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This blog shall go to prove just HOW easily amused I can be...
With the aid of a copy & paste from a trusty MSN conversation window...
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Lewis says:
I've lost my timetable for tomorrow, could you look at yours and tell me what blocks we have please?
Der-Metzgermeister says:
C block, A block, F block, E block. :)
Der-Metzgermeister says:
LMAO IT SPELLS CAFE.
Der-Metzgermeister says:
ROFL!!!!!!!
Der-Metzgermeister says:
Oh I'm so fucking sad. :)
Lewis says:
Lmfao, I wouldn't of noticed. :D
Lewis says:
Lol cafe
Der-Metzgermeister says:
Rofl, so either I'm sad, observant - or both.
Lewis says:
Observant, because it was funny.
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I'm glad Lewis didn't agree with me and call me sad. :)
I then proceeded to copy the above to Adam.
I'm glad he was amused by it. Lmfao, I love sharing my weird sense of humour with my friends. :D
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-[Adam]- - Every drawing that I drew was never ever as cute as you <3 says:
Lmfao!
-[Adam]- - Every drawing that I drew was never ever as cute as you <3 says:
OMG
-[Adam]- - Every drawing that I drew was never ever as cute as you <3 says:
I'm so gonna show it to everyone lol
-[Adam]- - Every drawing that I drew was never ever as cute as you <3 says:
As if
-[Adam]- - Every drawing that I drew was never ever as cute as you <3 says:
That
-[Adam]- - Every drawing that I drew was never ever as cute as you <3 says:
We've had it for months
-[Adam]- - Every drawing that I drew was never ever as cute as you <3 says:
And we've never realised
Der-Metzgermeister says:
Oh rofl...
-[Adam]- - Every drawing that I drew was never ever as cute as you <3 says:
We're probs the only ones that'd find it funny obvs xP
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Blog #97
Countryside Run & Guitar ZEROES
Mam woke me up this morning - wandering around the house "BLASTIN' BANGIN' CHOONS ON HER FONE M8" like a right chav.
I woke up at about half 12 - after falling asleep several times and waking up again.
Mam finally got me to wake up when she asked me to tie a bow on her sleeve.
Apparently the way I tie bows is silly - she thinks my shoes come undone all the time.
The only shoes I wear that come undone all the time are my pink and black striped Converse - and I don't even know why that is.
My Rocketdogs never come undone. Mwah, Velcro for the win.
There's nothing wrong with the way I tie bows.
Just because I don't do funky loops, I take two loops and tie them together instead.
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I went downstairs and told mam I'd came to FORAGE.
David was in the living room - he heard and found it proper piss.
I went and got dressed, after realising there was sod all in to eat.
I was originally planning on having a Muller Corner and some Pom-Bears - but David suggested we go out for a drive to a greasy spoon caff.
Mam didn't want to go to a caff, but they settled on going out to "Lord Stones" - which apparently is off Carlton Bank.
Either way - it was a massive drive through the countryside with endless fields to look at.
Oh, and endless Slumdog Millionaire soundtrack to listen to.
I don't mind the first 4 songs - and the 13th track - Jaiho - that's alright.
Mam proper plays that over and over again. She got David liking it too and ended up bluetoothing him it later.
During the shitty songs, I played my dying iPod.
Dear Lisa has been in the red battery all day - but she hasn't died yet.
She'll have to have a big charge-up before I go back to college on Monday.
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Anyway, we got to Lord Stones - I had Coke and they had coffee.
David got a bacon and egg bun, mam got a black pudding bun (LOLWHAT?!) and I got a burger in a bun. We got a bowl of chips to share between us, but I ate most of them.
The chips were like 7 inches long. Crazy lengths.
We were going to sit outside, but it started getting too breezy, so we ate inside instead.
After we'd eaten, we went for a walk behind the building.
People were flying kites shaped like dragons.
We got to the edge of this massive hill - and we had a debate over whether you'd die or not if you rolled down it.
I didn't stand as close to the edge as they were - I hate heights.
I did enjoy looking out at the English countryside scenery though. If I'd had a camera, I'd have gotten some mint landscape shots.
This hill sparked off a big discussion about cheese-rolling.
Such random shite. My mam can be almost as spontaneous as me sometimes.
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When we got back, mam went to the doctor's to get me some more pills.
I have to make an appointment in a month to get another blood pressure test.
I don't mind those - it's blood tests involving needles that make me shit.
Blood pressure tests just make your arm go proper numb.
When she was gone, I watched A Touch Of Frost.
The bastards though - I was just getting into it - then it ends. The rest of it gets shown on Monday at 4PM.
I should be home by then, so I better remember to watch it.
Mam came back - she'd been to Morrison's too - got me some ham (as I'd said earlier I wanted a ham and cheese omelette) and some Rolo doughnuts.
I ate one and then hid them in the cupboard away from my dad's cake-loving hands. I want to save them so us lot can eat them tomorrow.
I'd give up mine for him if he desparatley wanted one like. That's if he finds them.
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Mam had got some of those natural jelly sweets - the Forbidden Fruits.
We ate those and watched the 300th episode of The Simpsons.
I've seen that one about 4 times. It's not brilliant, but it's alright.
I don't know if I have a favourite episode like.
My favourite character is Lisa, though. :)
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The three of us played Guitar Hero: World Tour after that.
Neither of them could pass Scream Aim Fire on EASY BASS.
There I was busting my arse on EXPERT LEAD and they were the ones failing.
Likewise when I played Mr. Crowley with mam - I was pulling off all these ripping solos (actually doing them a lot better than I normally do), and she was failing on EASY BASS.
Really. 
Both mam and David were attempting to distract each other on Dammit by playing with my thunder tube.
They were actually distracting me a bit at points. I still managed 98% with David and 99% with Mam like.
Then I showed David our film trailer.
There'd been random mentions of Ashleigh all day - so I felt I ought to show her in her full Jonathan-esque glory. Lmfao, David was actually convinced she WAS a man at points.
Aw, bless her. :)
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Shelly's texted me saying she can't come tomorrow.
I've texted her back asking why - but I haven't gotten an answer. :(
Hopefully I'll find out why...
Knowing her mam it'll be a fucking stupid reason like.
I still hope if Shelly can't come, that Ash still can.
I'd rather have just one than none.
I like it best when it's all three of us - but maybe I do need to spend a day alone with Ash. I haven't done that in a really long time.
Here is a picture that my friend Valerie, who works at Lonelyville Cafe, took of me and Tim in the Lonelyville Cafe garden. Today we went to the Brooklyn Botanical Gardens and took pictures. We asked a couple of people to take our picture together, and I took some closeups of the giant lily on a lily pad in the lily pond and some other flowers. I can't wait to get them developed and loaded on my computer!
So, I have to admit that things are a little strange around here now that my parents have come and gone. It was weird to speak all English with them the whole time and even weirder when I would find myself speaking French to them on accident. Like, I would be speaking to a French person at a hotel or restaurant, and then I would turn to ask my parents something to tell that person, and I would ask them in French on accident. It was very bizarre.
What’s even more strange is trying to come back to live with Akila and tell her the things that happened over the weekend. I start to tell her the story, which was really funny when it happened, and then I realize that I have no idea how to translate it into French. Panic mode. So I continue to tell her, but some of the meaning is lost in translation. I get my general point across, but it’s not as good as the original. I think it’s really hard to translate direct quotes from stories. And obviously it’s very difficult to translate sarcastic ideas or slang terms. So, since my stories were lost on Akila, I figure I will share them with my English speaking blog readers.
Ok, so we went to an outdoor café in Paris just to get some drinks and have a rest. My brother, Austin, who is ten years old, insisted on ordering Coke Blak of all things, which is a coke and coffee mixture. So, he ordered the Coke Blak, which I tried and secretly loved, and decided that it was “strange, but good.” He tells me that it has a strange flavor and that he’s pretty sure if he burps, it will taste like coffee. He said that he made this conjecture based on a previous experiment he did using vanilla coke, which produced a burp that smelled like vanilla. (Ok, so he didn’t use the word ‘conjecture.’) Anyway, he proceeds to gulp his Coke Blak and turn to my dad and burp in his face. He says “Dad, can you smell what’s in my Coke?” and my dad says “Is there poop in your Coke?”
The next day, I was in the hotel room with the family, and we were just laying around talking before we went to bed. Austin has been pretty good about learning a few French words and phrases like ‘thank you’ and ‘hello’ and so on. He also asks me to say what I am going to say to him in French and then translate it into English which is really cute. Especially when I say something first in English and then in French and he says “translation?” even though I’ve already given it to him. Anyway, we were laying around and Austin says “hey mom…do you know what my favorite part of my body is?” and my mom politely plays along with whatever joke he is about to make and says “what??” Austin replies gleefully “my merde sortie!” At this point, I start to laugh a bit, and translate for everyone this new phrase which literally means “s--- exit.” Hahaha.
My brother will probably kill me for sharing these stories, but he’s so hilarious, I couldn’t help it. I’ll have to reassure him when he’s a teenager that these stories are cute (even though he’ll hate the word cute) and not embarrassing at all. I’m sure I have worse ones, but you won’t get to read them unless my mom starts a blog or something. I’m not about to share them! I miss my family already!!
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Blend all ingredients. Fill mini-muffin cups full.
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