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I flashed a lesbion women...

Its oh about 4:00 noone's home so i decide to play the "multipurpose wall" in a game of tennis. Everything is cool going great you know dog is outside doing whatever, i've got the radio blasting, there's a nice breeze running though the garage, and there's a steady downfall of raindrops. well the rain stops, the breeze slows, and the dog...well the dog is running away. I start yelling "LADY! LADY COME!" no use, i knew it wouldn't help...well at the same time lady is running away the old lesbion lady who walks here dog (Jess) numerous times a day no matter what the weather, just so happens to be passing by. She decides to help, i guess, because here she comes walking through the neighbors yard then stopping when lady runs over to Jess (the dog). After chasing lady around jess for a good 5 mins. i scoop lady up, she starts twisting and turning and throwing her legs like theres no tommorow, well one of her legs gets stuck in my bikini top (way to hot to play with a shirt on!) anyway bikini top goes down revealing my left boob! after standing there dumbfounder for a few seconds, i throw lady underneather my right arm, and quickly fix my top. HA and to make things better not only did the lesbion lady see my boob the neighbor who is always ALWAYS watching me happened to walk out of his garage at the moment allowing him to see my boob as well.

so later i tell andy the story thinking he will die of laughter right...well he chuckles a little than goes "well isn't that ironic, first you kiss a girl, now a lesbion sees your boob"...i really wish he'd drop the whole stupid peck thing, its old, its annoying, and it wasn't a big deal!!!!


so in all i played 3 hours of tennis against the wall, 1 hour at 4. and than 2 hours after dinner which ended in a swim in the pool, which was Love-O-Ly! ok well time to finish getting ready for pe...haha pe is so fun i never knew how funning pay-pay and kurtis were! although i do feel a little werid around kurtis since i did dump him...but that was back in 5th grade.


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Spanish does not help

For years, I thought if I only spoke Spanish, I'd be able to get my orders perfect at Chipotle.  And I don't mean that in a jerk-racist-white-guy-kinda-way, I mean it in the cultural-aware-wanna-be-moron-white-guy-kinda-way.  The burrito lady never has any idea what I am talking about.  If we could only break that language barrier, think of the walls we could break down!  Yes - I want all of the sauces.  Somebody has to be a revolutionary. 

So today the person behind me gave the order in Spanish.  It is a good thing there were behind me, too, and not in front of me because I would have had to kill them.  It took several minutes to place the order.  I can't possibly imagine what they were talking about all that time.  A ton of confusion, that I know.


 
 
 

 
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