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My Life - Doing Stupid Things

Did you ever do something so stupid you just knew someone saw it? Like tonight, as I was going back to my car after doing the grocery shopping (homo-domesticus) and found a parking inspector going through the carpark like a brown and tan shark.

 

 I rushed to my car, knowing I had scant seconds ( I Finally get to use the word scant - Huzzah!) to get to the "Black Panzer"  before the time on my paid parking ticket expired. I hefted my shopping bags and ran ... ok, shambled quickly. I got there just as he was approaching and looked onto my dashboard. The ticket read exp: 18:24  it was 18:17 by my watch - I win!

 

 With a sigh of relief I got into the car, having put the grocery bags in the boot (trunk for our american friends), then I looked up and saw the sign above me. My heart sank and I looked about me to see who had also noticed. There was only the parking-shark with a grin, looking at me a few cars away.

 

 The sign read: "Free parking at any time" 

 

 I hate that.

 
 
   
 

PREMIERE of... THE D'OH C!!

Welcome.. Welcome all to my premiere of the « D’OH C » the newly thought of « blogshow » or « blogivision episodes », where I’ll be writing a little episode a day on my life say every day, mixed in with a bit of fiction for entertainment purposes…

 

I now present you with….

 

THE D’OH C

(usually rated 13+, not as violent as it’s brother version the “OC”)

 

The scene sets.. in a dimly lit hallway…a dimly lit school hallway as teenagers yell “hi’s “ and “bye”’s to each other. No one is left, but Gloria and Sally. They are discussing upon a dark subject… math

 

Sally: “Radical??? What happens when you simplfy it:?”

 

Gloria: “Well you divide it by a prime number, usually 2 being easiest… After that, you pair em up, times em together.. and voila ..”

 

Sally: what if there’s one left?

 

Gloria: “Well that’s a loner. Stays inside.”

 

Sally: “A loner??”

 

Gloria: “Yes, just like you”

 

 

Please come back again, or add me as a friend for a daily dose of the “D’OH C” J

 
 
 

   
Confused
My body rarely lets me sleep in.  "Sleeping in" on the weekend usually means that I get up at 7:30 instead of 6, and without an alarm.

That being said, why was I able to sleep twelve (yes, twelve!!) hours at Gregory's house on Saturday/Sunday?

PS - why do my fingers always want to add an 'r' to the end of twelver?

D'oh!
 
 
   
 

AHHHHH, SCREW YOU GUYS!

OK, well, yesterday, I came to this internet cafe thing to check emails and stuff.  Updated my blog below (nothing interesting).  Well, guess what you fuckers did...YOU MADE ME GET A PARKING TICKET! BASTARDS! I parked across the street and it ends up being paid parking where you pay and get a ticket and put it on your dash...yeh.  I didn't see any sign or anything! ARG! Well, the ticket was for only $70, so not too bad.  Now I'm gonna use some popular catch phrases to explain my pain....lol.

"I hate you guys." - Cartman (South Park)

"Damn you all!" - Stewie (Family Guy)

"D'oh!" - Homer (Simpsons)

"I will gut you like a fish." - Ghost Face (killer off Scream)

....Yes...and let this be a lesson to you!  I'll be back Friday (or Saturday)....update big then.   Ummmmm....woo!

 
 
 

 
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