Top Ten Chuck Norris Jokes (That I Know Of)
10. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is
8. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."
7. Chuck Norris does not go hunting, because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
6. Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
5. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
4. Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face
3. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
2. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down
And the Number One Chuck Norris Joke That I Know Of:
1. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.
