Condom @ MindSay

OK, I’m sick and tired to be sick and tired.  What is with this mindsay wiki page?  What is a wiki page?  I figured it would just be some kind of weird link to your own page on wikipedia.com.  Guess what?  It isn’t.  I looks like some stupid extended profile bull that mindsay uses to sell ads.  Well I won’t put anything worth advertising on my wiki page out of spite.  Spite!  This is very similar to how I don’t put anything in my blog worth reading, except I cannot do anything to help myself in that department. But seriously, I don’t know what this wiki business is all about and I really don’t like it.  This is because a) I’m not down with learning anything new as it pertains to my ramblings here and b) because I am getting spam on this thing.  Spam messages from fake accounts saying they saw your profile and want to be friends.  What the hell?  I don’t want this crap on mindsay.  I already have a myspace account that I have never used and never will but get fake friend requests all the time.  I hate that kind of thing.  Notice to anyone who likes to fancy themselves a hacker:  don’t ever come up to me and say something to the effect like “I create spyware” or “I made that I love you virus a few years back.”  You would be in a pool of bodily fluids faster than your little Trojan virus can macro the words that you have no penis.  People who spend their time facelessly creating crap that has no use are basically doing so as an extension of their entire lives.  They are completely useless, and we would all be better off if you did not exist just to be a nuisance.  Imagine if your sole quality in life is being a nuisance.  Well that is the existence of the mosquito and the hacker.  Way to go people.

Also of note if you are a hacker, or whatever they call you useless pieces of trash: If your creation is referred to as "spam", you know you are a complete waste of a life. 

i'm shaking now. i'm even more pissed than before.



1) if you make a deal, stick with it.
2) wow. real mature.
3) you don't even know who my contacts are dipshit.
4) do you honestly think anybody will believe you?
5) you really, really, just do not know who i am.
6) not only did you do that, but you only made it THIS OBVIOUS it's a fake.
7) "i need proactive". really? well you need to go to the doctor and learn what STD stands for.
8) and "my best friend's boyfriend" means that it's just like common courtesy not to sleep with them. just in case you hadn't learned yet. i know you've had trouble with that.
9) condom. look it up. it'll do you a world of good.



i'm too pissed to even think fully right now.

On a different topic(s):

Today my AP Bio teacher wrote 'dominent' and 'grean' on the board. --> dominant. green. dipshit.

I caught one of my dogs chewing on a condom. Notice: condom. no wrapper. gross.

Fudge tastes good. Literal fudge, not poop.

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