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I'm going to a wake today at 2 PM. I'm sort of excited. It'll be my first wake ever. It's one of my cousins, who was like 66 or so. My dad says that I knew him, but if I did, I can't remember... as usual.
*sigh* Right now... I just want to curl up into a ball and die. I don't want to think right now. I'm so confused, sad, angry, betrayed, and anxious. I'm sick to my stomach.
1.) Get over it and walk for 90 minutes a day OR
2.) Figure out another way to burn 437 calories without going to a gym or buying expensive equipment
I don't mind walking, but I get bored just walking in a circle around the neighborhood. I don't have my license so I can't drive myself to the park. I know my dad won't drive me to the park every day. I think it's too far to ride my bike or walk to the park.
So anyway, yeah... that's why I'm a bit depressed today. I'm just worried that I won't be able to burn the recommended number of calories per day.
Here is quite an interesting article from Yahoo foods that is much debated. What do you think?
http://food.yahoo.com/blog/beautyeats/5294/late-night-snacks-to-cure-every-distress/
If we weren't meant to eat late at night, why is there a light inside the refrigerator? Besides, there are times when you just gotta have something. The trick is to be prepared. Because the main problem with nighttime nibbles has less to do with when you're eating than with what you tend to eat after hours. Instead of reaching for a pint of mint chocolate chip or a slice of day-old pizza, stock up on the following -- there's something here for every midnight muncher.
If you're stressed to the max
Rich, sugary comfort foods actually do short-circuit stress, but they also contribute to belly fat. So try to resist the chocolate chip cookies and grab a handful of unsalted almonds instead. The satisfying crunch will help you work off your anxiety, while the B vitamins and magnesium help your brain make relaxing serotonin. And at only 160 calories for about 22 almonds, you won't add weight worries to your woes.
If you're just tossing and turning
Starchy carbs may help you nod off. Why? Foods that quickly raise your blood sugar also raise blood levels of the amino acid tryptophan, which the brain converts to mind-soothing serotonin. So unless you're a diabetic, microwave a potato, warm up some instant rice, pop an English muffin in the toaster, and wait for the Zs to happen.
If you're burning the midnight oil
You could mainline coffee to get your Powerpoint project done overnight, but that'll just leave you with a world-class case of jitters the next morning when it's time to run it by the boss. A better bet, believe it or not: a salad of dark greens and chopped veggies. Not only will the complex carbs in the veggies give you energy, they're full of folic acid, which new research suggests helps your brain work faster.
If you're on a diet or just plain hungry
Give that rumbling tummy a little bit of protein, like a low-fat cheese stick, some lean turkey, or even an egg-white omelet. Eating about a third of your daily calories in lean protein keeps you feeling full, and a there's new evidence that it may also help you burn a few extra calories while you sleep.
If you're pregnant
Forget the pickles, but have the ice cream. Extra calcium is excellent when you're eating for two.
Baby-and-Me Smoothie
½ cup fat-free vanilla ice cream (or 8 oz nonfat vanilla yogurt)
1 banana
1 cup frozen, unsweetened strawberries
1 Tbs. frozen orange juice concentrate.
Puree everything in a blender until creamy. Then put your feet up and enjoy every sip, knowing that you're getting about 340 mg of bone-building calcium -- more than 20% of your recommended daily value -- plus a bunch of vitamins and minerals, so the 373 calories are anything but empty. Even better: The milk protein and banana contain a bit of sleep-inducing tryptophan.
I work in a tourist town, Wisconsin Dells. In the shop next to the one where I work, there are all kinds of temptations. It's called " The Cream Puff Company" (they use real cream and whip it fresh every morning) It wold be so easy to give in, however, I am no longer happy being the size that I am, and I want to lose that next pound, more than I want that luscious treat. and I have to keep wanting it.
Every 20 lbs lost, I am going to reward myself with some new clothes. I'm shopping around, I'm looking at catalogs, I'm making my wish lists. But I'm not shopping till I reach the 20 lbs increment. (and let me tell you, I need some new clothes)
I work again tomorrow, but will be taking my usual walk in the evening. and I'm going to work on a better Sunday/Monday routine for future weeks.
Having sex is yet another great past time for burning up those unwanted fat producing calories...
| REMOVING CLOTHES | |
| With partner's consent... | 12 calories |
| Without partner's consent... | 187 calories |
| UNHOOKING BRA | |
| Using two calm hands... | 7 calories |
| Using one trembling hand... | 36 calories |
| GETTING INTO BED | |
| Lifting partner... | 1.5 calories |
| Dragging partner along floor... | 16 calories |
| Using skateboard... | 3 calories |
| ACHIEVING ERECTIONS | |
| For normal healthy man... | 2.5 calories |
| Losing erection... | 14 calories |
| Searching for it... | 115 calories |
| PUTTING ON CONDOM | |
| With erection... | 1.5 calories |
| Without erection... | 300 calories |
| INSERTING DIAPHRAGM | |
| If the woman who does it is: | |
| Experienced... | 6 calories |
| Inexperienced... | 73 calories |
| If a man does it... | 650 calories |
| Add five calories for retrieving it from across the room. | |
| POSSIBLE INTERCOURSE SIDE EFFECTS | |
| Bouncing... | 7 calories |
| Sliding around... | 9 calories |
| Serious skidding... | 12 calories |
| Whiplash... | 27 calories |
| ORGASM | |
| Real... | 27 calories |
| Faked... | 160 calories |
| ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE | |
| Shoes flew off... | 35 calories |
| Expression didn't change... | 0.5 calories |
| Orchestra swelled... | 6 calories |
| Birds sang: | |
| Large birds... | 7 calories |
| Small birds... | 3 calories |
| Earth moved... | 30 calories |
| PULLING OUT | |
| After orgasm... | 0.5 calories |
| A few moments before orgasm... | 500 calories |
| PENIS ENVY | |
| For woman... | 3 calories |
| For men... | 72 calories |
| GUILT | |
| Banging your boss for a promotion... | 30 calories |
| Sex during a 'sickie'... | 10 calories |
| Bonking each other with parents in other room... | 7 calories |
| Putting it on your expense account... | 9 calories |
| AGGRAVATION | |
| Partner keeps showing plant... | 5 calories |
| Partner insists on dog cuddling during foreplay... | 14 calories |
| Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time... | 10 calories |
| Partner is taking phone calls... | 7 calories |
| Partner is making phone calls... | 40 calories |
| GETTING CAUGHT | |
| By partner's spouse... | 60 calories |
| By your spouse... | 100 calories |
| Trying to explain... | 55 calories |
| Trying to remain calm... | 100 calories |
| Leaping out of bed... | 75 calories |
| Getting dressed in one motion... | 500 calories |
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