women as well as b) an insulting word that can describe women or men. Homosexuality has nothing to do with euphamisms, and everything to do with sexual preference. Since you're confused, I'll help you out a little bit. The thing about blogs is that multiple people can own them. That is what Supervixen and I do, we together own and run Electricunt. Also, the thing about nouns and adjectives is that if they are not diametrically opposed, multiples of either word genres can describe a single object simultaneously. That way, I can be a cunt, a bitch, a lesbo, a nerd, and a smart-ass all at the same time. It's amazing, isn't it? The wonders of the English language

       PUSSYPATTER on August 23, 2005 at 3:48 AM                               [ Reply ]

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*Scratches ass, sniffs finger, Phew! *??

I am just a little puzzled by the reply that is lurking just above my reply here.

 

*Scratches ass again, doesn’t sniff finger this time! *

 

I was not talking *written word talk* To, with, nor about this little cretin, however, for some mysterious reason “He”, “She”, “They”, or “It” just had to jump into a conversation that I was having with a dear friend of mine, and interject their two ¢ worth of bad grammar into the mix.

 

First off, the judgmental little ass ring comes along with it’s sphincter all stretched out of shape from sitting on cucumbers somewhere up north and accuses me of being the very thing’s that “It” is =

 

>> For chrissakes, this is ridiculous. Just because you have difficulty differentiating from literal meaning and implied meaning, you are homophobic, grammatically challenged, and obsessed with sex << 

 

Wow! Now that’s what I call “The pot calling the kettle black Boo!”

 

*checks big book of words*

 

Seems like there is no such word as “chrissakes” anywhere on record Boo. Even if you had of used an upper case “C” it still wouldn’t be a word.

 

So there is one of those “grammatical” things that you were just harping about. *that is one*

 

>> For the record, homagonus is not a word <<

 

*Patting the educated dumb-assed little fucker on the back, while giggling my ass off! *

 

You're damn sure right about that shit Boo! It was just something that I made up as I went along to “Jerk You’re Chain!”

Looks like it worked pretty good too Boo, cause it sure got you’re tongue wagging.

 

>> comments designed to trigger us <<

 

Shit! You're just so damn easy Boo.

Don't you just hate it when some flipping know it all *like yourself* fucks themselves up with their own words?

 

So moving right along; we come to =

 

>> cunt is a euphamism <<

 

*Goes back to big book of words, grinning! *That’s actually two errors back to back, so that's two & three*

 

Now this one isn’t so terrible =

 

>> The fact is, cunt is a <<

 

That comma doesn’t add anything to the sentence and it should have been left out. *That’s four*

 

Now here is this again =

 

>> to do with euphamisms <<

 

*Goes back to big book of words [again] nope! Still not there* * That’s five*

 

You kind of lost me with this one Boo, however, I’m putting it in here so that people can see just how stupid you really are =

 

>> The fact is, cunt is a euphamism designed to describe the vagina, and has evolved into a) an empowering statement for women <<

 

*there are those same two errors again, back to back, so that's six, and seven*

 

Maybe you’re mother would feel all “empowered“ if you called her a “cunt” but my mother would slap the snot out of you for having a disrespectful mouth.

 

Here you really let “you’re genius” shine through Boo =

 

>> Since you're confused, I'll help you out a little bit. The thing about blogs is that multiple people can own them. That is what Supervixen and I do, we together own and run Electricunt. <<

 

I’m not a damn bit confused here Boo. Quite the contrary, however, you, on the other hand are “trying to be confusing” to anyone who might be reading you’re dribble.

 

In all actuality, the thing about blog’s is that “One moron”, such as yourself, can have multiple blog’s, on multiple networks, like say mindsay, and myspace, just like you do Boo!

 

So having admitted to the world that you are schizo, how many personalities and blogs do you have Boo?

 

>> That way, I can be a cunt, a bitch, a lesbo, a nerd, and a smart-ass all at the same time. <<

 

*You seemed to have left out the “Dumb Ass” tag*

 

And now last, but not least

 

>> The wonders of the English language. <<

 

*An incomplete thought, does not a sentence make Boo that’s eight*

 

Damn Baby! You sure sound like a college student, majoring in English lit or writing no doubt. = You stupid little weasel.

 

The next time that you feel like fucking with someone out in the public, at least have the fucking forethought to run your manure through a spell/grammar checker before you post it. Bye Boo!

 

♥ Wendy

 

Hey megabyte, I see you had the good sense to delete the rest of that shit that you wrote before a lot of people had a chance to read it Boo.

 

But here is some that you couldn't get to to delete, enjoy. ♥ Wendy