Caffeine @ MindSay

Two cups of coffee and I'm still sleepy!  As my neurology teacher would say, "Must. Block. Adenosine receptors!" Oddly enough, my eye is jumpier than ever. I guess it had too much caffeine.

 

I guess I'll have to move up to crack or crank until they invent that Java I.V.

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10 things I couldn't easily part with: (picture me as one of the howling children in the supermarket who refuses to breathe without a toy)

1. caffeine (namely coffee, diet cherry coke, and chocolate)
   
2. flip flops
   
3. pineapple
   
4. peach scented candles
   
5. vacations (the main reason why I am still slogging through teaching)
   
6. Joss Whedon (not so much him as his brainchildren...BTVS, Serenity/Firefly, Fray)
   
7. my 'pocket rocket'
   
8. cheap paints in a billion colors at Wally Mart
   
9. sunny days
   
10. the ocean
    

Notice that these are all superficial things...no air, love, or sleep in sight. I hate it when people put things that everyone needs on these lists. NOONE can live without air, numbnuts. Be a little more creative, huh? It seems like the whole point of lists like these is to expose the writer's inner materialistic 'demon'. Well, I fully embrace mine. Invite to dinner sometimes, even. I though about putting my iPod, but I think I could give that up. Not that I want to, or ever will...but I wouldn't go into withdrawl like I would if someone got rid of all my caffeine. Or Joss, for that matter...I'd go into mourning for months. Speaking of which: I've been playing the 'guess that quote' game with S, and he has never seen Firefly. Which means that I am now in the position to indoctrinate him into the cult (in my case it's the cult of Jayne, muah hah hah). I really am completely, utterly, and hopelessly obsessed with that show. It's even gone so far that it's on a 2:1 watching ratio with Buffy, which is unheard of for me. On a less positive note...he's into heavy death metal *shudder*. I consider my musical tastes to be pretty enlightened, but I CANNOT listen to that crap. Now, if you like it, don't get all pissy...I'm just saying that to my ears, it's crap. Others would probably say the same about what is currently playing on my iBook: ('To Be With You', Mr. Big) Feel free to laugh.

My mom bought this new Crystal Light Strawberry flavored whateverthehellitis and I kept on drinking it today not knowing that it contained massive amounts of caffeine per bottle. I drank three bottles from 8-10pm, fully unaware of the caffeine content, and here I am at 5:26am typing a blog about how I can't sleep. I played DDR for two hours straight from 2-4am. From then till now I've been hitting the Stumble button on firefox. I've hit the damn button about 345 times and discovered way more than I should have in a 2 hour time span. My eyes are practically bleeding because I haven't blinked in so long.

I look like this--> O__O

I'm thinking about taking the dog out for an early morning poo and smoke. No, I'm not going to smoke the poo, I'm going to have a cig while my dog decides if he's going to poo or not. The only reason I'm so damn awake is because I never ever drink coffee, which means my tolerance for caffeine is incredibly low. The bottle of the strawberry shit, says it contains the caffeine equivalent of 1 cup of coffee per bottle of crystal light. I drank 3 bottles. Earlier I was literally bouncing off the walls. I actually put in my headphones and raved out to techno music in my room....good thing no one was watching. :D