Cruise Line @ MindSay 
cruise ship tycoon
[by phone]
R: So you're with Tom Cruise?
KH: Yes, aren't I the luckiest girl in the world?!
R: I don't know, isn't he gay?
KH: NO! You are sadly mistaken. I know the wonderful truth, firsthand.
R: Please don't go into detail. But you don't really want lesbian rumors going on about you, do you?
KH: Oh no. Can't everyone tell how straight I am? Besides, I've been in love with Tom Cruise since I was a little girl.
R: Right, I read that. "Psycho Fan Makes Good."
KH: Oh no. I'm not a psycho fan. The best part is how I worked so hard to get where I am now. This was all in my plan to someday marry Tom Cruise.
R: Whoa whoa whoa, slow down! You aren't married yet.
KH: Well, gosh, no, but we will be. Exclamation mark! [sic]
R: Um ok. so tell me, no interference from Nic?
KH: Who?
R: Um, I'm assuming since you're a psycho Tom Cruise fan you've seen Far and Away and Eyes Wide Shut.
KH: Ohhhhh, you mean Nicooooole. His EX. Emphasis on the word EX. you know what I mean?
R: I heard that the reason Tom & Penelope Cruz broke up was because he was still over-friendly with Nic. I mean Nicole.
KH: Yeah, I mean you know they have to have a reason to tell the newspapers and mags and stuff, but really, I haven't even met Nic yet.
R: So when Nic comes into the pic will you get jealous? What if you're afraid he likes her more than you.
KH: Oh no no no, you don't understand. Nicole will never stand in the way of our love. I mean Tom would never like even call Nicole.
[background noise]
KH (to Tom): Honey, who is that on the phone? (to R) uh huh, excuse me, he was just talking to his mother.
R: I would check the number to make sure it's not his ex if you know what I mean.
KH: Penelope? No, he doesn't talk to her. She has the HOT Matthew McConaghey.
R: No, I mean he's probably talking to Nicole.
KH: Oh my gosh, like why would he do that?
R: So I have a couple more questions.
KH (to Tom): Oh that's so cute, I like how you kissed your mom over the phone. But that kinda was too drooly for your momma, wasn't it?
R: Um, Katie, I just wanted to ask about when you were 40, and he was 60.
KH: OHhh gross, I didn't think about that. Well, you know, right off the bat, I mean I think that you know, that um, well, let's see. ok? By then, Demi will probably be 60. and then Ashton will probably be tired of her, so maybe I can hook up with Ashton and I can leave Tom and it'll be all good. We'll have had a nice, happy marriage and he'll die or I'll like divorce him. I mean it will be sad to see him go, but it'll be sadder to see him grow old.
R: Uh, I see. Well thank you it was nice talking to you.
KH (to Tom): What the @#*&?! That wasn't your mother? That was Nicole!!! You no good mother*#(@&$* son of a #*$& you $*(*##
[Phone line goes dead]
THE END
It was a day of just doing nothing but lazing by a pool. Afternoon pool party and bbq was lotsa fun. I found myself a raft and quite a few marguaritas too. :) Good thing that blender is industrial cause it sure got a workout. Skin is a little pink from the sun but not burned...I have a healthy glow now...:)
Second pool party in the evening with more friends ending with an hour of fireworks. I didn't swim this time but instead sat on the side of the pool, feet dangling in the water for at least an hour watching a gorgeous sunset and then seeing the cresent moon appear and the first star (I always wish upon the first start I see in the sky at night). This fireworks show was good...put on by two fireman....pyrotechs for sure..lol....and they even made their own taped music for the fireworks (no way was it coordinated but it was good anyway). They played this old Tommy James & the Shondels song also done by R.E.M. in Austin Powers which I had not heard in a long time ...Dragging the Line..just makes me wanna dance. :D
Makin' a livin' the old hard way
Takin' and givin' by day by day
I dig snow and rain and the bright sunshine
Draggin' The Line
My dog Sam eats purple flowers
Ain't got much, but what we got's ours
We dig snow and rain and the bright sunshine
Draggin' The Line
(Draggin' The Line)
Draggin' The Line
(Draggin' The Line)
I feel fine, I'm talkin' 'bout peace of mind
I'm gonna take my time, I'm gettin' the good sign
Draggin' The Line
(Draggin' The Line)
Draggin; The Line
(Draggin' The Line)
Lovin' the free and feelin spirt of
hugging a tree when you get near it
Diggin' snow and rain and the bright sunshine.
Draggin' The Line
(Draggin' The Line)
Draggin' The Line
(Draggin' The Line)
update:
This was originally done by Tommy James and the Shondels....forgot to mention that so I''ve made the correction above. lol. R.E.M. did it in Austin Powers.
despite the horrible (typical) melbourne weather we had today, i went on an OH cruise down to maroondah dam!
Started off nice and early at glenny, around 11.00aM! I'd noticed whilst lying in bed that it was raining so i was about to say, 'fek this' and remain in bed. But alas i had told a few people i was goin so i dragged myself out of bed :P. To my delight and suprise the weather was actually a little sunny outside... the road looked to be drying up!
At glenny we had the following cars:
2 del sols
2 turbo civics
4 type r's
1 jazz
1 accord and 1 civic
the cruise up to maroondah dam was just all the way down maroondah hwy... it is pretty far but fairly relaxing... one thing i was missing was a RACE QUEEN!! *cries* haha
shortly after we arrived at our destination the good ol shitty melb weather kicked right back in and gave us and our cars a nice little shower. It's really interesting to have a bbq whilst standing in the rain. I was starvin and quickly scavanged food off the bbq :P
Couple hours later and we decided to head off and take some fotos... (i'll put some pictures up when my friend uploads em...) so we start cruisin back... it had stopped raining a while ago at this point. Once we finally made it back to some recognisable suburbs (ie. ringwood) we stopped at this place to take fotos... and it once again started pissing down. I got drenched... more so than everyone else for some reason. My jacket absorbed all the water... but i was still dry inside thankfully :)
All in all it was good to get out and about and not have sat at home doin nothin... i just got home about an hour ago and gave my dog a bath... now i think i'll take a steaming hot shower. :D
here's a pic... as promised! CLICK!!!
For my Marketing class, we need to find an advertisement for a cruise line. I looked through magazines, went to the library and couldn't find one. Surfed the web and tried to get some pop-ups to well, pop-up and couldn't find one. So now I'm sitting here, a little bit stressed out. Anybody have any ideas?
UPDATE: I've been IMing with one of my sorority sisters and presented her with my problem. She told me that her mom has tons of magazines- she's going to go look, take a picture with her digital camera and send it to me if she can find one. But I don't know if she'll find one, so...
ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS?
