Dane Cook @ MindSay

To the best of my knowledge, Dane Cook is neither dead nor age 34. I just haven't had a top blog in a while. Couldn't resist.

This exchange occured betwee me, and my friend, who is an atheist.

 

Him: *Loud, very sudden sneeze*

 

Me: "...God bless you."

 

 

 

If you've seen Dane Cook, you'll realize why we both started cracking up after this.

So tonight after work Candace and I went over to my buddy Jared's house to kick back a few coronas and watch employee of the month with Dane Cook. We watched it in his room cuz his roomates were hogging the livingroom, but b4 I get 2 far ahead of myself let me start from the beginning.....

 

.....................When we arrived at Jared's she was complaining of getting a wedgie from her bike seat. What does she do? She unbuttons and unzips her pants and pulls it out....can't say I blame her I prolly would have done the same. I was like Candace......what r u doing?

 

What you can't see anything, and she then pulls her panties down a little and show me her red star tattoos, I was like wow.....I won't deny it....I fought the urge to jump her bones right there in the front yard.....lol....but back to where I was b4.

 

We were in Jared's room, he let us lay on his bed and he grabbed the chair. She and I were....well....spooning for lack of a better term, and while we were watching the movie she fell asleep in my arms......How cute is that? Tell me thats not cute. I tell u...kissing her ear wakes her up......lol

This dude's woman voice cracks me up. "They're jealoussss" 

Just out of curiosity, when having a Weep-A-Thon how many of you actually watch yourself in the mirror?

hey, its a clever title, if I do say so myself ^^

Alright so, anyway, back to the point of this blog. I mentioned to a few people and actually reposted the bullitin on myspace O.o Dane Cook was nominated on Time Magazine's 100 most influential people of 2007 and i voted a good number of times before I went through the rest of the people there...I'm sorry to say as soon as I saw Stephen Colbert from the The Colbert Report there I voted like a gazillion times v.v sorry Dane!!! But yea, the polls are closed and the results are in!!!

coming in number 1 is Rain, a South Korea native pop and R&B singer

number two is Stephen Colbert who stated on his show like...tuesday or something that he has a personal vendetta against Rain for beating him out and invited him on his show...I expect Rain might because he isnt a big hit in the US yet.

third, unbelievably is Sanjaya Malakar v.v im stunned i dont even have something to say for him

and in fourth is Dane Cook ^-^ at least he's in the top five!

and to wrap up the top five is Sidney Crosby, a 19 year old NHL player! heehee take that, sport fans who dont like hockey!! HAHAHAH!! *cheesy smile* bwahah!

Check out the rest of the list:

http://www.time.com/time/specials/2007/time100walkup/article/0,28804,1611030_1612457,00.html

 

another thing, i wanna say Ciao to The Sopranos, what a crappy end it was >,<

And i just realized I never did a Random Crissy Facts thing, did I? Might as well start now, hm?

1. When I watch a movie I have to sit there and analyze how much sense it makes
2. doing said thing can make me hate the movie
3. or a certain character
4. I have an obession with reading, no joke
5. If i read a series of books i make sure i know when the next one comes out if i like it
6. Quizilla is an awesome site which i am usually found reading stories on ^-^
7. I am an english freak, ask anyone in my family, I correct them all the time.
8. I joke about rape but its not funny
9. when i blow out a candle i stick my fingers in the hot wax and let it harden again ^^
10. I LOVE music ^-^
11. When I hear someone went to go meet someone that they met online and got hurt, i laugh
12. then i feel really bad
13. but then i feel better by reminding myself they were stupid and its survivel of the fittest
14. then i feel bad again
15. I play video games but not enough to call myself a gamer
16. Jeopardy is pretty much a nightly thing in my house
17. I think the 'Family Bussiness' Carche is a waste of time, efforts and money
18. i've never been to a concert
19. or a hockey game for that matter
20. I watched the Scripp's Spelling Bee this year
21. and i rooted for the Canadian boy! Hah!
22. i name random objects
23. Mp3 player- Itachi
24. celly- Uryu
25. GB sp- Mikey
26. bed- Howl
27. bear socks- leftie n rightie
28. stuffed orca from my childhood- Danny
29. my cousin Travis threw Danny out a 5 story window v.v I cried
30. I'm upset that I havent thought of a sutible name for my DS
31. I can turn pretty much anything perverted
32. i love Pirates
33. but i also support Ninjas ^-^
34. I love red headed anime characters
35. and in the real world: blondes
36. I usually fall for tha bad guys in
37. movies
38. animes
39. books
40. shows
41. I LOVE APPLES!!!
42. Yaoi is awesome!
43. I need to go to Taco Bell with Christy and get a quesadilla
44. According to Christy " U have a broad vocabulary but solve everything with "fuck""
45. and " u need to get laid"
46. I know Matt would love to help me there
47. but the answer is still "no" Matt
48. Ani reminded me vividly of Matt in SW2 Attack of the Clones during the moments he was with Padme
49. I think Ewan McGregor is hotter than Johnny Depp!! OMG!!
50. When im on the lunch line its never because i want to
51. I'm a hopeless romantic at heart
52. I belive in ghosts and the afterlife
53. I also think theres a scientific solution for almost everything
54. Kids are starting too early with sex these days
55. I have a shoe fetish, not feet ><
56. I think Dead Baby jokes are funny
57. I hate clingy people
58. I label myself a bitch
59. Poetry is awesome
60. I constantly crave the Java Bean's Moccachinos ^^
61. I like Musicals and its music
62. I've never seen a broadway show but i sing random Broadway songs
63. im done for now lol