Contestants @ MindSay

For many reasons the fastest growing demographic on the internet today is freelance moms and frugal shoppers. These people also like contests and internet marketers have learned that contests are a great way to harvest a lot of email addresses and build a benevolent brand.

So the number of online contests available to consumers is way up this summer, and you will soon discover that without a plan of action it can all get very overwhelming.

First you should adopt disposable email addresses, like gmail or hotmail and use the identities to enter contests.

Then create a routine and find a good contest index websites to filter through the old and new business and make it easier to schedule 'contest time' . North of the border, I use All Canada Contests which divides hundreds of web challenges into regions, and also by the prizes offered , like automobiles, electronics, home prizes, travel packages etc

I usually avoid contests with spectacular prizes to enter contests that offer multiple prizes. The odds of winning something are dramatically increased in contests with multiple prizes.  Find contests with ‘prize schedules’ where there’s a quota to be dispensed according to demographics – these benefit the consistent entrant who varies his or her routine.

Make entering contest easier by using downloading and using free form filler software such as RoboForm
There’s a few different systems, but RoboForm lets users rapidly enter repetitive data (name, e-mail, address and phone number) by using their mouse and clicking prefabricated options. This makes the process much easier and builds your chances of success by increasing the amount of contests you can enter in a day.
 
If you can submit applications to one hundred contests a day, you can enter five hundred contests a week, and that’s two thousand chances a month, and that offers a reasonable chance of something and perhaps making as much as a doctor or an investment banker would have earned in the same amount of time.
 

Just a reminder. Due date is only FIVE days away. All entries must be in by 11:59 P.M. EST on July the 14th. Any entries after that date will be disqualified.

 

 

Thank you.

 

Good evening ladies and germs,

It's time for another installment of the MindSay dating game. As always, the rules are long, confusing, convaluted, and totally pointless, so we'll just skip over them.

Below are three men (labeled with a number) and three women (labeled with a letter). Your job is to match the number of the man with the letter of the woman he is currently dating. Bonus points awarded for whoever can guess which couple is expecting a baby.

Ready? And heeeere weeeeee gooooooooooooooooooooooo!


(Cue music. I said cue the fucking music!!!!!!)






1. Tall, dark, and handsome, but in his fair share of movie stinkers, this Oscar winning writer is known for being a raging alcoholic. Here is what his good friend, writer/director Kevin Smith, had to say about him: "This guy has major range. He can play anything from an astronaut to the giant robotic spider in Wild Wild West. But if he asks you to cast his girlfriend in a role, say no. And then run away."






2. Known for his world-class ability to schedule important appointments on the fly, this Cops regular is a celebrity for working for a celebrity. Gotta love that. Here is what good friend and singer Justin Timberlake had to say about him: "Shit, B. He be tight, yo. Ya heard me? Word."






3. With piercing blue eyes and pasty white skin, this anorexic hillbilly once slapped a valet for not fetching his drunken donkey fast enough when he was leaving Spaggo. Okay, that's all a lie, but here's what documentary filmmaker Morgan Sperlock had to say when we asked about him: "Just say no to Ronald! Oh, and buy my new book entitled Don't Eat This Book. Don't eat it, but please buy it. Please."




And now on to the woman:






A. I would talk about her goofy cheekbones or her eyes that are too beady and too close together (and look too much like Will Ferrell's), but she'd probably kick my ass. Heartthrob Michael Vartan was once quoted as saying: "We may have broken up a while ago, but I still get to have sex with her on national television while her current boyfriend watches. Ha ha. I'm so lonely."






B. Known as the good girl of Hollywood, this charmer is the dutchess to Anne Hathaway's princess. But after stealing scene after scene in Anne's movies, Anne's best friend Natalie Portman was rumored to say: "I'll cut that bitch. I'll cut her. Get all this stupid Star Wars makeup off me and let me cut the bitch."






C. This blonde pixie lists bear traps and cougers as her two biggest fears. Perhaps a little odd. Nonetheless, when we asked recent co-star Paris Hilton for a quote she told us: "That's hot."




So there are our contestants. Please match them up. The first one to successfully pair up the couples and name who they are wins a brand new Dodge Durango. But don't forget about that bonus question...