Chilling Out @ MindSay 
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Ponder Ponder
Lmao, how awkward is it trying to play Leisuire Suit Larry when your nana and grandad are wandering around?
I've had to play the game with the fucking remote within reach - even so I could just flick onto a different channel during the naughty loading screens with the real-life models exposing their breasts. :D
I've completed it today - though I'm stuck at about 98%, now needing to proper hoarde secret tokens so I can buy the last two secrets, one from the Porn Fairy and one from Uncle Larry - but in effect, I need about 300 tokens and I only have around 35 - that means re-doing the majority of the story sequences with perfects. Wonderful. Button sequences and chat lines all over again. I doubt I'll be able to perfect some of the dodgy trampoline mini-games. Gahhh... If only I hadn't wasted so many of them.
I can mark the game down as BEATEN, but I'd rather have the shiny gold COMPLETE.
...Hmmm... To print a secret token checklist... To restart the game?
Dixie is wondering... I love it - so would it hurt to replay? It's only an 8-hour game, after all.
But saying that, I do have the mountain of un-played games.
Ian and Lisa came to nana's after they'd been to a car boot sale - they'd been selling off some of their stuff. Ian was pleased with himself, having sold a stack of wrestling magazines for £4.
They'd looked for a music box for me - and once more, to no avail - eBay is calling me... :/
Nana provided me with peanuts and Rolos and she sat and played Solitaire. When she was in the room, I couldn't really play Leisuire Suit Larry, so I gave Evil Dead another chance.
Note to self: ALWAYS USE YOUR GODDAMNED BRAIN WHEN PLAYING VIDEO GAMES.
If the FIRST level of Evil Dead has a stupid puzzle, imagine what the later ones will have.
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METAL GEAR MOO
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Last night's random dreams:
I kept waking up and falling asleep, and I had the rare occurance where I have multiple dreams.
The first one involved Ashleigh and a splinter. She had this quite beasty chunk of fence wood stuck in the palm of her hand - and she was crying in a rather spontaneous anime-like fashion, with huge streams coming from her eyes. I got it out for her, but then she remained sulking in the corner for the rest of the dream, crying to herself.
The second one - I was pulling out my own teeth. All of my teeth were like dazzling white, except for two.
I pulled out one of my molars - which strangley, had an insisor from the top row STUCK IN IT. The molar was really clean and white, whilst the tooth stuck inside it was black and rotten.
Then I wiggled out one of my other top teeth that had a weird crack through it.
I hate dreams about teeth and dentists. They scare the shit out of me.
After I finally got back to sleep again over the fear of the last dream - my third dream involved myself, Reiss, Ashleigh, Ash's mam and some random granny.
Ashleigh appeared first, and she'd had a weird haircut - like a MASSIVE BOB, that was cut short enough to just level with her earlobes. It looked really really fucked.
Then Reiss appeared, wearing a stripey grey and blue woolen hat - escorting this old granny by her arm. He told me he'd came to see me for a while, and he took off his hat, gave it to me and said it was a present.
I told Ash to wear it, to hide how ridiculous her haircut looked.
At this point, Ashleigh turned really standoffish and wouldn't talk to Reiss - she was just sulking by herself in a corner. When I tried to talk to her - she made off down the road - faster than Ash would actually be able to move. I went to find her and found her collapsed half a mile down the road, after her legs had given up on her.
She shouted at me when I told her to come back and started walking. So she made me carry her/drag her back down this road - on the way, passing by her mam, who was wearing shorts and washing a sky-blue Ford Focus.
When we got back to my house - we went into my room - which looked like a warehouse, filled with boxes, barrels and double beds - that all seemed to have white sheets and pillowcases. Ashleigh was sulking again, so I laid on one of the beds with Reiss and talked to him. I don't remember what we were talking about, but we were laughing a lot.
I really need to work out the hidden meanings behind these dreams...
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Today was slightly different to any of the other Saturdays I've had for a while.
Naturally - we had a lack of Shelly and a presence of Adam.
Ash didn't seem that different - but it's Ash, after all.
I woke up at around half 11, cleaned my room, whizzed round with the hoover, got dressed - wearing my new T-shirt, turned on my iTunes, laid on my bed and waited.
Ashleigh came first - Adam followed about 20 minutes afterwards.
Mam and dad had gone to work - so Adam just came in - as we've allowed him to. My house was once his second home, after all. :)
Ash liked my shirt - I saw her looking at it and smiling.
While we were waiting for Adam, I tried holding a conversation with her, whilst the iTunes was still playing. I was surprised at the fact Ash has the ability to talk and listen to music at the same time as well. :)
Now I just have to see if Shelly can.
I like having my iTunes going in the background - it makes for a sweet atmosphere.
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Our involved conversation, filled with many random points where I pissed myself at various things Adam or Ash said - eventually led to the mentioning of THE GAME, THAT IF MENTIONED, MUST BE PLAYED.
So, I played a few missions on Sonic Adventure 2: Battle - getting a few more emblems and A ranks.
Adam did Metal Harbor for me and ended up with an A rank - one mission I do struggle with.
Naturally, there was many an amusement caused by the SHITTY PEACOCK. :)
After I had a quick round on Super Smash Bros. - just so Ash and Adam could be amused by and poke fun at the FIGHTING POLYGON TEAM - (which I described to Adam last night as 'RANDOM PURPLE CHUNKS OF SHIT') - we played Super Smash Bros. Brawl.
We had a 4-player free-for-all with a random computer player set at level 6.
I played as Peach, Adam as Sheik and Ash as Toon Link.
Ash seems to have improved since the last time I played her, and naturally, there's no let up to Adam's skill level - he's still a challenge. Especially as we both play with characters who deal in opposite fighting styles.
When playing on the Shadow Moses Island from Metal Gear Solid, the random robots in the background kept MOOING LIKE COWS.
I was just like "WHAT THE FUCK'S MOOING?"
Adam's laughing and exclaims: "LOL, THE METAL GEAR!"
"What? Metal Gear COWS? ...METAL GEAR MOO!"
- And strangley, this kept us pissing ourselves for ages.
As did Ash's habits with ray guns and super scopes. She just follows you around the stage continuously shooting at you.
Naturally, Adam and I were both randomly exclaiming: "FUCK OFF ASHLEIGH!" every time she did it. :)
The best matches were the ones where Adam and myself had killed ourselves by self destructs - (or falling down holes with hammers, lmfao!) - and Ash got in a sneaky victory by hiding from attacks the entire time.
Proper funny the first time - Adam proper acted like his pride was wounded, losing to Ash. She was amused though. :)
Then we just had to add our PECH and SHIK names to the game.
Remove the A from Peach and the E from Sheik - and you have PECH and SHIK.
We entered them as our character names, thus ended up playing matches with it written above our heads.
When Adam left the room, during a character selection - Ash and I entered her name as SALLY.
Took him a while to notice, but went down well when it was. :)
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One thing I had to do was show Ash CAKEFARTS.
I'd shown it to Adam on Monday - and he thought it was fucking weird, while I find it hilarious.
It's a video of this random woman who sits on a chocolate cake, squishes it all over her arse - AND FARTS IN IT.
For like TWO MINUTES.
Ash watched the first part - but then turned away - clearly not wanting to watch it - but she found the sound amusing. :)
This led to Adam and I quoting from it all day:
"KNOW WHAT I LIKE THE MOST?!" :D
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We were all hungry at about half two, so I made us chicken dippers and potato fritters. Adam also had beans - and struggled to eat it all lmao. His plate was proper piled high though.
Then we went back upstairs with Mini Milks and blackcurrant juice for our Resident Evil: Code Veronica X time. :)
I wanted to play Guitar Hero today - but we didn't end up doing so.
Sure, I like playing Resident Evil - but the times I seem to play it the most are when I'm being spectated by either Adam, Ash or Ash and Shelly.
It's weird though, I grew up watching Ian complete them all - now I'm completing them all myself as I'm being watched.
Resident Evil just has endless opportunties for amusement.
Especially when Ash shits herself and jumps a foot in the air when things break out of containers.
Not as funny as when Adam is scared by the cooking timer going off. :)
After all these hours of blundering about, looking for that bastard bow gun - we actually ended up finding it.
It is pretty shit though - but I'm no longer getting pissed off at finding like 200 bolts for it.
And of course, the cross-dressing Alfred Ashford caused a slight bit of amusement too. :)
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Finally - BLOG PHOTOS. :)
My blog has been without images for such a long time - barring the Farmville screenshots and my drawings from the blog earlier this week. :)
Some of these might go onto my Facebook too - as long as Adam's alright with the way he looks in them.
Lmfao, our first one - we didn't even get Ash in it.
This one was just before we noticed the "BIG JUICY FINGERPRINT" on the lens. :)
Not a bad picture like, despite Adam's weird eyes. :)
We're all pissing ourselves here. I look so fucked when I laugh. :)
And here's the best one. :D
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Ashleigh went at 9, and Adam went at 9:30 - just after I'd gotten onto the 2nd disc of Resident Evil: CVX.
Adam gave Ashleigh a hug before she went - she looked so confused, bless her.
Probably because he just glomped her from behind. :D
I was in a weird sort of cam-whore mood, so I took a few pictures of myself.
I wanted to get one where you could see the writing on my shirt - but that proved difficult.
I tended to end up with photos that totally missed the writing, drew too much attention to my tits or I was pulling some bodged face.
So here's the three better ones:
Can't read the whole thing, but I quite like this picture.
I'm tied between this one and the one below - which one should be my new Facebook profile picture?
Weird pose - good photo. :)
And you can read the writing here. :D
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Mam ordered pizza and donner meat - so I got a few slices and a handful of the donner. Was pretty sweet. The donner had a strange texture in parts though - it randomly went from chewy to crispy.
And of course, I had to pick the mushrooms off the ham and mushroom pizza. They always HIDE IT under the cheese.
Shelly rang me for a couple of hours and I talked to her while I finished off another 1-player mode on Super Smash Bros.
She's gotten herself back playing Guitar Hero - so hopefully she'll get back into it and regain the skills she's weakened by going out of practice.
Then I spent practically all of my coins on Farmville buying a tool shed, a workshop and a shitload of picket fencing.
It looks pretty sexy now - but there's too many empy spaces. I need some more trees and animals sending to fill up the gaps.
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Dixie currently feels:
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Blog #78
New Addiction!
I sometimes say that there's no point in me going into college some days.
Well today, there REALLY wasn't.
I did originally plan to do some work on my sketchbook before my Media Studies lesson - but naturally, I couldn't be arsed.
I played a few rounds of Solitaire - then got REALLY bored, so I wandered into town.
Nana had won some money on the Irish lottery - so she gave me £10.
This, along with the money I didn't spend when I took the day off last Tuesday - I went into CEX.
I did originally plan to buy Resident Evil 4 - but they only had the Wii version, and I was a few quid short.
Then I thought I'd get Manhunt 2 - but I don't look 18. I doubt they'd have asked me for ID or anything, but I are not the risky sort.
Then my eyes fell upon Bully: Scholarship Edition.
A game I've always wanted, but never really thought about.
So I bought it. :)
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I went back to college EXACTLY on time for lesson - only to find it wasn't even on.
The only lesson I had wasn't even on.
Lewis was frustrated too - and he didn't want to even wait around a few more minutes to see if Sarah did turn up. So I walked him to the bus station. I went to Home Bargains and Greedy Joe's - picked up my lunch to take back with me.
Once back - I nommed on my chosen purchases, turned on my NEW PLAYLIST and did 3 hours solid work on my sketchbook.
I was starting to get really stressed out with it, see.
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I didn't originally plan to play Bully, as I still have lots of unfinished games without starting another one.
But I thought I would.
Jeez, was it a good decision to play it. :)
IT'S FUCKING LEGENDARY.
There's shitloads of controls to learn - so many different moves you can pull off. Tons of people to interact with - all of whom blurt out RANDOM SHIT when you go past them or interact with them.
"You're gonna be pissin' blood!"
"I think Ashley likes me... Does she wanna be my girlfriend?!"
"My butt itches..."
"Wanker! WANKER!!!"
"Eww! Like, who's boyfriend is THAT?"
Alright, I admit it's quite cheesy and American - but it has its moments of hilarity. The fact it's overly violent and contains shitloads of swearing pulls me away from the cringe factor. :)
Some parts are quite challenging too.
Oh, and I reckon it's gonna take me FOREVER to complete it.
To put it into perspective - I played it for 4 hours and I got 5.67%!
It's a game with a SHITLOAD to collect... I be going for 100%... Yes I am. :)
My favourite part so far has got to be using the Wii remote to dissect animals in Biology class - especially pulling out rat's testes with tweezers. :D
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Dixie currently feels:
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Blog #54
Sundays just DON'T make good blogs...
WHAT THE FUCK IS "NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL"?!
Every time I write that I'm feeling 'neutral', it comes up as a suggested tag.
FUCK OFF! :D
Sundays are so shitty.
I could do proper shitloads - but there'd be proper NOTHING to write about.
Basically, I've been at my nana's house - I went for a Sunday roast - roast beef, fucking lush.
I ate it rate quick as well. Didn't touch the sides. :P
Then I spent the whole day playing Ocarina Of Time.
Yesterday, Ash tried to help me complete the Water Temple - but I got too stressed out with it.
That's where I got stuck on my first save and ended up wanting to restart because I hadn't done many sidequests - thus making it slightly harder.
So this is my second save - I sat down with it, REALLY FUCKING CONCENTRATED and I did it. :)
I also did the Shadow Temple and some random sidequests leading up to the Spirit Temple afterwards.
(Which I did the first half of later tonight. :P)
Nana had bought me two Reisen bars - so I was nomming on those and drinking endless gallons of blackcurrant juice.
Not a bad way to spend a Sunday - but a terrible thing to write a blog about. :P
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Tomorrow is the Guitar Hero tournament at college.
It doesn't look like Shelly will be there for it...
Sigh.
I'll play against Ash - but without Shelly being there, it just won't be the same...
I don't suppose anything will ever be the same, but...
I know she's not totally gone. I know she left loving me. And she's still there, loving me.
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Dixie currently feels:
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Blog #53
Saturdays are for SCHLIMUR!
Rofl, today hasn't half been a Saturday to remember... :)
Okay, so I'm awake at 9 - I shower, I wash my Ada, hoover my room and clear off all my desks.
Shelly told me she was coming down earlier today - for... obvious reasons. Hee hee. :P
So from 11 to half 12 was the time of dirty sexcapades. :)
I went first - gave Shelly what she deserved - and she seemed to enjoy it. I wasn't as scared as I was last time - so that was a bonus, I suppose.
Tee hee - then it was my turn. :)
This time was the best so far; and I ended up having my favourite treatment... Tee hee.
Shelly even brought along her Vaseline for me...
Honest to God, I've never made so much fucking noise in my entire life. :)
The combination of a finger behind, two in front and oral stimulation - I was actually screaming. :D
Giving yourself anal stimulation is fucking great - but having it done by someone else... My WORD. :)
Rofl, my blog makes me sound like a right whore!
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Okay - all whoring aside. :)
We couldn't have timed it better though, Ash turned up about 5 minutes after we'd finished and cleaned ourselves up.
The combination of three cups of tea for breakfast and anal sex made me hyper as fuck. :)
Hyper enough to gain some confidence and lose some paranoia - ask Ash if she'd oblige a request from me. :)
I have a list - though it's not actually on paper - it's in my mind.
A list of all the different things I'd like to do with Ash and Shelly.
On the list was to... Schlimur! Aye, I wanted to slime them. :)
I was expecting Ash to say no - and make it a definate no.
She did say no at first, but oddly, after a few moments, she changed her mind. :)
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Sooo...
With the agreement agreed upon - I lead them into the bathroom and mixed up a bucketload of slime.
It was thicker than the first Schlimur video, but nowhere near as thick as Schlimur II.
Shelly was terrified - so she was sort of backing in and out of the room, whimpering and mumbling to me.
Ash told her to stop fannying on basically, lmfao.
Ash took it first - she leant over, I brushed her hair to one side and she looked up at me.
I couldn't help feeling the sadistic rush - I asked her "Any last words, Ash?" - before she could even answer me, I'd drenched her.
I'd truly gotten her good - I smirked at her as she stepped backwards, her face completely immersed, thick clumps dripping down her cheeks and falling off her chin.
What was worse - having it first, or watching someone get it before you? :)
Shelly was next - but I didn't get her as good - her hair was too much of a barrier.
She squealed at first, then pissed herself laughing.
With what was left, I sloshed over Ash - the thickest clumps were at the bottom too - lmfao.
The second time, I got it in her mouth. :)
But of course, I'm Dixie. I'm an evil cunt - this wasn't enough. Mwah ha.
I scooped up a huge handful from the bottom of the bath and smeared it all over her face, holding her around the neck so she couldn't squirm away. 
I'm not beyond evil though - Ash asked me if I'd wash her hair.
This, as it probably doesn't seem surprising - is on my "list". :)
I washed Shelly's hair too - I was gentle; making sure I didn't get shampoo in their eyes, and ensuring they didn't get a stiff neck from being leant over the bath for too long.
When they were both off in the bedroom drying their hair off - I was sat on the edge of the bath, staring into the green slop what was left. I chucked in the remained of the powder - watching it thicken.
Being a knob that I am, I decided I might as well dive in. :)
Well, not quite dive - flop, was a more accurate word.
As soon as they heard the splash from the bathroom, all I heard was Shelly say: "Oh my God, she has and all, hasn't she?!"
It took me precisley 5 seconds after I'd splashed it over my head to realise how dozy of an idea it was. :)
The comment from Ash: "Oh Dixie, honestly."
Shelly then took it upon herself to ask: "Well how do you feel Dixie?"
I blushed, lowering my slimey head as I mumbled: "...Umm... Silly?"
To which she responds: "...Well, you need a shower now too, don't you?"
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When we'd all dried off - I brushed Ash's hair - then I brushed Shelly's too.
More ticky boxes. :)
Ash's hair is so soft when you've just washed it. I usually see her when she's been bowling through the wind and it's blown everywhere - it looked so sleek and sexy today. :P
Then we decided I'd finish off Resident Evil.
I'd saved the fight with Tyrant so they could watch me do it. :)
As if it took me 9 hours and 40 minutes to complete it!
That is my first run though, and the re-make has a lot more to it.
My fastest time on the original is just under 2 hours, so...
We'll see if I can do it faster if I try it another time. :)
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After I made tea for us all, we played World Tour - alternation on the vocals, lmfao.
I did 6 songs, Ash did 3 and Shelly did 4.
It's great though, I always choose heavy metal songs to sing, so they tend to struggle a bit more with the guitar tracks. :)
Then came the time where we sat around and cuddled each other.
As usual, we got a little violent. :)
I gave Ash a monster wedgie - proper lifted her off the bed. It took that to make her cry out though - she's hardcore when it comes to pain thresholds. (Unless I'm biting her; then she proper screams. :D)
As she was straightening herself up afterwards though, she pulled her jeans down - so I was taking the piss for the next hour, saying she deliberatley mooned me. :)
She wasn't amused, rofl.
(She has a nice arse though. :P)
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Here's a quote from Shelly:
"I don't want to spend what could be our last few hours taking RANDOM SHITTY PICTURES."
Pmsl - but we carried on regardless. Ash was proper determined - she had her mind set on taking one where we ALL looked decent.
It's rare that I look good on photos though - so this was a task and a half. :P
This is one of my favourite ones. :)
A sweet one of Ash and Shelly. :)
Ash looks so sweet there - I took this one from a bit too high, so all we can see of Shelly is her slaphead. :P:P
Asides from me poking Ash in the eye - this is a pretty cool one.
See, this is why I don't smile - I end up looking proper psychotic. :D
You can tell we were proper pissing ourselves - how red are our faces there. :)
Shelly looks proper stoned too, rofl.
HOW FUCKED IS THIS LMFAO.
I proper look seductive - like I'm gonna pounce on her. :)
Oh Ashleigh. :)
OMFG LOL.
FUNNIEST FUCKING PHOTO EVER.
ASH LOOKS LIKE E.T.!
ASH P. PHONE HOME?!
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