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The Pampered Pussy
My calico, cat, Abigail, is immune to catnip.  This means she sniffs it and turns up  her nose or worse shrinks from it with total revulsion. for three years I tried it in toys, grew it myself. nothing. So I did a little research. about one third of cats are not turned into little swooning sluts from smelling catnip. but they might like honeysuckle- or so one book said. BUT honeysuckle itself--- the plant--- is poison. GET THIS --- HONEYSUCKLE PLANTS ARE POISON TO CATS- do not try this at home. but the essential oil sprayed on something has a catnip like effect. there were a lot of buts in that paragraph and abi loves to head butt me.



so I bought some honeysuckle spray at a cats only store here in Portland, yes... just cat stuff store... and  she goes to a cats only vet too. and the damn stuff  (honeysuckle: not the vet) makes her crazier than Basil Fawlty. Thinking that she liked it so much I searched high and low for honeysuckle hand soap.... found it in liquid form. Votivo Honeysuckle. I buy it by the dozen at Amazon. Did you know you can have orders that they send at a regular schedule? It's pretty cool. I forget what they call it but I learned of it at a paid focus group. Yeah.

Now don't imagine this is the only way this cat is pampered. You have read about her stroller and cat trees and cat walks. and huge variety of home made cat toys- she prefers paper, silk and wool- fetishist huh?  and he current favorite place to nap while I am blogging of looking for obscure photos of Virginia Woolf - don't get me started on that topic. well you can see it for yourself and how I have even taken to coloring my hair to match my cat. and NO the carpeting does not match the drapes. thank you.
 
 
   
 

On The Road Again

Just like the ole Willie Nelson song.

It appears that the owner has bought a home.

I have been ease dropping on coversations and then last night she picked me up and said, "we have our own home!"  I like our home now.  But the way she explains it, I might actually like the new place too.  She said it is 4 bedroom, 2 bathrooms, hardwood floors, huge yard and tons of space for me to run around the house.  So we will see.  I am not sure when the move will take place.  I also dont' know how in the hell my owner plans to furnish this home.  We have a 2 bedroom house now and in the extra bedroom is my litter box, my favorite chair and a rug.  She always has something in the works.  But I shall keep you posted on my  new home.

Love,

Georgia

aka the cat that owns a home...hahahha

 
 
 

   
What? Mailbox, Rules & Neighbors

a cat's life.

so rough.

i tell you what, my owner had this new thing where i have to eat in the dining room.  used to, she would bring my canned food to me where ever i was.  now if i want to eat canned food, i have to do it in the dining room like a child.  i am a grown cat...i think if i want to eat in front of the tv i can.  what a crazy human, she is.  

the owner and i also have a new neighbor.  it is a younger guy.  and wouldn't you know he had a party last friday night.  and one of the bitches there crashed their car through our mailbox.  scared the living furball out of me when i heard the crash.  i am gettin old.  young humans are starting to annoy me.  my owner slept right through the crash.  then the next morning, i heard her yelling, "son of a bitch, what happened to the mailbox?"  she is a little slow. 

 
 
   
 

A "Jump to conclusion" Mat

Oh glorious.  I just finished watching Office Space.  What a great flick.  I laughed until I almost choked on a hairball. 

The owner has been gone a lot lately.  She gets up, goes to work, comes home for like 10 minutes, then leaves again.  I think she may have gotten a second job.  Perhaps I should take it easy on her budget, but then again, I deserve Fancy Feast and fresh catnip.  I am a high class cat.  People love me.  Well, I love myself anyway.  hahahaha

But I better be quick here, this DVD player is quite cool.  I am off to watch Family Guy Season 2. 

Hugs & Furries,

Georgia

 
 
 

   
Catnip, Carpel Tunnel, Politics & other non sense

Lately, I have been loading up on catnip and watching TV.  I think I might be getting carpel tunnel in my paws from typing.  I am doing more stretches than I normally do when I get up from my 12 naps during the day.  My owner has been quite a rarity lately.  She is pissed off at this man you people called the President.  Something about social security, tax increase and attacking the middle class.  She has been watching the news a lot lately and they she will start cussing things at the TV, "you bastards already screw me enough on taxes now!!!"  Pretty intense conversations going on in my house.  The black and white hottie cat made an apperance on the back porch yesterday.  She actually napped on my owners bench.  After watching her for quite sometime, I fell asleep myself and when I woke up, she was gone.  I do hope she comes by again soon.  But I just thought I would stop in and type a short note to you all.

Until next time.....

GeOrGiA

 
 
   
 

 
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