Butt @ MindSay

The frats and sororities on campus like to play the beanbag game everyone played at elementary school carnivals. I always remember these being big plywood pumpkins or painted Christmas trees or something. And you try to throw a beanbag through the holes. It was fun when you were seven!

I wasn't aware this game had a name other than "beanbags". I was informed last year by two of my friends in Delta Tau Delta that this game is called "cornhole". Upon hearing this, I burst into laughter.

Cornhole? Really? Does nobody remember on Beavis and Butthead when Beavis would freak the hell out and transform into The Great Cornholio (if you don't http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7MMTwIlWlU)  and demand TP for his bunghole? COULD YOU NOT THINK OF A NAME FOR A GAME THAT IS NOT SYNONYMOUS FOR THE WORD "BUTTHOLE"? I guess "beanbags" wasn't awesome enough.

What I find most hilarious about this is that they take it SO SERIOUSLY. They have tournaments and everything. I guess the person who wins is the Cornhole Champion. When I see them having these tournaments in the spring, I'm always tempted to pull my shirt up over my head, raise my arms at 90 degree angles, and shout incoherently.

It's one of the stupidest things ever. Whenever I hear someone is playing cornhole, well... you don't want to know the mental image I get.

1) An Elvis Costello 'Greatest Hits' CD that lacks the song 'Veronica' on it.  What is that?  It's kind of like the Queen Greatest Hits we bought several years ago that didn't have 'Bohemian Rhapsody' on it, but that was a bootleg thing we got for about 5 dollars.  This Elvis CD is legit-produced.

2)  Why it can't go more than a day without raining or being otherwise shitty out up here.  What's wrong with sunshine during summer?

3) How did it look like a normal hotdog with mustard on it, but it was one of the worst meals of my life?  I mean, all 3 aspects of it, the bun, the dog itself, and the mustard on it, were all terrible.  On a side rant, I hope I go the rest of my life never even SEEING another one of those hotdog buns that just looks like a folded piece of white bread; that might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen. 

4) Why it looks like someone shaved a small area near my cat's butt between yesterday and today.  It's a tiny little section of hair missing, but it is definitely missing.  Who shaved Jackson's butt?

I was having a moment of weakness. I feel much better now about my jiggly butt!

Nana had come in the room in silence as she overheard May speak about her pride and joy, Lonnie.

There had always been an unspoken disdain between Nana and May, only God and the two knew why. Some say it was a man others say it was the law of good and evil.

May carries the weight of the world upon her shoulders and where it came from I don't know.

Could I have stopped the carnage or warned my child of what was to come behind her, yes but she was more deserving to learn on her own the consequences of her actions.

Yes, she is my child, but as always she is quick to remind me knows better.

Mama I know…mama I already did. Mama you don’t know…Mama things have changed…But mama.

It was quite fitting that her butt was the last thing that hit the floor.