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Santa is a Communist
(originally from December 5, 2005.)

You always knew it, deep down--go 'head and admit it. 

Examine the evidence: 

He's from the "North Pole" (an obvious reference to the old Soviet Union) and wears a Red suit. Clumsy metaphors, perhaps, but they can't all be champions. Santa represents the State under the "benevolent" Dictatorship of the Proletariat. And despite the promise of light-touch government--"Santa" only comes once a year--we all know better. 

He flies across the world distributing free "gifts"--as if anybody would miss the implications of going through national defenses and the State taking care of everything after "liberation." 

The "gifts" are supposedly constructed by "elves" at this "North Pole"--obviously Siberian slave labor. 

The names of the "reindeer" are also thinly-disguised clues. 

► Dasher--represents the anticipated the dash forward of the Red Army through then-West Germany and France, to isolate Britain and force the US to huddle miserably on its own side of the Atlantic. 

► Dancer--the Soviets were known for good dancers. 

► Prancer--The prance through West Berlin, and Bonn, and Paris...and, eventually, London, and Ottawa, and Washington. 

► Vixen--the old KGB was expert at the use of "honey traps" to compromise Westerners. 

► Comet--the coming Marxist-Leninist comet that would streak across the Earth. 

► Cupid--another variation of the honey trap (see Vixen). 

► Donner--a sly reference to the Donner Party, and how capitalism would eat itself. 

► Blitzen--"Blitz-N"..."Blitz-Nyet"...like the Nazi blitzkrieg, any attempt at attack or resistance will be doomed to fail. 

► And, of course, there is the one who lights the way with his shining Red beacon, symbolizing the coming World Revolution, Rudolph.

And that's not all--the Santa/State's "Ho Ho Ho" is actually a reference to Communist icon Ho-Ho-Ho Chi Minh. 

Yet we continue to feed this propaganda to our children and our popular culture, doing the work of an Evil Empire that itself dropped dead some time ago. One can only shake one's head.
 
 
   
 

Santa is a Communist
You always knew it, deep down--go 'head and admit it.

Examine the evidence:

He's from the "North Pole" (an obvious reference to the old Soviet Union) and wears a Red suit. Clumsy metaphors, perhaps, but they can't all be champions. Santa represents the State under the "benevolent" Dictatorship of the Proletariate. And despite the promise of light-touch government--"Santa" only comes once a year--we all know better.

He flies across the world distributing free "gifts"--as if anybody would miss the implications of going through national defenses and the State taking care of everything after "liberation."

The "gifts" are supposedly constructed by "elves" at this "North Pole"--obviously Siberian slave labor.

The names of the "reindeer" are also thinly-disguised clues.

*Dasher--represents the anticipated the dash forward of the Red Army through then-West Germany and France, to isolate Britain and force the US to huddle miserably on its own side of the Atlantic.

*Dancer--the Soviets were known for good dancers.

*Prancer--The prance through West Berlin, and Bonn, and Paris...and, eventually, London, and Ottawa, and Washington.

*Vixen--the old KGB was expert at the use of "honey traps" to compromise Westerners.

*Comet--the comming Marxist-Lenninist comet that would streak across the Earth.

*Cupid--another variation of the honey trap (see Vixen).

*Donner--a sly reference to the Donner Party, and how capitalism would eat itself.

*Blitzen--"Blitz-N"..."Blitz-Nyet"...like the Nazi blitzkreig, any attempt at attack or resistance will be doomed to fail.

And, of course, there is the one who lights the way with his shining Red beacon, symbolizing the coming World Revolution, Rudolph

And that's not all--the Santa/State's "Ho Ho Ho" is actually a refference to Communist icon Ho-Ho-Ho Chi Minh.

Yet we continue to feed this propaganda to our children and our popular culture, doing the work of an Evil Empire that itself dropped dead some time ago. One can only shake one's head.
 
 
 

   
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So I mailed out all my Christmas cards and packages and I feel accomplished (:
 
 
   
 

A post inspired by Cas
and Christmas. Cas and Christmas. 

But first, a slight backstory: they started working on me around this time last year, and it took some months but Logan and Lance managed to turned me into a wrestling nerd, lol. I'm into the athleticism and the damn drama story lines. Logan is like a damn wrestling encyclopedia and can tell you almost any WWE factoid ever, and that combined with all the compilation and "best of" DVDs on Netflix, means I'm more knowledgeable than your average, casual fan. (Also, Lance is a wrestling figure collector/trader/animator on youtube, so I'm pretty knowledgeable on WWE toys lolol) Anyway, we watch Monday night Raw together every single week (Momma's into it too!). 

Raw is coming to Tampa on January 7th. I bought us (Logan, Lance, and me) tickets for Christmas, but THEY DON'T KNOW and omg it has been so hardddddddddddddddd to not tell them because I know they are going to be so fucking excited. I've had them for like over a month because I bought them during a presale. Lance hasn't mentioned it much, but Logan drops hints about it. They play the damn "Tampa! Tampa! WWE RAW IS COMING TO YOU" commercial like every single commercial break during Raw for like the past few weeks. And Logan is like "well you can get the cheapest tickets for this much," "is that during winter break?" "That would be cool to live in Tampa and you could walk there," etc. So every damn week I am like "I bet all the good seats are sold out," "Well I think that's a school night," "Too bad you don't drive yet and can't take your self" etc etc etc trying really hard to make it seem like he shouldn't even possibly consider being able to go see this show as an option. I think it's worked really well so far. 

My plan is to put the tickets in those christmas cards that are meant for money, you know what I mean? I'm going to let them open up every single Christmas gift they have first, and then after they bask in all that glory (because I have bought them some other damn good presents and my mother also has bought them like everything they want) I'm going to be like "oh, I forgot I had these cards to give you," and I figure they're either going to assume they are just boring old Christmas cards or maybe get a little excited and think there's money in them, and then they'll open the cards up and I'll be like BAM I AM THE BEST SISTER EVER


so anyway NO ONE TELL THEM I GOT THEM THESE TICKETS I WILL KILL YOU
I didn't want to tell Lou that I got them because I was afraid he'd ruin the surprise but I told him anyway because I wanted to brag about how I'm obviously the better sibling 
and then I threatened to slit his throat if he ruined the surprise
"I don't fucking talk to them Justine" 
touchy touchy
 
 
 

   
All these pictures are about to catch us up!
First off, I need to share this video my mom accidentally recorded, because lol at what I say to her


Anyway, this is what I looked like for Christmas dinner

Buster and one of the Christmas presents I bought her <3


Christmas pies!


AND cheesecake!


beautiful <3


threw on a Nicki wig after work for New Year's Eve




RIP my parking stop! (and I dunno if our landlord put that Perry for president sign down but smh)


after ADTR/Rise Against in Orlando


For Momma's birthday I made an entire dinner and birthday cake/frosting from scratch HOLLA AT YO HOUSEWIFE
Dinner included both mexican stuffed peppers and italian stuffed peppers thank you I enjoy #options (actually I'm just #indecisive)









(fyi that is a chocolate cake with whipped nutella frosting. the nutella is the only non-scratch item and that's only because I could not find hazelnuts :( )

And this is how I looked when I went to go see Tool, fuck mirror pics but I was alone so no one could take a picture of my outift :(






 
 
   
 

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