Carrots @ MindSay

I wrote this one for class. People seemed to enjoy it.

 

For a Stalker

 

Please stop stopping at my house around midnight;

If there’s one thing I don’t need to see out my window it’s your headlight.

I don’t know what I did to make you think that’s all right.

 

Please stop climbing in the high branches of my tree

With binoculars always trying to catch a glimpse of me.

That’s not attractive and I doubt it will ever be.

 

Please make sure you don’t know where I am all day.

You’re lurking around the corner when I just want to get away.

My machine records breathing from the phone calls you make.

 

It’s really unhealthy, using me as a crutch.

Always reading my mail, you’re so out of touch.

 

It really makes me wonder why I like you so much.

 

--

 

There's also a missing stanza; I could never decide between stanza #3 as seen up there, or this:

 

Over my shoulder I keep having to look,

This anti-social behaviour ain't a plus in my book.

I keep missing little things I suspect that you took.

 

Keep on rockin'

-Scott

so. as i was biking to drop off this huge booklet at my new job

i make an attemp at pulling up my pants. this is while i am biking and my purse is on the same

arm that i am reaching with to pull up my pants.

so my purse falls off my shoullder and into the wheel of my bike and gets stuck.

good thing i wasn't going fast or else i would have flown

anyways.

so its stuck and i have to stop.

so after i get it unstuck i see it ripped my purse...bad thing number one.

then when i get to my job and take my keys out of my purse to lock up my bike

i see that when my purse got stuck it also wrecked my new earphones.

i mean i just bought these for 15 bucks like a week ago and they get wrecked

so not cool...bad thing #2

really there are only 2 bad things. but still i got  pretty darn mad

 

so people of the blogging world do tell any weird bad day stories you have

soo that i can have a good laugh

or better yet give me some weird facts that would also make me happy...

 

weird fact o'the day

 

Mel Blanc, who played the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.

 

i think that even a wood stump could see the irony in that so there is no need for me to point it out.

carrots, bunny, allergy,

nuff said.

 

peace

My entire house smells like carrots. I made 2lbs of them for homemade baby food. It has taken me months to get started. Not to mention waiting for my mom to dig out her food processor that she doesn't use anymore. She mailed it to me. It's a life saver. This thing is I don't know how many years old. It's a Sears Kenmore, and I don't think they even make food processors anymore. You can no longer get replacement parts for it or even a manual, and the plug isn't even polarized. Can you imagine? An unpolarized plug! Nice to not have to think about which way it goes in. hahaha So the 2lbs made 2 1/2 ice trays of carrots. Tomorrow when they are frozen I'll dump them in a marked ziplock bag. I wanted to make more then carrots, but as it was it took me 3 hours with stopping and starting since there were no other adults to help out with the kids. That won't stop me though! I've got several other fruits and veggies in the fridge waiting for me to get to them. If it wouldn't make a mess I'd be balling the cantalope and honey dew right now on my desk! I can't wait to do the broccoli and sweet potatoes, and grapes, and apples, and squash, and, and, and, and...... Elijah is going to like this so much better then the jarred stuff he's been getting. And the bank account is going to like it better too! Aside from my being the one to decide exactly what goes into the baby food, and the cost being lower, it's nice to be in control of how thick or thin it is. I don't have to add cereal to thicken it, and if it's too thick when I thaw it I can just add more water! The books will tell you that can only freeze this stuff for 2 months, but I know from experience that it lasts way longer then that. I may be getting a jump on the food for this next little one too! Believe it or not, this is actually fun because I feel like I'm doing something useful! The last time I got on the homemade baby food kick, when Matthew was a baby, I also cooked up pounds and pounds of ground beef, weighed it, and froze it in individual pounds. You'd be amazed at how much time that saved when it came to cooking a quick dinner. Also saved money because I knew it was already cooked I was more likely to pull that out instead of running up the road for McDonald's. It's really easy to cook double the amount of any meat, and freeze the second half. And it tastes way better then anything Banquet and Freezer Queen make. hahaha It's as close as I've ever come to the once a month a cooking.

so its VDay...I wish K was here...Id make him a yummie VDay lunch...and dinner...and Id give him his flower...*sighs and pouts* well I guess I kant be all that sad koz hes gonna be here in 4 days which is fucking killing me koz I hate waiting...I miss him...and his smell...I miss playing with his hair and hearing him growl quietly...and tugging on his beard even tho he hates it but knows I kant help doing koz its sexy on him...I swear Im gonna pounce on him when he komes threw the door...and krap I still need to figure out wtf Im gonna wear...blah stoopid klothes 

 

ok I gotta stop thinking about that...anyhoo...

 

just when I thought I kouldnt be any more bunnie-like I realize how much I love karrots...they so rule and taste so fuckin yum especially with Renees ceasar salad dressing *drools* and with water to wash it all down...god...heaven!! haha

 

god...its a Tuesday...so boring...I think I might read a book

 

I made me a Mo these breaded turkey hot dogs that have cheeze in them...holy fuck they were fuckin awesome...Im kraving more but no...I hafta have some self kontrol and hold off...thankfully I got the karrots to tide me over fer the next little while

 

well...Im off to find something to do