Catlewellan @ MindSay

Hilo, I haven't blogged for un petit peu de temps. Last weekend I, being such a Holy Joe and everything, went on my school's Scripture Union weekend in Castlewellan. Woo! Such fun. Actually, it was. On the friday we got there, and we did a quiz thing. I was about as useless as a sofa made of barbed wire. Hehe I didn't get a single question that no-one else got. Anyway, after that we stayed up late, so it didn't help on Saturday morning that throughout the whole week I hadn't gone to bed once before one o'clock. So until about 2 that day I was a zombie.

   Each year the committee organises activities to do on the saturday. This year, there was a game of charades, a game of pictionary, a list of things to take photos of (funny things) and also a drama game, which I will now explain. Mr Morrisson told a story about the Beckhams having a party, with the guests including Jim Carry, Churchill the dog, Nikki from Big Brother, that crazy boxer guy, Mr Blobby, Mr. T, Arnold Schwarzenegger and a bunch of other people that I can't remember. Anyway, Mr. T and Arny started arguing and then the lights went out. There was a scream and by the time the lights came back on... dun da dun... Churchill was dead! So, each team was told to finish off the drama, saying who killed him. Each team was given out a card, with a genre of their drama, a weapon to kill Churchill and a line to say in it.

   Our genre was a Western, weapon a wheely bin and lines were "I see dead people" and "That dog's got a fluffy tail". Our team couldn't be bothered to make the drama, so we decided not to do it. But by the time we got there, we were told we had to, so the whole thing was improv, while the other teams had theirs prepared. Anyway, I was Mr. T and it started off with Eve (nikki), Victoria (posh spice) and Tanya (david beckham) saying the lines in a funny fashion, then noone else really said anytihng, so I pointed at 'Churchill' and shouted "I PITY THE FOOL THAT HAS A FLUFFY TAIL! I PITY THE FOOL THAT CAN'T GET ME NO CHEAPER QUOTE ON MY CAR INSURANCE" Apparently it was funny, so people laughed. Anyway, I went on to say how I killed him with a wheely bin, but Aaron (arny) decided that he did it, and challenged me to a duel. So, we spent a little too long shooting and then both died. My last words: "Don't gimme no backtalk... sucka..." Evne thouh another group with Rachel McNair and Eleanor Kyle were amazing, we somehow won. Woo! So anyway we got like sweet things which I lost like immediately. There was a barndance on the saturday night, but I'm too tired to explain the rest of the weekend. It wa really good, and I made some new friends.

  Anyway, today we got a school photo taken, the only one since 1955. (Mentioned in the part of the wikipedia article that I edited. Woo!) It took ages and we had to stand for a very long while which smelt. Tomorrow I got on a biology field trip to Portaferry, so I should probably go get ready then sleep. Adios!

  Labdoor (nah, too retro)