Have you ever sat at the table eating, and by accident grabbed a condiment such as ketchup, or hot sauce, or even the salt, thinking it was your beverage? You realize at the last second, wait a minute, that would have sucked, and then you get your cup. Well if it hasn’t happened to you, I want you to picture what that would be like.
This morning, I get my toothbrush and apply the toothpaste, going through the morning routine in a sleepy stupor. Next thing I know, I give it a good swipe in the armpit. Yep, did the deodorant routine with the toothbrush. Felt so weird and so gross at the same time. Not the coolest way to start the day, if I do say so myself.
I do however feel a bit of luck, because I think it would have been a lot worse if I had completed that activity in reverse, giving myself the worst case of dry mouth in the world. Nice Ocean Breeze breath for 24 hours though…
