Bad Carl, he was a coward
but somehow he always won the fight
he'd get all liquored up, and stumble into town
in the middle of the night
now Lizzie Bath, she was a naughty nurse
she was married to another man
but that sure didn't stop her from wanting to suck dry
Carl's tired eyes and bleeding hands
the more he'd scream no
the more he pushed her away
the more she wanted him
and so he'd grab her by the hair and say
"can't ya see that I've seen too much
there are secrets you cannot fathom
things that you can see but ya just cannot touch"
now Warrick Bath, he ran the telegraph
he heard that Carl had laid hands on his wife
so he found him in his cave, and dragged him into the sun
where he planned to cremate Carl's life
the more he screamed no
the more he grovelled and begged
the more Warrick hurt him
and so inbetween sobs he said
"can't ya see that I've seen too much
there are secrets you cannot fathom
things that you can see but ya just cannot touch"
as Warrick raised his ritual samurai sword
a shadow fell, and a sandstorm blew over his head
a pterodactyl swooped down with a hideous screeching sound
and carried Warrick off in the opposite direction of town...
to a hole in the ground
As Lizzie walks past these chinese temples
these heavy pillars and palaces
from the big room, to the lacy, dainty icicles
she hears a voice that softly says
"can't ya see that I've seen too much
there are secrets you cannot fathom
things that you can see but ya just cannot touch"
