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Top Ten Chuck Norris Jokes (That I Know Of)

 
10. Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
9. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch.  He decides what time it is
8. Chuck Norris puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter."
7. Chuck Norris does not go hunting, because the word hunting implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
6. Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
5. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
4. Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face
3. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
2. Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he pushes the world down
 
And the Number One Chuck Norris Joke That I Know Of:
1. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.


       

 
 
   
 

Random Encounters is updated: Chuck Fact Checker
Random Encounters is updated with a Chuck Norris Fact Checker.

Click here to see it.

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New comic up at Random Encounters

It is our Chuck Fact Birthday nod to Mr. Norris!

 

Or, as I like to call it, Drop Kick a Friend day.

 

Click here to go
 
 
   
 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHUCK NORRIS!
On my website, we like us some Chuck. It must stem from his total ability to kick butt (Except for a highly publicized loss to Bruce Lee, the previous Butt Kicking Champion.)

Heck we even have chuck norris Section on Random Encounters.

Click here to see :D

Anyway, It is his birthday today.

Wish Chuck a happy birthday!

Remember - There is no ctrl Button on Mr. Norris' Computer...since he is always in control.

HAPPY BDAY mr. NORRIS!

 
 
 

   
Is Norris a Political King Maker?

 

Apparently Americans have a high regard for Chuck Norris beyond his star appeal. His real life work beyond his entertainment star revenue has made him a citizen that is very involved in community work on a level that touches lives on a very positive nature.

 

The Norris fans look up to the words of Chuck. When Chuck endorsed Mike Huckabee in his weekly World Net Daily column and TV ads (captured on the likes of YouTube) supporting Huckabee for President has many believing that Norris’ influence moved Huckabee from a second tier nominee to a top tier nominee challenging the likes of Giuliani, Romney and Thompson.

 

The endorsements just seemed to match the timing of Huckabee’s surge in the polls.

 

Many political analysts and pundits made jokes of the Norris for Huckabee ads when they first came out; however it seems mainstream thinking has been bucked by the poll numbers of Mike Huckabee.

 

The other top tier GOP nominees believe that Huckabee cannot explain decisions of his past as Governor thus they hope the Huckabee meteoric rise will closely be followed by a meteoric crash.

 

Time will tell.

 

Personally I believe Thompson’s politically Conservative talking points are superior to Huckabee’s. Thompson has his own negative past that may rattle Conservatives; however he has more positive input from his past than negative. Thompson’s Federalist approach to solving Social Conservative issues should be appealing to the Slanted Right Republicans as well as RINO moderate Republicans.

 

In lieu of a Thompson run not overcoming Socially Liberal Giuliani or Mormon Romney, Huckabee would be my next choice.

 

What about McCain? The former front runner for the GOP nomination has become an enigmatic persona that might actually be influential at the GOP Convention if the delegate selection is too close to call for an outright winner. McCain might influence a choice or be the compromise candidate if the first tally does not select a nominee.

 

JRH

 

 

 
 
   
 

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