52 year old Jo Ellen Nolan, of Akron, OH, was recently laid off from her job so in order to make some cash to pay her bills, Jo Ann decided to become a stripper. I'll give you a second to re-read that sentence and no that is not a typo on her age. She is indeed attempting to become a stripper at 52 years old. I find it a bit hard to believe myself. So anyway Jo Ann got hired at the swanky Club 1245 (where evidently only the most experienced ecdysiasts are allowed to practice their ancient artform) and on her first day of work, before she even had a chance to jiggle her saggy tube socks for spare change even, she gets beat down by a co-worker! It seems that the other stripper , named Beautiful and reported to be in her 40's (what the hell kind of strip club is this!?!?!), felt so threatened by the devastating beauty that is Jo Ann Nolan that she went apeshit and began to beat Jo Ann all about the cranial region with her stripper shoes. And what is funny is that reportedly Beauty wasn't the only dancer feeling threatened by Jo Ann's presence, all of the girls working that day were pissed but Beautiful was the only one who felt the need to open a can of whoop ass over it. What have been saying all along about daytime strippers? So let's just imagine what the median age of the gals at Club 1245 must be that they feel threatened by a 52 year old who (no offense to Jo Ann) looks about ten years older than her actual age. Let's be honest...Jo Ann looks like she has been rode hard and hung wet quite a few times in her life, people. She is a Bea Arthur 52 not a Raquel Welch 52 if ya get my meaning. This economy needs to get turned around because the next step down from Club 1245 has to be granny porn.
